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Mmmmm, boss sex.

Note to IT, HR, & others: "Mmmmm, boss sex" was meant generically and was not meant to apply to any particular person or boss.

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I want to hear some kinky stuff while you still have the Jennifer Anniston avatar. I don't think I would make this request if you still had your old avatar, but now I must know. Monica and Phoebe aren't here, so spill the figurative beans, NCS.

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As someone who hatefully watched every episode of Skin ever to air, let me say that I am :mad: !! TV is the east, and Olivia is the sun. I thought having the latina nanny assume the role of "nurse" and help sneak Rome out of school was brilliant! Apparently the public didn't agree.

Perhaps Olivia will do Playboy!

But speaking of trash TV, how about that OC last night? That was Some Kind Of Wonderful television, huh? Right down to the confusing practice/kiss! Of course, Seth and Summer are MEANT TO BE, right? Right???

Switching channels, I'm glad that Bob did the right thing and axed the chick who had the stink of death on her. I think the remaining episodes are only a formality and Ms. Kalamazoo is a shoo-in. Geographic proximity, combined with the fact that she's a million times more pretty and fun, make whatsherface a good combination. Anyone think otherwise?

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Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.

Half of me wants to say, "hey I know you are thrilled to have a good blow and all, but Sebby assures me that blowjobs are just totally overrrated so why are you wearing out my jaw?"

My face gets arthritic thinking about many years of this, and I think that finger blowjob business is just frankly kinda weird, so I am starting to think this may not go the distance.

Fine. Burger, give me some quid

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Maybe this is how I got on your buddy (butt-y - get it?) list.

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Hey! Now we're talking. This is what I like to see. No offense to either Less or Paigow w/r/t their ongoing feud, for their spat has produced some of the most memorable posts of FB history. It's just that, these days, they both seem to be IMing it in.

e.g.:

paigow: less, you IGnorant slut, if you got a real job, maybe you would not HAve ot get some FB chick puking drunk befroe she blows you blah BLah balh

less: paigow, you ignorant slut, I've been blown by no less than seven of your personalities, although never to completion, and I realize this still constitutes a minority position for you blah blah blah


This Str8-paigow thing, however, has real potential. Candidly, I'm not really sure how it started. I am probably missing context, but it seems that one day paigow just started lobbing genades into the Str8 camp. But who really cares? I say keep up the good work. Carry on indeed!

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Explain? Did he put the ketchup on himself or on you? If on you, how did you taste it? And what exactly is a "blood fetish"? Did he like to pretend that you were bleeding? Dead?

Maybe he really had a ketchup fetish, but knew how you felt about it, so he told you he likes to do it to dead bloody corpses so that you wouldn't think he was a freak or anything.

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The correct answer is to get a job where you get free sodas brought to your mini-fridge in your outer-office where your personal secretary sits (also supplied by your employer), and then bring them home in your gym bag.

Hey, there's got to be a few perks to go along with the pay cut of going in-house.

It would be mainly correct to say that I am mostly bragging here about getting free sodas and having my own secretary. How pathetic.

str8.

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Personally, I could tolerate the finger thing much more easily than the extended oral sex thing, unless he's not going to care that I bite down when my jaw gets tired. This seems like it could be something y'all could, you know, like talk about or whatever.

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I had an ex who always wanted me to talk dirty, especially on the phone. It didn't do it for me, and always felt a little awkward. It wasn't a deal breaker, but I did find myself dreading talking to him on the phone, which led to the eventual souring of our relationship.

I might try something weird and fetishy if it didn't involve animals or small children. I certainly enjoy some things that others might find weird and fetishy. But I concur with whomever said that generally if I'm squicked out by the weird and fetishy request, its becuase I am starting to be squicked out by the requestor.

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As a certain person might say, indeed. I don't really mind weirdness, but this was just messy and not tasty. And did nothing to improve the sex (and I know it takes two to tango but it could have used some improvement).

Edited to note that while I say I don't mind weirdness, I did still find the request very weird. But I would have tolerated it better if everything else about the relationship was better.

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Is it just the activity level that bugs you, or is he also doing the "smell yourself, taste yourself" bit?

Not that such a bit exists, or that if it did, that I would have any preferences one way or the other.

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It is the activity level. Of the oral. He hasnt done that smell yourself taste ourself thing which would not bother me a bit. I am always happy to put on a show for the right audience. This guy just cannot get enough of the suckage, be it my own finger or his penis Though I should say I have shared a couple of outre requests (for me- to him, old hat) and he has offered to accomodate me when I get the nerve to do it.

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If you cared, you could have asked, and then I would have told you, as I've told several folks here via pm, that I'm an in-house studio lawyer (I'm not particularly concerned about being outed, duh). It's obvious that I didn't grow up in LA. I've referred to my school many times. So how does any of this make me a wannabe? I don't pretend to do any scene any more or less than I actually do. 19 nights out of 20 I'm home unpacking or paiting kitchen cabinets and watching crap TV. Otherwise I'm at a concert with my friends and/or my stunning wife. And in what respect does my (completely unconnected) dad have anything to do with anything? Random!

That said, I've no wish to ignore you. But unprovoked ad hominem attacks have no place here on Thursdays. So again, please fuck off and die. My 18 year old cat has melanoma and I'm in no mood.

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I've had women do this to me, but these seems more like a first date sort of thing. As in, I really like you, and this is what you're in store for later. At the time, it didn't do much for me. Sadly later, her skills didn't do much for me.
This is not a fetish. This is being selfish. Maybe he's a blowjob camel, getting as many while he can, so he can live through the dry days.

FWIW (hi!), a little nibbling on my ear never hurt me. That also doesn't qualify as a fetish. Where is Atticus with the definition that confines fetish to objects used for sexual gratification, not sexual practices outside of the mainstream?

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I was not offering the ear thing as a fetish and I am not averse to nibbling his ears. He seems to like it a lot. I'm averse to having my earns nibbled. A little teeny bit is OK, but anything more i just find irritating.

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On the finger thing- it isnt something I started doing. Though that is a pretty cheezy first date move i have to admit. He just says "suck my finger" every time we do it.

He isnt selfish on the BJs. he always makes sure I come before it his his turn. whattaguy. but I like the camel thoery. do all guys assume that BJs will become a rarity after awhile?

and I heart ear nilbbing. total erogenous zone.

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I just wanted to see that line again. If I was less lazy, I'd make it my signature or something. I think my next band will be called the Blowjob Camels.

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Dude, not you, too. Having sex with Asian women is a sexual practice outside of the mainstream? 540 million Chinese men beg to differ.*

*Excludes the 10% of Chinese men who have an Asian man fetish and the ones who carry their nuts around the palace in decorative enameled clay pots.

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Jack Manfred's "protein-enriched" line makes me think that he is giving a lot of blowjobs to men (nttawwt). And maybe he is and that is the point of the line. Or maybe I am the only person whose mind goes immediately to the gutter with mention of protein. This is all very confusing to me.

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I am with you, brother. Before I read your post, I had already predicted to no less (and no more) than two poster via IM (Hi penske and paigow!!) that "blowjob camel" would quickly enter the FB lexicon.

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Smart man. I like the cut of your jib. Keep it up and I'm sure that there is a corner office with your name on it.

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A fetish is when something that wouldn't normally turn someone on becomes an object of gratification. Like feet do it for some people. This guy just liked the look of blood. It didn't mean anyone was actually bleeding or dead or that he was pretending that someone was. Hard to understand, but that's what it is. So not violent, but still weird and creepy.

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Uh, no. We were talking about what a tool str8 is- the litlte schlub who really wants to be a star but donest want to take the risk so becomes a jr exec at Warner Bros instead and pretends its the same.

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Paigow is pointing out that in Hollywood, just working at a studio doesn't mean you're really in the industry, which is notoriously insular. You have to be someone's kid, which is flat out impossible if you come from somewhere kooky like Canada or Austria. Californians -- even expats in places like DC -- will never accept a foreigner as one of them, so give it up.

At least I think that's her gist. YMMV.

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Sorry, sweetheart, but I think you are alone on this one.

I adore str8.

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Presumptively, yes.

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Did you mean "we"? Or did you break up with the OM?

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Exactly. You are a nobody in LA, sorry. And the sad thing is that probably is something that is very important to you. I gather this from your oft referencing of Variety and name dropping here. At least here, you can seem like you are in the business bc most of the folks here are even further away from it than you.

See you in turnaround.

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I gotta love the Paigow, but no offence to her, I view you as a player. In fact a whiter more Canadian version of Jay-Z, a card carrying playa of the first order.

There it is.

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Don't you wish.

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Hi! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was thinking a Canadian Tim Robbins, taking the Land Rover home to an Icelandic wife.

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I disagree. Generally. I'm not going to look at that article, the Atlantic strikes me as a liberal rag, however experience tells me the sex gets kinkier as time passes.

And that's just the sex with the wife.

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That's what you were talking about. I changed the subject.

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We as in me and PLF, dear. You have to stop thinking "we" means you and another. What is it with you and that word?

I dont actually think str8 is a bad guy or antying. He just reminds me a lot of a great many really annoying people based on his posts. If he cut out the nonsense with the namedropping and the references to the industry in most of his posts and just let his personality shine through and was himself, then he might not seem like such a wannabe. And dont get me started on the cheap ploys to seem hip despite his suitness based on trips to Hot Topix. Thats the thing with LA and the transplants. I am sure he is just a nice Jewish boy from Toronto with a good brain and a shared love of AI. It is just this "I am in the industry" pedanticism that really irks me. Especially when he really isnt.

So sorry if I made you feel bad str8, but that is why I take shots at you. I am sure you are probably a good guy deep down.

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Notwithstanding our difference of opinion on str8, that was an excellent use of a canned line.

Cliche of the Day, and I mean in that in a complimentary sense.

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I enjoy the name dropping and glimpse giving. It gives me a chance to appear in the know among people who do not read these boards. Of course, it's always prefaced with "My sources tell me" or "Insiders say that". Don't worry, str8, I would never tell them your name.

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Any typos?

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Actually, I was having more difficulty figuring out what sort of blood fetish would be satisfied by ketchup than I was with the idea of the blood fetish itself. The blood thing I sort of get - seeing ketchup as a substitute struck me as the weird part.

I've never been asked to do anything I've found a deal killer. Unless you count bad kissing. Bad kissing is a deal killer, and I've been asked to do that repeatedly. But I've never been asked to do anything particularly odd.