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you know Penthouse has gone Chapter 11? turns out guys don't like to beat off while looking at fuzzy pictures of chicks in fake outer space garb getting peed on.

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And TWICE the garbage! I'm already exhausted.

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Sweetie, that's your coffeetable, not mine.

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I'll read Playboy cover to cover. It's too tame to be a TCB magazine. Oddly enough, I'll only look at the pictures in Maxim, Stuff and FHM, b/c they are also unreadable.

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No, mine has the Jewish to English Dictionary, the Cougar's Guide to White Boy Jive, and the Dummies Guide to Muffling the Wackadoos Chattering in Your Head. I dont have to try to be sexy, bc clearly, I just am.

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I'm wondering. Is sexy like classy?

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In order to be a sexy lady, you ahve to be a classy lady. But you dont have to be sexy to be a classy lady. Not only am I both a sexy lady and a classy lady, I am also an amazing lady. Its a wonder I am still single.

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Nice response. E/O, I may have made some comment about her being jealous of your diamond-hard nips, but you are far classier than I.

Paigow does get points for the "fratboy, please" intro, though. All in all, I'd say kudos all round.

Nice Friday run-thru, people -- now let's remember to bring it tomorrow when it counts.

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We wonder that every single day.

Clearly the problem is with the men.

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Will you go out with me?

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First off, csquared, the ultimate sexy and classy lady, is the one with the diamond hard nips. you know, the kind you can hang towels off of. I dont think EO has discussed her nips or any of her other fabulous assets here. lets give credit where its due.

which makes me think, its kind of unclassy to tout your diamond hard nips to a roomful of internet people you may or may not know. and you ave to be classy to be sexy. so now I dont know if csquared , I mean cdeuced, is a sexy and classy lady. Nah, of course she is, she just had an off day. usually she is way more subtle about these things.

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Clearly. WHich is why I am probably goign to spend my golden years in Boston playng Canasta with Ann Elk and wondering how I got there.

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Hell, I don't know. I'm just assuming over here. But imagine sitting in the same women's shoe store on two different occassions. The second time, the convo would go like this:

Twin 2: "Do you like these, these, those, these, these or these? Because these go well with my fall stuff, but those go better with black. And these can be worn in more than one season. But those transition from work to play with no problem. But these..."

You: "You want the black sling backs."

Twin 2: "How do you know? I really like those, but we haven't even gotten started yet."

You: "Trust me."

And then she'll go through the whole thing anyway and you'll be sticking those pumps in your fucking eyes, Single White Female style.

TM

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If I had diamond hard nips, I would talk about them. That is something to shout to the world about, like the ability to fart with your pussy or give a blow job while standing on your head or something like that. Although not so classy, is vital information that should be shared.

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Wow. Of course. You are the Gertrude Stein of this joint