White Tiger
 

What a sick fuck. Why would someone think it is nice home furnishing to have a bunch of stuffed bodies hanging around the office/den/whatnot? To me it is not a far cry from the Dahmer refrigerator. I want to look at the expression of an animal in its last second of life before soe asshole from NYC on a small dick trip decides to murder it for fun? I am now going to apply to work there so I can secretly infitrate his life and ruin it. If I am really on a roll, I poison his coffee and then have his head chopped off for a nice wall decoreation and have him skinned for a nice rug.

Hemispheric Eye for the Provincial Guy
 

Don't make promises you cannot keep.

Hemispheric Eye for the Provincial Guy
 

Now, now, don't you worry your pretty little head. We'll mix you up a nice comfy Mojito that you can sip in front of the TV this evening. You can watch Three's Company re-runs and pretend that everything is still O.K. in the world.

Hemispheric Eye for the Provincial Guy
 

Do you know if there is an old one on tonight, or a new one? I can't watch the newer ones.
See, early in my legal career, I realized I was Barney Fife, I was swaggering and pompous, but when a tough issue came up, I'd over-react, fumbling for the Motion equivalent of the rationed single bullet in my shirt pocket. I was forever getting trapped by the opposition into corners that were leading to summary dismissal, and then my benevolent supervisor would have to rescue me. But the cool thing was, just like Barney, my supervisor was always careful to not make me look bad. And just like Barney, at the end of each episode, I still had my job.

When I see Mr. Furley, though, the comfort that Don Knotts brings to my young life, threatens to become nightmarish by middle age. I'd rather see a Welcome Back Kotter, thank you.

White Tiger
 

Don't make promises you cannot keep.

(despite waning, plagiarism is still in)

I shouldn't be allowed to have nice things.
 

It has come to my attention that I was the last to post on the old, now-defunct FB. Nobody told me I was supposed to turn out the lights and lock the door. I'm sorry that my negligence broke the board. I shouldn't be allowed to handle valuable things.

In thher news, Courtney Love is self-destructing again. http://www.boston.com/ae/music/artic..._it_this_time/

Question: Is this really news?

edited to add: Holy Shit! Kurt Cobain's kid is 11! As in ELEVEN!!!!! Fuck. I'm old.

Sorry Thrasher
 

My favorite was always the people who fought the speeding tickets by telling the judge that their car wouldn't go that fast.

Oh, yeah, THAT'S gonna fly.

Hemispheric Eye for the Provincial Guy
 

Actually, if you want to get truly morbid, ABC is running the final John Ritter episode of 8 Simple Rules tonight. I'm not sure if they're going to run the footage of him collapsing on the set or not, though.

Not Amused
 

Don't get yer panties in a bunch. I just heard this morning that
S & R themselves are taking measures to ensure all of their animals' safety. I guess Roy is huge in some effort worldwide to save endangered tigers. Their manager said Montecore is in
S & R's compound in his usual place. They also interviewed the manager of the Bronx Zoo, who advised that the tiger would not be destroyed because he did not do anything to indicate that he is any more a danger than any other tiger. This isn't like a rabid dog situation where a child could be mauled by approaching an animal the child would think harmless. We're talking a tiger here.

The most disturbing thing about this whole incident is that (a) I somehow allowed the above facts to enter my head, and (b) I now know what S & R and their act look like. They resemble David Guest and the singer from Whitesnake wearing capes and playing with cats.

Not Amused
 

Actually the most troubling thing is that you appear to have read Paigow's post. I thought you were going to continue posting without ever reading. I think the other posters will mainly agree with me that we were looking forward to the random topic changes.

And I thought ltl was desperate
 

(15 min later . . .)
Did you need something from me, pookie-pie?

Not Amused
 

Poll!

Sorry Thrasher
 

You've never driven an '86 Ford Thunderbird, have you?

Trust me. Some of these guys ain't fibbing.

Not Amused by Poll!
 

You cannot just say "Poll!" and expect me to magically appear and post one.

Hey, that is exactly what you thought, isn't it?

And then I appeared.

This is creepy.

But, post your own damn poll topic.

Sorry Thrasher
 

I don't know if Bilmore has, but I have. And it had a sweet 351 Cleveland stuffed in it. I don't recall seeing Bilmore in the car, we were going so fast that everything was a freaking blur (yeah, that's why). Can we talk about cars now? It sure has been a while since we have. ;)