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Hank Chinaski 10-22-2008 03:10 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pernsky no account (Post 368235)
A few years back I was skiing at Tahoe with family for a period of days. My nieces were in ski school. Every day when I dropped them off I saw the some of the same parents whose dropping off their kiddies or youthful charges, as the case was. Anyhoos, saw one particular mom over the course of a few days and then ran into her in line for a lift. We shared the chair and got to talking. turns out we went to the same highschool in Maine. she was a year older, and while I was a student counsel/athlete BMOC, she was a math club geek (think Eva Silversteen except really hot, a lot hotter). We ended up naked together in the hottub before the trip was over. So, you never know, know what I mean?

i don't think you recognize how dedicated coltrane is to his running, he wouldn't be interested.

taxwonk 10-22-2008 03:29 PM

Re: Madness
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tmdiva (Post 368219)
Someday when I have fewer ankle-biters I'll go cool places too.

tm

No you won't.

You'll be saving for college, paying higher insurance premiums, buying whole wardrobes of which the kid will pick exactly three items to wear, period, and you'll be shelling out for gas, movies, video games, computers, microwave popcorn, and, eventually, refinishing the basement when one of them moves back home at the age of 34.

Then, you will die.

taxwonk 10-22-2008 03:30 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 368225)
A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock. They don't remove the testicles entirely, they leave the scrotum, but after removing the sperm-producing bits, the scrotum shrivels up after a while.


ETA: Does this post qualify as one of those "an avocado isn't a vegetable" post?

Yes.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-22-2008 03:38 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368220)
I didn't know many of these "friends" in HS. Why the fuck would I want to know them now?

So ignore their friend requests. That's what I do.

Replaced_Texan 10-22-2008 03:51 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368241)
So ignore their friend requests. That's what I do.

Holy crap. Less took out ads.

ETA: This has nothing to do with facebook. I hit reply to the post instead of the generic reply.

Hint to Coltrane: make it so you don't get e-mails from facebook. Makes for a happier time on there. And ignore mercilessly.

tmdiva 10-22-2008 04:01 PM

Re: Madness
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 368222)
I worked for a GP who wanted to climb the highest mountain on every continent. (he turned back 200 feet from the Everest summit on the climb when all those guys died). His Antartica story is insane. a week snowmobile to the mountain, a week climb a week snowmobile back.

But that actually sounds more doable than a marathon there. Do they prepare some cleared route?

It's the Antarctica marathon, not the South Pole marathon. They run on one of the peninsulas that comes farther north. No trees and not terribly much snow, though I think you have to dodge the penguins.

The year my fil and his partner ran it, they weren't able to land on the designated race day because of bad weather (though they explored on another day), so they had to run on the ship. Hundreds and hundreds of laps, changing direction at intervals. Oy.

tm

pernsky no account 10-22-2008 04:04 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368241)
So ignore their friend requests. That's what I do.

I have profiles or otherwise participate on Myspace, linkedin, plaxo, AIM, friendster, Yahoo 360, Walmart's HUB, DemocraticUnderground.com, AdultFriendFinder, freerepublic.com, MACusers.com and beaconstreetgirls.com. also, I twitter and blog at blogger.com. And have a gold membership at classmates.com.

Should I be on Facebook too? Relative benefits? Are there people out there I am not connecting with and shuld be?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-22-2008 04:06 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368241)
So ignore their friend requests. That's what I do.

Ignore ignore their requests, or actually press the "ignore" button?

Hank Chinaski 10-22-2008 04:17 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 368225)
A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock. They don't remove the testicles entirely, they leave the scrotum, but after removing the sperm-producing bits, the scrotum shrivels up after a while.


ETA: Does this post qualify as one of those "an avocado isn't a vegetable" post?

do geldings ever race? if they do, and they turn out to be way faster than people thought they'd be, I bet their owners are pissed they lost all the stud money.

and if that did happen, someone should tell the marathon lady how bad things can be if people think you aren't as fast as you are. she might feel better.

Replaced_Texan 10-22-2008 04:20 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368249)
Ignore ignore their requests, or actually press the "ignore" button?

Press ignore. No one knows.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-22-2008 04:21 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368249)
Ignore ignore their requests, or actually press the "ignore" button?

I go with the ignore ignore. I don't want them to get a message that says, "Slothrop ignored you," since they might be working in a post office somewhere and see that as the last straw. I figure that if I can barely remember who they are, they aren't sitting around waiting to see if their request will be accepted.

I have befriended one guy from high school who seems to be involved with a high-tech start-up with some on-line game aimed at college students, or possibly an even younger crowd. The updates from him are a steady stream of unintelligible stuff related to this start-up. I would defriend him now if I knew how (and could be assured that he wouldn't go postal).

sebastian_dangerfield 10-22-2008 04:22 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 368232)
Why do you want to break up with a woman who enjoys casual sex, threesomes, and is discreet? I hope this friend from out of town is worth it.

Unless she's twins, I'm going to say that's a "no."

Diane_Keaton 10-22-2008 04:23 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 368225)
A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock.

I can't believe you said "cock." That is really hot.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-22-2008 04:24 PM

Re: Madness
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 368238)
No you won't.

You'll be saving for college, paying higher insurance premiums, buying whole wardrobes of which the kid will pick exactly three items to wear, period, and you'll be shelling out for gas, movies, video games, computers, microwave popcorn, and, eventually, refinishing the basement when one of them moves back home at the age of 34.

Then, you will die.

Reason 57343 to start smoking cigarettes again.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-22-2008 04:25 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 368225)
A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock. They don't remove the testicles entirely, they leave the scrotum, but after removing the sperm-producing bits, the scrotum shrivels up after a while.

ETA: Does this post qualify as one of those "an avocado isn't a vegetable" post?

I'd file under "You're Probably Feeling a Lot Worse For Eunuchs than You Ought To."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-22-2008 04:27 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 368250)
do geldings ever race? if they do, and they turn out to be way faster than people thought they'd be, I bet their owners are pissed they lost all the stud money.

Yes, and presumably they know that before gelding and figured they weren't going to win races otherwise, so figured prize money is better than nothing.

dtb 10-22-2008 04:29 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 368250)
do geldings ever race? if they do, and they turn out to be way faster than people thought they'd be, I bet their owners are pissed they lost all the stud money.

and if that did happen, someone should tell the marathon lady how bad things can be if people think you aren't as fast as you are. she might feel better.

Though I won't swear to this, I doubt geldings race -- definitely not the horses that run elite (ha) races. If a stallion is fast enough to make a living off racing, no one is going to mess with his package.

bold_n_brazen 10-22-2008 04:30 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368252)
I go with the ignore ignore. I don't want them to get a message that says, "Slothrop ignored you," since they might be working in a post office somewhere and see that as the last straw. I figure that if I can barely remember who they are, they aren't sitting around waiting to see if their request will be accepted.

I have befriended one guy from high school who seems to be involved with a high-tech start-up with some on-line game aimed at college students, or possibly an even younger crowd. The updates from him are a steady stream of unintelligible stuff related to this start-up. I would defriend him now if I knew how (and could be assured that he wouldn't go postal).

Go to your friends list.
Click on his name.
Click on Remove.

Ta-Dahhhhh!

bold_n_brazen 10-22-2008 04:31 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 368258)
Though I won't swear to this, I doubt geldings race -- definitely not the horses that run elite (ha) races. If a stallion is fast enough to make a living off racing, no one is going to mess with his package.

Why are geldings uh... gelded?

(Yes, I know google is my friend,but I am lazy.)

ThurgreedMarshall 10-22-2008 04:31 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 368228)
Wouldn't freak her out.

Then why haven't you had lots of these by now? Hell, you may find out she's the perfect woman. Sex when you want it. No real attachment. Doesn't flinch over threesomes. What's the matter with you?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-22-2008 04:33 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 368234)
I don't think she would actually have the threesome, but it wouldn't freak her out.

Make it a deal-breaker and then break the deal.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-22-2008 04:33 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 368260)
Why are geldings uh... gelded?

(Yes, I know google is my friend,but I am lazy.)

behavior. And the hoof marks on the Suburban from when they try to hump it are costly to get out.

ETA: Funny Cide is a gelding.

dtb 10-22-2008 04:39 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 368263)
behavior. And the hoof marks on the Suburban from when they try to hump it are costly to get out.

ETA: Funny Cide is a gelding.

And the first gelding to win since 1929.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-22-2008 04:40 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 368259)
Go to your friends list.
Click on his name.
Click on Remove.

Ta-Dahhhhh!

What does he see?

bold_n_brazen 10-22-2008 04:42 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 368263)
behavior. And the hoof marks on the Suburban from when they try to hump it are costly to get out.

ETA: Funny Cide is a gelding.

Oh my. The wikipedia entry on gelding has photographs.

bold_n_brazen 10-22-2008 04:43 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368267)
What does he see?

I think he might notice his friend list is one person shorter. He'd have to go looking to figure out who it is.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-22-2008 04:44 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 368268)
Oh my. The wikipedia entry on gelding has photographs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

I cannot un-see what I just saw.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-22-2008 04:45 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 368259)
Go to your friends list.
Click on his name.
Click on Remove.

Ta-Dahhhhh!

Are there people out there who still friend other people just to increase their number of friends? That seems like it (a) should be over by now, or (b) shouldn't happen with old people like us.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-22-2008 04:50 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368271)
Are there people out there who still friend other people just to increase their number of friends? That seems like it (a) should be over by now, or (b) shouldn't happen with old people like us.

Yes, yes and yes.

Replaced_Texan 10-22-2008 04:50 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368267)
What does he see?

That you're not a friend anymore. But if he's friending any and everyone, then he's likely not going to notice that you're gone.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-22-2008 04:55 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 368273)
That you're not a friend anymore. But if he's friending any and everyone, then he's likely not going to notice that you're gone.

So the newsfeed doesn't report that Ty is no longer friends with High School Freak?

Hank Chinaski 10-22-2008 04:58 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 368274)
So the newsfeed doesn't report that Ty is no longer friends with High School Freak?

no. it wasn't until my daughter tried to read my son's profile that she learned he had defriended her, apparently a major social slap in this year of our lord 2008.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-22-2008 05:03 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 368272)
Yes, yes and yes.

Then I guess it doesn't surprise me that the people who weren't that cool in HS seem to have the most friends on facebook...

Honest question, and I think I know the answer: do a lot of people still dwell on HS? It rarely even crosses my mind. It seems like another world that really wasn't all that great (and I was fairly popular). Now, college is a different story. I can relate to it and remember it well (and fondly), and I was probably less popular in college (if one can be "popular" in the college setting) than in HS.

I have the feeling someone on facebook is going to remind me of how much of a dick I was to him/her in HS, and I'm not going to remember who that person was/is.

For the record, I was a dick.

taxwonk 10-22-2008 05:05 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 368258)
Though I won't swear to this, I doubt geldings race -- definitely not the horses that run elite (ha) races. If a stallion is fast enough to make a living off racing, no one is going to mess with his package.

Geldings do race. If the horse has a bloodline, it won't be gelded, but if it's not a horse with a proven bloodline, unless it looks like it will be the next Seattle Slew, the potential stud fees won't be as big as the purses the unknown might win.

taxwonk 10-22-2008 05:06 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 368261)
Then why haven't you had lots of these by now? Hell, you may find out she's the perfect woman. Sex when you want it. No real attachment. Doesn't flinch over threesomes. What's the matter with you?

TM

I already covered that, but Fringey called me cruel.

Hank Chinaski 10-22-2008 05:09 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 368278)
I already covered that, but Fringey called me cruel.

is there an AARP group on facebook?

dtb 10-22-2008 05:22 PM

Re: Annoyances
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 368277)
Geldings do race. If the horse has a bloodline, it won't be gelded, but if it's not a horse with a proven bloodline, unless it looks like it will be the next Seattle Slew, the potential stud fees won't be as big as the purses the unknown might win.


My horse's sire is still a stallion, and still firing up the stones for a fee. My horse, though (sadly, for him, I guess) is a gelding. Neither is a racer, however.

bold_n_brazen 10-22-2008 05:23 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368276)
Then I guess it doesn't surprise me that the people who weren't that cool in HS seem to have the most friends on facebook...

Honest question, and I think I know the answer: do a lot of people still dwell on HS? It rarely even crosses my mind. It seems like another world that really wasn't all that great (and I was fairly popular). Now, college is a different story. I can relate to it and remember it well (and fondly), and I was probably less popular in college (if one can be "popular" in the college setting) than in HS.

I have the feeling someone on facebook is going to remind me of how much of a dick I was to him/her in HS, and I'm not going to remember who that person was/is.

For the record, I was a dick.

I have a few friends on facebook from high school, but I went to a pretty small school (just over 100 in my graduating class). I'm glad to have caught up with them and to know what's going on in their lives. But I am engaged to marry the guy who took me to my senior prom, so maybe my perspective is all fucked up.

Replaced_Texan 10-22-2008 05:29 PM

Re: Facebook
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 368276)
Then I guess it doesn't surprise me that the people who weren't that cool in HS seem to have the most friends on facebook...

Honest question, and I think I know the answer: do a lot of people still dwell on HS? It rarely even crosses my mind. It seems like another world that really wasn't all that great (and I was fairly popular). Now, college is a different story. I can relate to it and remember it well (and fondly), and I was probably less popular in college (if one can be "popular" in the college setting) than in HS.

I have the feeling someone on facebook is going to remind me of how much of a dick I was to him/her in HS, and I'm not going to remember who that person was/is.

For the record, I was a dick.

A friend recently noted that within minutes of signing up for facebook, she was immediately barraged with messages from a chick she went to grammar school with. My friend loathed this chick and everyone else who went to that school. Chick, apparently thinking that time heals wounds, banters on about everyone else who went to the school and gives updates. An excerpt from my friend's post on the subject:
Quote:

And the best part? The BEST part? The kid who was the biggest asshole in the group and made my life hell? DIED.

DIED.

I am such a horrible person, but my first thought was actually, "Take THAT Joey!" Yes, he died young, very sad, very tragic.

But he was an asshole and made me cry almost every day for three years. So, seriously. Joey? I win.
Some people do hold on to shit.

Atticus Grinch 10-22-2008 05:33 PM

So my question about "Mad Men"? The one about Betty's unspoken motivations? About lunch with Arthur? The one that got no responses? Yeah, well, nevermind, I got my answer, no thanks to you lot.


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