Thank gawd I'm only 29
 

Puppy - if it will help stem the tide of your burgeoning insecurity (and that is said with much love), think about it this way - the older you get, the bigger the pool of younger men. The life of a cougar is not too bad (so I have heard).

Joe Schmo
 

I haven't taken to watching this religiously b/c I always seem to forget when it's on, but I did catch it last night. That show is fucking wrong on so many levels, and that's what makes it so entertaining. I'm just hoping that Matt gets something for his troubles at the end, because he does seem like a genuinely nice guy, even if he is a bit of a doofus. Giving up his trip to "Dr. Pat" after flattening her during the challenge was a nice move.

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Is anyone going to watch the Big Brother finals, or are the two remaining contestants so vile that no one cares anymore?

Thank gawd I'm only 29
 

I get the younger men thing, but I don't get the cougar thing.

QE
 

not to be a factual timmy, but the golem is folklore. I don't think you'd hear about it in Hebrew school. In fact, you'd be more likely to hear of it in an "unaccredited" Hebrew school.

Tea Party
 

And this man as well.

http://www.westpress.co.uk/displayNo...tentPK=7165605

(spree: more cutting off nose to spite face, or something like that)

Google is back in my good graces
 

Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and
on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but it is pretty damn funny.

Usage- "Dude, what's up with that lady that was hitting on you over by the VP machine?"
"She's a total cougar, dude."
"Major coug."
"Take a look around, dude. This place is cougsville."

We're all next on Paigow's ignore list
 

Yeah, but is she savant? Because I dig hot, nine-fingered blondes who can count the match sticks I drop at glance, ya savvy? Ahhhhhh yeah. I knew that you could.

TM

Tales from the jungle
 

So this cougar was at a bar waiting for a horse who used to post here A handsome young twenty something approaches her and starts talking and then stops and says "wait, you are out of my league". then he babbles on saying he is a waiter slash runway model. Then he asks her if she thinks its gay that he highlights his hair . She says yes. His cell phone keeps ringing (a lot, and he answers it "yo" and then "hey dawg" with a cool guitar riff ring. The cougar has always wondered how to get a cool cell phone ring (ideally, the theme song to "Curb your enthusiasm" bc she loves it) but is too old to know how to do such things. He offers to help her for fifty bucks. She politely declines. He tells her he is "feeling her". Would she like him to program his number into her cell? She decides that even though she is in her early to mid thirties, she is way too old to be a cougar.

Was the generatino gap this serious ten years ago or is this the work of napster and the pretty fly for a white guy movement?

Google is back in my good graces
 

Huh. I will keep my ears peeled.

Google is back in my good graces
 

For the poll:

At what age did younger look better than older?

Purely physical? 15.

If you actually want to converse with them after sex? 37.

fucking telemarketers
 

I haven't gotten anything except calls from my own phone company and some political endorsements around election time since I got on the statewide do not call list. I didn't even bother to sign up for the national one.

Tales from the jungle
 

I love this post so much that for the moment I am actually sad that paigow loathes me so much.

That is all.

Tales from the jungle
 

Sounds more like he's way too young to be appetizing. The very best of the cougars are 40 or so.

Tales from the jungle
 

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You were in a club . Real men (young and old) go to bars.

Google is back in my good graces
 

You see, that is just like you, bilmore. You go and say things like that and make it impossible for me to hate you.