Tales from the jungle
 

And here is today's most excellent Bilmore of the Day. I like it.

Tales from the jungle
 

Drunken Lap Dancing followed by blackout.

s(I have the pictures)f

Tales from the jungle
 

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
One night, I left the house with a twenty dollar bill, a pack of cigarettes with just 4 or 5 left in the pack, and a book of matches.

I returned home that night with $27, a full pack of cigs and 2 lighters. I am still not sure how this transpired.
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QUOTE]Originally posted by spookyfish
Drunken Lap Dancing followed by blackout.

s(I have the pictures)f [/QUOTE]

Looks like someoen has no business living with PJ-Lo, Chevy and the world of JFUCK. Welcome back from the Ignore LIst.

7 bucks and a pack of smokes
 

In other words, she initially quoted Wonk $10 for a handjob in the back of the bar, but they ultimately settled on $7 and a pack of smokes.

That was really too easy, and I should have been pro enough to leave it alone. But I've got a cold and I didn't sleep much last night. So cut me some slack.

7 bucks and a pack of smokes
 

So you're saying that when handjobbing Wonk the ladies have to settle for less than they were expecting? That's cold, dude.

Tales from the jungle
 

You have replaced Atticus on my crush list. I think I love you.

Tales from the jungle
 

Good job, spooky. Probably will get a discount next time...

7 bucks and a pack of smokes
 

And just wrong. That's premium work.

Edited to remove echo.

Lazy Test
 

From our friends at thespark.com --

http://test3.thespark.com/lazytest/

This test is not their strongest effort (maybe the writers were lazy). For example, it doesn't even ask how long per day you spend on internet bulletin boards. I got 32% lazy.

fucking telemarketers
 

Best thing to do is ask them if they mind if you record the call for quality assurance. If they actually say yes, then ask them for the last four digits of their social security number for tracking purposes. They'll hang up and probably not call back.

Death Q Update
 

Thanks for the advice last week about my friend whose mom died last week.

I've talked to him a dozen times since then. He has never mentioned it, other than to say he hasn't been able to ride much because he's had something going on.

Lazy Test
 

Clearly this test is messed up if I am less lazy than you.

28% lazy

FYI, you are not quite lazy enough to require help with de-panting: But that's cool.

FUN FACTS...
people lazier than you (89%)
people just as lazy as you (2%)
people less lazy than you (7%)

Lazy Test
 

Me too. Maybe you are me.

Lazy Test
 

Maybe you were too lazy to take the test and you read over my shoulder. Cheater.

Goofy Post of the Day
 

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with
your right foot. While doing this, draw a number "6" in the air with your right hand.



What direction is your foot going now?