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Its nice to see you clean up with your tongue after sex. Your SO must save a fortune on tissues and/or water.

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MMMMmmmm...Yes I do. I would POTD that booty (I pronounce in boo-TAAAAAY) all nite long.

You look so good in yo' avatar, I jus' wanna' put ya' on a plate an' sop you up wit' a biscuit, girl.

http://www.jordansplace.net/homepage/glasses/pimp.jpg

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Yes, but . . . well . . . it's just not the same as with us.

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We as in the people of the FB. I could not care less what you say on your own behalf. I would h8 for him or anyone else to think you are speaking on behalf of all of us.

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Maybe it's the "protein-enriched" line with a tagline that contains the word "sodomize." It was actually a reference to being on the Atkins diet. I was going to go back to "early non-kayaker", but that's ages ago on the Board. The obvious choice is "blow job camel", but I'm not one. I've changed it (NTTAWWT) to avoid confusion and toasters, but it's in transition.

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OMG. How did you get that picture of me and the OddMan???????

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What he said was that there were a lot of posters he found annoying.

paigowprincess: like who?
p_l_flower: pensky
paigowprincess: I totally got the memo on that one. str8up brother!!!!!
p_l_flower: LOL!!!!!

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The OM is mistaken. Those can't be implants.

TM

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I'm all for sex games (assplay, oral, anal, film, s&m, voyeur, clamps, whips, toys, etc...) but ain't no way I'm "tasting myself" or "smelling myself" for anyone. I've been snowballed before... I know the flavor and well, it ain't bernaise or champagne sorbet.

As to the finger sucking... lame. Lamest bit ever. I hated it when chicks would do this to look cool. Its toolish. There's only one thing worth sucking.

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Ditto!!!! Though I noticed you had NO problem when he purported to speak for the FB on how nobody wants to read about my body fat and genitals or something like that.

and I would never deign to speak for the FB. Who am I, Slave? No, my post unamibgiously referred to an IM convo beteeen me and Pretty. Reread it. One thing I do not do is speak for others or put words in their mouths. (no mouth jokes please). THat is Sebby's job.

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TYPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whiff.

TM

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Well, maybe we are secretly made for each other. I hate having my ears chewed on.

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Only you truly understand me, Sebastian. Why does he have to watch me pretend to give head to his finger while he is getting banged when he is gonna get the real thing like five times over? Nonsense. I dont get it. And we have heard you rant a million times on the overrated blow job. Is there anyway I can have you talk on the phone to this guy?

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Edited to say forget it, it's not worth it.

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No no no. I don't put words in other people's mouths. I'm the guy who takes a peripheral point in a post and uses it annoyingly as a jumping off point for a venomous rant which starts and argument that goes nowhere where several people argue past one another. Then I forget what my original rant was and argue contrary points with occasional funny phrases. At the end I brag about what a good lawyer I am but how much I hate my job and remind people I'm a damn good writer who hates details and children. Oh, and I'm classy.

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How about inserting our unofficial mantra:

"Holiday Bitch," "please, Holiday."

Kinda catchy.

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There really needs to be a market/OTB/office pool where you can bet on the use of certain phrases in articles or stories. Take the NY Times article about the French Lingerie.

"Your American stores are often so banal."

I would have bet a week's pay that the word "banal" would be used.

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Some people are jammed up with their fetishes and can't get off unless they get the action they need. He might not be able to come or even fuck if you don't give him the sucking action. I say break his fingers. If that can't be done, just tell him point blank in a very direct tone, "Enough of this shit... I need to get fucked" and mean it. If he doesn't fuck you like a rock star, he's not a man and you should dump him.

Mind you, when you tell him "enough, fuck me" don't do it in a fake "I'm trying to be hot" voice. Say it point blank like your'e dealing with an annoying co-worker. If he doesn't step up to the plate at that moment of truth, he never will.

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Lingerie - An utterly useless extra barrier. Good only for jerking off to Victoria's Secret when you're 13.

Nudity is the shit... lose the lace, ladies... its unecessary.

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This ain't gonna hack it. We want details.

TM

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This girl asked me to just jerk off in front of her once. But she wasn't planning on masturbating at the same time or doing anything but watching, so I put it in her mouth instead.

TM

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Dissent. Barriers don't have to be useless. You'll get over the transom eventually. Plus, women who own quality lingerie that they wear when they want to feel sexy should be encouraged.

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I'll bet she was surprised! Good times.

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Thats another thing. I have some quality lingerie and when I put it on, he is like, "can we get this off, I want to feel your skin". I was like, where are the points for caring and effort?

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Sebby -- you know the panties have to come off before you fuck her, right?

It's like foreplay -- it makes getting there a bit more fun. THe striptease wouldn't hold much if everything popped off instantly.

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Nor should he be confused with the other Colin Ferguson, who went on a murderous rampage with a handgun on a LIRR commuter train several years ago. That guy sucks.

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One time this really hot chimp asked me to use my tail on her, you know, down there, while otherwise in normal coitus. Man, that was hot.

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Is this the electricity guy? The guy with the bad accent but beautiful eyes who you got tingly over in yoga? I need continuity in my fb stories.

And to answer your poll, when I was still a widdle virgin (but in training to be a slut) my bf was not impressed with my disco mitt and asked me to shave it all off. At first I was kind of offended, but then I said "if you don't like it, shave it off yourself" and he did. Not a dealbreaker, but definitely something that freaked me out at first. That is so tame for this board though that I'm kind of ashamed. I have a cock ring story too, but that's tame too. damn, I need more interesting sex.

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You crack me up... this is priceless.

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So I had an ex who liked to do this, and express it just this way, "cleaning up." It really squicked me out for some reason. Then we broke up when I found out she was "cleaning up' somebody else.

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No, this is not the electrician. And while I am actually losing interest in that guy, I havent ruled him out. As Slave will tell you, I am a slut.

And that is a funny story. And I have never done that if it makes you feel a little less innocent, though it has been talked about.

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I just realized I glossed over the funniest part. He didn't ask me shave it all off at first, he told me I should get a brazilian. I was like "huh, what the hell is that?" and he explained it. He actually tried to give me a brazillian when he was shaving me but he couldn't get the sides even and eventually just shaved it all off.

This is the same guy who told me I should wear thong underwear (I'd never owned a pair before at that point in my life). He introduced to me so much -- too bad I never gave it up to him. Oh, he's also the first guy that moved my hand when I tried to give him that taint massage during a blow job that Cosmo said men would go crazy over. I've NEVER had a guy enjoy that, I don't know why I even keep trying it.

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He shaved you and you never slept with him?

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POTW.

TM

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Nope. The first guy I had sex with was the guy that kind of overlapped with him. I did a lot of experimenting before I technically lost my virginity. In fact, I finally had intercourse b/c I felt like an idiot having to tell people I was virgin when I'd had oral sex with multiple partners.

Blessed are the Cheesemakers
 

I speak for those without a voice;

I speak for the poor, the sick, the oppressed, the children and the aged;

I speak for those poor souls yearning to speak and for those meek of heart yearning to be heard;

I speak for the troubled and the addicted; the hedonists, nymphos, polygamists, adulterors and alcoholics;

I speak so they all have a voice, to be heard and cared for, and to be free.

It is for them, these blessed children of God, that I speak.

- Slave Cardinal Forever

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I think Thrasher wanted that to stay just between the two of you.

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This is unacceptable. Please expand.

TM

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Which - my expression of amazement at the sheer volume of your post, or my mentioning not very good NYS icewine?

Or are you telling me to put my shoes back on?