LawTalkers - Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

The only acceptable thing to mix with alcohol (sides water, and I'll give tonic this stretch) is a juice with gin or vodka. I despise gin, but understand that my feelings are not universal.

Of course I'm a simple man from a humble background.

Hank Chinaski

05-22-2013 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 479691)

Fucking pussies. The only thing gin needs is to be chilled, given a long hard look at a dry vermouth bottle then poured in a cold glass.

I'd go a step further. The best way to handle gin is to leave it on the shelf and booze on the vodka.

Pretty Little Flower

05-22-2013 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 479693)

I'd go a step further. The best way to handle gin is to leave it on the shelf and booze on the vodka.

You god damn fucking vagina-licking pussy-fag. The only way to drink alcohol is to have warm grain alcohol in a cup formed from dried maggot feces while someone simultaneously stabs you in both eyes and your anus with shards from a broken Vermouth bottle.

Hank Chinaski

05-22-2013 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479694)

The only way to drink alcohol is to have warm grain alcohol in a cup formed from dried maggot feces

I'm trying to go vegan:confused:

Icky Thump

05-22-2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479694)

while someone simultaneously stabs you in both eyes and your anus

NFN but I don't think it is possible to stab someone in BOTH eyes and his anus simultaneously.

LessinSF

05-23-2013 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 479690)

Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!

It also clearly provides orgasms. (And prevents scurvy.)

ferrets_bueller

05-23-2013 10:27 AM

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And/Or helps one to channel Molly Bloom.

Not Bob

05-23-2013 10:44 AM

Until I hear it from you.

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 479687)

The gin gimlet. Gin, fresh lime juice, shake with ice, serve up. No sugar or simple syrup.

I would like to give that a shot. Based on past experience, a Google search will give me wildly varying answers, so what ratio of gin to limes do you use?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-23-2013 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 479694)

In this world of endless flux, where there are so few things to rely on, it is good to know that, come Friday, Flower will be at the same leather bar, in the same sex swing, sipping his maggotini.

bold_n_brazen

05-23-2013 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 479700)

I would like to give that a shot. Based on past experience, a Google search will give me wildly varying answers, so what ratio of gin to limes do you use?

Raymond Chandler said equal parts gin and Rose's.

I say 2 parts gin to 1 part lime juice. I like fresh, but Rose's works too.

Hank Chinaski

05-23-2013 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 479701)

In this world of endless flux, where there are so few things to rely on, it is good to know that, come Friday, Flower will be at the same leather bar, in the same sex swing, sipping his maggotini.

the important part of flower's posts is he has found a way for us to insult each other. We can no longer use an implication of homosexuality as an insult, and rightly so. But, as shown by Flower, we can allege that a sock* performs cunnilingus as an insult that implies one is a wimp- like on Sopranos, a real man would never do that.

*The same insult applied to a woman is not proper.

Not Bob

05-23-2013 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 479702)

Raymond Chandler said equal parts gin and Rose's.

I say 2 parts gin to 1 part lime juice. I like fresh, but Rose's works too.

Thank you. This is is an example of why I love you in that mostly-platonic way that Shaggy loves Daphne.

Apropos of Chandler, just as I often confuse Spade (Hammett) and Marlowe (Chandler), I often confuse the gin and lime Gimlet with the martini with a cocktail onion Gibson.

Not Bob

05-23-2013 12:16 PM

And if you touch the distant beaches

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Originally Posted by ferrets_bueller (Post 479699)

And/Or helps one to channel Molly Bloom.

Confession: I have tried and failed to read Ulysses and every other Joyce book, but pretend that I have. Same with Remembrance of Things Past* and Malcolm Gladwell.

*Yeah, they call it something else these days, but this is what the book's name is. See also Bombay, Rangoon, The Ukraine, and Mao Tse-Tung.

Icky Thump

05-23-2013 12:21 PM

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Ahhh summer. That time of year when we put away the wool suits and break out the poplin and we put away the bourbon and break out the gin.

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