LawTalkers - Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Of course you remember, young Coltrane, that as Chicagoans it would be sacrilegious for any of us to set foot in any national chain pizza place (except Uno's and they're not really national). Galaga or no Galaga.

I personally have not set foot in one or ordered from one since college.

Atticus Grinch

12-18-2003 05:13 PM

Weird Holiday Gifts

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Instead of trying to explain later the size of the wood-paneled basement living room in comparison to a room in my current home, I can respond in three dimensions down to a fraction of an inch.

Once you actually own the house, you'll want this:

http://www.acehardwareoutlet.com/ima...ts/2124253.jpg

It's a stud finder with a built-in auto-levelling "laser." It casts a perfectly level red "laser" line across the entire length of your wall on either side. Perfect for picture frames and bookshelves. Couldn't live without my little "laser."

sebastian_dangerfield

12-18-2003 05:13 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Ms. dL is one of 3 sisters. I know exactly how you feel. At least none of them lives within 500 miles...

Are any of them hot?

My wife's sister used to be hot, but then she went on some sort of twinkie with melted butter chaser diet. I saw her about a month ago and barely recognized her. So I guess the incest threesome ain't going to happen, which is a shame, because her sister had great tits when she was thin.

ThurgreedMarshall

12-18-2003 05:14 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by LessinSF
While we are being spelling Timmies, I would like to correct whoever typed "Varnet." That would be "Vuarnet."

Those would be the non-knockoff variety I'm guessing?

TM

Grandmaster Shake

12-18-2003 05:14 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by bilmore
Seems silly to go boating while wearing an anchor.

Perhaps, but in an emergency you can just tie a rope to your watch, heave it overboard, and you'll be instantly moored.

Shape Shifter

12-18-2003 05:15 PM

Weird Holiday Gifts

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Once you actually own the house, you'll want this:

http://www.acehardwareoutlet.com/ima...ts/2124253.jpg

It's a stud finder with a built-in auto-levelling "laser." It casts a perfectly level red "laser" line across the entire length of your wall on either side. Perfect for picture frames and bookshelves. Couldn't live without my little "laser."

Of course. How could one get by in the Bay Area without a stud finder.

LessinSF

12-18-2003 05:16 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Lay off the Viagra, Priapus.

It wasn't that. I was thinking of gardening.

purse junkie

12-18-2003 05:17 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by bilmore
Only a woman would try to make oafishness sound bad.

This is why you need them, dear. Otherwise you'll cheerfully scratch yourself in front of 20 mutual friends assembled at your house for a Super Bowl party and genuinely wonder why your wife has left you the next morning.

robustpuppy

12-18-2003 05:17 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by LessinSF
It wasn't that. I was thinking of gardening.

Good one.

I was thinking of England.

Grandmaster Shake

12-18-2003 05:18 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

My wife's sister used to be hot, but then she went on some sort of twinkie with melted butter chaser diet. I saw her about a month ago and barely recognized her. So I guess the incest threesome ain't going to happen, which is a shame, because her sister had great tits when she was thin.

I'm sure she still does, just that you can't tell anymore since her gut protudes out beyond her rack.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-18-2003 05:18 PM

Great old video games

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Of course you remember, young Coltrane, that as Chicagoans it would be sacrilegious for any of us to set foot in any national chain pizza place (except Uno's and they're not really national). Galaga or no Galaga.

I personally have not set foot in one or ordered from one since college.

These Galagas are in bars.

Pizza Hut = vomit
Dominoes = shit
Papa Johns = santorum
Donatos = well, I actually like Donatos. Luckily there are none in the city.

Replaced_Texan

12-18-2003 05:21 PM

Good news

The hangover is subsiding and my breasts are unbound.

mmm3587

12-18-2003 05:23 PM

Weird Holiday Gifts

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're so stupid you can't tell when you're being needled. But I figured that, which is why I do it. Mad yet?

TM

Wait, you mean you weren't just telling a true story about the BMW your mentor got you? I don't get it. Why else would you tell that story? When you told it, I got all weepy, as I realized that I would never have as good a relationship with my (non-existant) mentor as you have with yours. And I wept for your hardship in general. Now, I feel amazingly hurt. Do you mean to suggest that you're just continually saying the exact same thing because you perceive some sort of childish conflict between us that you can't think of a way to keep going beyond saying the same thing over and over again and that you think it's pissing me off?

The concept of actually getting mad about something someone I don't know says on the internet is pretty amusing, though. I try to save all my rage for the minorities (and their mentors!) that I work with, not the ones on the internet!

bold_n_brazen

12-18-2003 05:25 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We were just being shitheadedly self-congratulatory, which is what these boards are for.

Actually, that is what my whole life is for...

ThurgreedMarshall

12-18-2003 05:25 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Now let me respond for you: Whiff. Oh, and you're a race baiter.

Good point. But only with mmmmm.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
PS: You're becoming PLFesque. I honestly can't tell where the sarcasm starts and the earnestness ends, but I surmise, neither can you.

That's funny. Because after last night, I honestly can't tell where PLF starts and I end. But, I surmise, neither can he.

TM

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