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notcasesensitive 06-18-2010 07:47 PM

Quiz Time!
 
What animal are you? www.animalinyou.com

I'm an otter. Sounds more or less right.

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Otters are petite, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular, eminently lovable and display the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. Otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities.

Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. Life has so many diversions for the otter that it's impossible to predict how it will fill its day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, its keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked.

Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi.

Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves.

Their determination makes otters valuable employees, and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace.

Although they are fine motivators otters avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

patentparanyc 06-18-2010 08:10 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
First, ran the chase corp challenge last night I am in pain. did not stop to walk once.

how funny:

Tiger



Careers and Hobbies
Trial Lawyer
CEO
Engineer
Self-employed
Adventure
Sports
Parties

Tigers are handsome and powerful people with an innate self-confidence and elegance. There's a sense of immediacy and an aura of electricity that surrounds it, and when it walks into a room, something always seems about to happen. Once a tiger has found its groove, it focuses on its goal with a brightly burning intensity. Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake, but when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals.

In social situations, the tiger is an excellent host and there is no such thing as a casual party in its home. Guests can always expect a memorable occasion with an extravagance of food and drink, and yet, there is a distinct coldness to its den. Having sacrificed comfort for style, the tiger outfits its house with austere and modern furniture, and even the comfortably worn easy chairs are replaced every few years.

Unlike the family oriented lion, tigers are solitary creatures who hate to lie around doing nothing. In this regard they have more in common with wildcats and leopards, who are always on the move. Because of this antisocial nature it can be difficult to discern a tiger's true motives, and they are considered unpredictable and enigmatic. They have a strong aversion to routine in their daily life, and their spontaneity and energy infect others who are graced with their presence.

Tigers dislike small talk in the workplace and expect professionalism from coworkers, demanding the highest standards in their business dealings. With their killer instincts tigers could be excellent trial lawyers and have no hesitation in using aggression as an advantage. Acutely aware of their ability to intimidate, their single-mindedness enhances the tiger's reputation as a force to be reckoned with.

Because of their preference for solitude, however, tigers are not natural leaders. While perfectly capable of assuming the role of a CEO, they prefer the challenges inherent in self-employment. Tiger businesses are invariably successful and cover a wide range of industries, from engineering to retailing.

John Phoenix 06-18-2010 08:12 PM

Re: Quiz Time!
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 426674)
What animal are you? www.animalinyou.com

I'm an otter. Sounds more or less right.

2. I should not be surprised.

J. Fred Muggs 06-18-2010 08:21 PM

Re: Quiz Time!
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 426674)
What animal are you? www.animalinyou.com.

I'm a Wild Dog

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Most people who meet a wild dog are struck by its energetic, demonstrative and restless behavior. This mid-sized individual differs from its domestic dog and wolf cousins in a number of notable ways: it is physically more powerful than the dog and its social structure differs dramatically from that of the lone wolf. It is difficult to describe the wild dog's personality without explaining it in terms of its pack of friends, for wild dogs don't see themselves as rugged individualists but rather as members of a social team that demands constant bonding and cooperation.

Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support.

Although they are not a natural leaders, wild dogs are popular and well liked and their indomitable sense of adventure attracts others who appreciate living on the edge. They were not blessed with a particularly handsome face, but their trim body is well conditioned by athletic endeavors and they take pride in their appearance.

As is typical of a carnivorous personality, wild dogs love to travel and choose to vacation in stimulating environments where they can expand their understanding of the world. They become restless when they haven't taken a vacation in a while.

Thinking of bringing that new invention of yours to the market? Put a wild dog in charge. No one can take an idea and run with it better than this hardy individual. Its powers of endurance and canine enthusiasm make for such a powerful combination that wild dogs are consistently amongst the highest wage earners. So why don't they simply run their own businesses and reap the rewards? Well for one thing, they don't possess the leadership and entrepreneurial talents of their canine cousins. Instead, by concentrating on relationship building and teamwork, wild dogs achieve the kind of job satisfaction that no salary can replace.

Wild dogs are highly principled individuals although they take a while before placing their trust in others. Employers should give them a lot of freedom since they do not perform well in structured environments. When it comes to stamina, they are without equal and are usually the first to arrive and the last to leave. Versatile in their skills, their sharp minds can adapt to almost any environment.

Hank Chinaski 06-18-2010 08:28 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
WOLF:

You might also be...

Wild Dog
Wolf

Genus and Species:
Canis Lupus

Collective Term:
A pack of wolves
Careers and Hobbies
Law enforcement
Soldier
Medical fields
Trial Lawyer
Team sports
Outdoor activities
Theater
Debating
Famous Wolves
Christian Slater
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton

The rugged wolf is athletic, good-looking and brimming with self-confidence. A close relative of the domestic dog, it is stronger and more aggressive, managing to generate notoriety wherever it marks its territory. The wolf's dark reputation is mainly due to jealousy of its consistent success in work and romance. A wolf in full stride is quite impressive. Firing orders at subordinates while on the phone to customers, no one can get the job done quite as efficiently as the wolf.

With an innate understanding of the value of teamwork, it's always ready to take its place in the chain of command either as leader or as simply a member of the pack. When a wolf decides to innovate, it makes sure that it has the backing of a capable team. The wolf is clear-headed and strong-minded, always willing to compromise in the interests of getting a job done.

Wolves are facially expressive and readily communicate their emotional states with body language. They work hard at developing their social relationships, although unlike their cousin the dog they are quick to anger when they sense threats to the social order. When confrontations occurs, they sometimes react suddenly and violently, barking displeasure at offending subordinates. Close companions know to avoid their biting tongue until they resume their normal gregarious behavior.

Wolves are intensely ambitious and never shy from hard work. Socially adept, they function well in leadership and management roles as well as in jobs requiring vision and strength of character. Being a natural motivator, their instinctive understanding of group dynamics serves them well in goal-oriented tasks.

As bosses, wolves demand absolute loyalty and they provide the same allegiance to their employees. Their ability to perform under pressure helps them attain the highest executive levels, and with strong communication instincts they maintain a constant stream of notes, letters, and email to coworkers. Their instinctive understanding of the chain of command makes wolves excellent soldiers or law enforcement officers.

taxwonk 06-18-2010 10:04 PM

Re: Quiz Time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 426674)
What animal are you? www.animalinyou.com

I'm an otter. Sounds more or less right.

Quote:

Vulture

Genus and Species:
Gyps africanus

Collective Term:
A coven of vultures
Careers and Hobbies
Stockbroker
Lawyer
Company director
Corporate raider
Hunting
Gambling
Making money
Gossiping Famous Vultures
Linda Tripp
Michael Milken
Charles Keating Physically and socially, the vulture is a clumsy creature and its unusual features border on homeliness. Its somewhat bloated body is unusual for a creature of the air, since birds can't afford excess ballast when they're flying around. So vultures are forced to soar at the mercy of the currents and wait for opportunities to present themselves, and unlike the smaller birds are unable to control their own destinies.

Don't make the mistake of underestimating the vulture though, for it's awkward outward appearance masks an intensely sharp mind capable of long range vision. With infinite patience, the vulture uses its keen senses to detect when the moment is ripe before swooping in and claiming its prize. Most people only encounter the vulture's devious mind when it's feeding at the carcass of their dreams. Nope, the vulture is no angel and those wings on its back have no connection to the divine. For a vulture would look ridiculous wearing a halo while taping her friend's intimate conversations for the special prosecutor.

Like most birds of prey, vultures love to travel. They particularly favor long trips and are always on the lookout for business opportunities. Even when vacationing with family, a vulture would interrupt the trip if they spied a chance to make money.

Vultures hate to work, preferring to shadow other aggressive characters until opportunities arise. They circle these situations with infinite patience and have an uncanny ability to determine when the moment is ripe. Only when assured of a reward will they swoop in and take control. They can be extremely possessive with their prize and will defend it against all intruders. However, cultures won't risk injury, and they take flight when the situation becomes volatile.

When others observe a vulture circling they can be confident that an opportunity is at hand. Always alert to the opportunity to buy or sell, they make excellent stockbrokers and trade their services for a percentage of the profits. The species also earns a living by buying up ailing businesses and selling off their assets to make a quick buck.

With their excellent vision, vultures are also able to provide far-sighted leadership as business advisers, lawyers or company directors.
I feel so flattered.

ltl/fb 06-19-2010 12:01 AM

Re: Quiz Time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 426674)
What animal are you? www.animalinyou.com

I'm an otter. Sounds more or less right.

Penguin or fox/otter.

Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.

Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal.

But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.

Penguins are deceptively intelligent and are particularly animated when intellectually challenged. They excel at word games and puzzles but are modest about their abilities and are generally underestimated by others.

With their misunderstood personality, penguins find writing an ideal tool for expressing their true feelings. They have a natural aptitude for languages and penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors, and journalists.

With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.

However, a lack of confidence affects their work. Penguins tend to give up on tasks they were otherwise capable of and are often disappointed with their performance. Still, work never dominates their life and they always put their family first.

Pretty Little Flower 06-19-2010 09:43 AM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 426646)
I've seen a lot of games in this World Cup and that was the worst-officiated of them, but it was poorly officiated in a very consistent way. The ref was blowing the whistle against the offense for contact in the box -- any contact in the box -- all game. No one seems to know why he disallowed the goal.

Agreed. The call was BS and the officiating was terrible in general. That said, and I am obviously biased, the second half (the only half I watched) was the most exciting half of soccer I have watched this WC.

So, we were robbed of a win, but our fate is in our hands. Beat Algeria and we are in. If we cannot beat Algeria, than we do not deserve to advance anyway.

Hank Chinaski 06-19-2010 11:14 AM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 426681)
Agreed. The call was BS

way to set out and articulate a strong brave opinion! how do you feel about the gulf oil disaster?

here's a real topic-
Bob Marley's Trenchtown Rock starts with, "One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain."

Dead Prez's Hip Hop goes, "one thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain."

I get that copying lyrics is a compliment, but only if your listeners know whose bit you copied, right? Marley is too old, and Trenchtown is pretty obscure for the average DP listener to know. Was there a nod to Marley in the liner notes?

was the Peter Tosh reference in African supposed to cover for all of the Original Wailers? what?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 06-19-2010 12:21 PM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 426681)

If we cannot beat Algeria, than we do not deserve to advance anyway.

while this is true it has already been said that if we cannot beat Slovenia we do not deserve to move on. As we did not beat Slovenia I fear that our fate is sealed and that even of we were to tie Algeria, our former oppressors will somehow net 3 more goals in a tying effort to move forward.

Or perhaps we cheat fate, finish first, and face Germany, who may fall to second in their group.

Tyrone Slothrop 06-19-2010 05:12 PM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 426681)
Agreed. The call was BS and the officiating was terrible in general. That said, and I am obviously biased, the second half (the only half I watched) was the most exciting half of soccer I have watched this WC.

So, we were robbed of a win, but our fate is in our hands. Beat Algeria and we are in. If we cannot beat Algeria, than we do not deserve to advance anyway.

If we tie and Englands loses to Slovenia we are in. If we tie and England ties we are probably in, having scored two more goals than them to this point. At least I think I have that right.

I would prefer to win the group and play Australia next. But Ghana would be good too.

Hank Chinaski 06-19-2010 07:27 PM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 426684)
If we tie and Englands loses to Slovenia we are in. If we tie and England ties we are probably in, having scored two more goals than them to this point. At least I think I have that right.

I would prefer to win the group and play Australia next. But Ghana would be good too.

so watching Brazil NK the NK guys seemed sooooo much slower than Brazil, like second half at least NK didn't beat Brazil to one ball.

is NK just slow, or do we* look like that against Brazil too?
*we have advanced before correct? how far have we gone? round of 8?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 06-19-2010 09:56 PM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 426685)
*we have advanced before correct? how far have we gone? round of 8?

Lost in round of 8 in 2002 to Germany, 1-0.

ltl/fb 06-19-2010 10:41 PM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 426682)
way to set out and articulate a strong brave opinion! how do you feel about the gulf oil disaster?

An ols friens went swimming in the Gulf and spent more time in the shower washing off the oil than he did swimming.

Pretty Little Flower 06-20-2010 08:06 AM

Re: Slovenians are jumping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 426682)
way to set out and articulate a strong brave opinion! how do you feel about the gulf oil disaster?

here's a real topic-
Bob Marley's Trenchtown Rock starts with, "One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain."

Dead Prez's Hip Hop goes, "one thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain."

I get that copying lyrics is a compliment, but only if your listeners know whose bit you copied, right? Marley is too old, and Trenchtown is pretty obscure for the average DP listener to know. Was there a nod to Marley in the liner notes?

was the Peter Tosh reference in African supposed to cover for all of the Original Wailers? what?

Wow, that is a tough issue you raise. I am going to have to really think on that one.

I think the oil disaster is a bad thing. I feel bad for the birds.


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