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dtb 11-17-2009 01:27 PM

Re: Truth Serum
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406963)
Usually it's foreplay. But during the few days her cousin flo is visiting, it's all about bjtc. And every once in awhile (usually in the morning) I gotta have one, just 'cause.

TM

Though I have no cousins or other relations visiting right now (obviously), in a few months, the only option will be bjtc. But of course, I do need to practice, and to keep up-to-date on the latest in bj technology, so the occasional (once a week?) bjtc is required. Anything less is just irresponsible!

Adder 11-17-2009 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 406957)
(every guy's had a drunken accidental "snowballing" from some woman in his life

Um. No.

Hank Chinaski 11-17-2009 01:43 PM

Re: Truth Serum
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 406966)
Though I have no cousins or other relations visiting right now (obviously), in a few months, the only option will be bjtc. But of course, I do need to practice, and to keep up-to-date on the latest in bj technology, so the occasional (once a week?) bjtc is required. Anything less is just irresponsible!

I'm sorry. you're claiming that, in a few weeks, you'll be doing head bobs to the old man after you finally get the baby asleep? I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit right here. that shit could have saved the Draper's marriage if it actually existed, anywhere.

str8outavannuys 11-17-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 406921)
Say you're at the 35. Long FG versus punt versus go. Go is clearly right. Punt is out, since it probably nets only 15-25 yards. Long FG has same or reduced chance of sealing the win, but runs risk of being blocked or missed, with 7-yard debit on field position. Plus, the FG gives the Colts the ball back, with an opportunity to score and then onside kick, hence M J-D taking a knee.

Stanford faced this situation twice against Oregon near the end of its game. Both times, Harbaugh went for the long FG. First time, kicker missed. Second time, kicker made it, two possession game, game over.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-17-2009 01:51 PM

Re: Truth Serum
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 406966)
Though I have no cousins or other relations visiting right now (obviously), in a few months, the only option will be bjtc. But of course, I do need to practice, and to keep up-to-date on the latest in bj technology, so the occasional (once a week?) bjtc is required. Anything less is just irresponsible!

I missed a lot... Congrats!

Fugee 11-17-2009 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 406972)
I missed a lot... Congrats!

I can't believe you missed this. We discussed the shotgun wedding at great length. Some might even have said we discussed it ad nauseum.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-17-2009 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 406968)
Um. No.

N/A. Sebby said "in his life" and we know you haven't lived.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-17-2009 02:09 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by str8outavannuys (Post 406898)
Thanks for the rousing welcome.

What did I miss?

Have my reasons for leaving been discussed and deconstructed and documented?

Up for partner in a few weeks. Wish me luck.

I unretired. I think people assumed you were my sock, but honestly I don't think you are.

Good luck on partner. When you negotiate the corner office be sure to hold tight on getting the private bath with bidet. The gold standard of partnership.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-17-2009 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 406912)
Anal would have been fine.

"Buttsex" sounds too much like "eewww, buttsex," as uttered by a 13 year old boy.

I understand people have different interests, kinks, and proclivities, but discuss it like a grownup.



Cleaving.

I go with "rimshootin'" or "hittin it high from the backside" (as opposed to hitting it lo from the backside). [outable] My current FWB is known as "Dr. Sex" irl [/outable] and she approves of my lingo, so I have got that going for me.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-17-2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 406973)
I can't believe you missed this. We discussed the shotgun wedding at great length. Some might even have said we discussed it ad nauseum.

I knew the wedding part. Somehow I missed the rest.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-17-2009 02:20 PM

Re: Truth Serum
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406963)
Usually it's foreplay. But during the few days her cousin flo is visiting, it's all about bjtc.

TM

Pansy. You don't have a shower in your house?

sebastian_dangerfield 11-17-2009 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 406965)
I'm with you evenodds -- I consider bjtc exotic, while blowjobs in general are foreplay. I am very into reciprocity, however. Ctc is standard, but then I come easily. Also, anal sex is not exotic, but it also isn't Tuesday. It's a mood thing, kinda like champagne. You don't have it every day, but when you do, it's nice.

It's more a boredom thing. There isn't much you can accomplish with the anal that isn't better accomplished with the traditional approach + finger in the ass. Historically, I've found its borne of:

1. Alcohol;
2. A random, "Hey, let's do something different... Mix it up" consideration; and
3. Alcohol.

Funny so many find it a taboo. If the input weren't meant to be explored, there were a million less agreeable spots nature could have put it. As currently placed in terms of access, the question isn't "Why anal?" but "Why not?"

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-17-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck (Post 406954)
At least once a month.

Once every couple of days here, although that is not necessarily the depository of preference, but sometimes stuff happens...:rolleyes:.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-17-2009 02:29 PM

Re: Truth Serum
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 406978)
Pansy. You don't have a shower in your house?

(i) I've told a story here in the past that has completely me turned me off of that kind of interaction
(ii) honestly, I never really was very into it in the first place.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-17-2009 02:32 PM

Re: I would have posted on the Technology forum but...
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406961)
[Nothing to see here. Day late. Dollar short.]

This is your best material.:D


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