Things that Piss Me Off
 

Posts by posters complaining about the style of posts of other posters.

You should all shut the hell up.

Even(and post something interesting, for goodness sake)Odds

Xtina
 

I've seen the "meh" thing in a lot of other places too.

The Displaced Dog isn't changing his board name.

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Which ones? The ones I attack on my horse or the ones that knock my fucking ball off the path of a hole in one?

TM

Xtina
 

I haven't seen meh. What does it mean?

Xtina
 

Meh is sort of like whatever, except not quite as dimissive.

It is a bit like a verbal shrug, I think.

XTina
 

What? Are you saying you've never seen that term before? Ever?

Yeah. So climb down off my fucking back.

Annika Update
 

-1, tied for 17th, after 12 holes.

Annika Update
 

If anybody would have told me 6 months ago that the FB would be discussing day 1 results at the Colonial...

Confidential to all FB posters who couldn't kayak their way out of a soggy paper bag
 

If you get FX, do yourself a favor and tape/Tivo the "Lucky" marathon on Memorial Day. It's probably only six or so episodes, but almost all of them are great.

Annika Update
 

OK, how about this - she looks great in her white pants and matching Mercedes shirt and cap. Too bad she can't bring a purse on the course to "finish" the look.

FutureWatch
 

Screwcaps for mid-premium varietals are finally on the verge of actually taking off. Consider yourself warned --- cracking open a bottle with friends will become the mark of a true connoisseur, and real cork will be relegated to the $6 to $20 price range where people without taste will use the presence of a cork to prove to their friends that they're moving up-market from Franzia.

Annika Update
 

As the mother of a young female golfer, I think Annika is a great role model. Last month the Prince too our older daughter to the LPGA Takefuji Classic. I don’t know what the men do, but many of the women, including Annika, stayed afterward and signed autographs. Annika signed her program and a few players, including Julie Inskter, signed golf balls for her. My daughter is now way into Annika and is following the Colonial. How cool is that?

BTW, she hits her 7 iron about 100 yards, but hey, she’s 8. I don’t know the Prince’s distances, but he is a long hitter and he’s not very big.

Xtina
 

I suppose that it helps reduce confusion when you would otherwise just write "shrug", no? :P


(Yes, it's a bit too inside of a joke. Apologies. Move right along, nothing to see here).

FutureWatch
 

$6-$20? You mean the rubber cork, right? Or is that just the result of East Coast markup?

not7yS

stupid golf question
 

How many players make the cut?

FutureWatch
 

Finally. Boone's Farm is in the ranks of the classy.

stupid golf question
 

70 (and ties) in this tournament.

Unless she really blows up on the last 3 holes, she'll be in the clubhouse well out of last place. three girly-men have already finished their rounds at +3 or worse, and at least three others are likely to finish at least that poorly.

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Since you asked so nicely, I'll attempt to refresh your memory, and that was point (#5), which you conveniently left off, I quote:

"Why do women always want to compete with men on this level? They can't. World class women athletes can beat the hell out of most males in whatever sport they're in, but they cannot compete with world class male athletes, period." Post #5861

"Sorenstam is naturally, physically incapable of competing with men on the same level in professional golf." Post #6127

Put these two together, and your central premise translates to:

"Women are naturally physically incapable of competing with men on the same level in professional golf."

Absent affirmative proof to the contrary, this is a completely asinine statement. With due acknowledgement to the physical differences between men and women, and acknowedging that in some respects, women might be disadvantaged because of these differences, it doesn't automatically mean that women are incapable of being competitive with men in PGA Tour events, unless your definition of competitive reaches an standard you wouldn't apply to most of the men on tour.

You have a lot of nice little hedges in your argument like she will not prove that she can be competitive with the guys on the tour until she qualifies (and doesn't finish dead last) in a major, and that if she was (by some miracle) competitive in this tournament it would only mean she played well in this particular tournament on a course that suits her. You also stated that that she probably couldn't qualify for her Tour card if she tried. Unfortunately, this is all just a convenient way of using semantics to show that your blanket statement on the subject (i.e. that women are incapable of competing with men in professional golf) can never be proven wrong, at least not by her.

First of all most men on the tour aren't in a position to qualify for a major. Second, because you and I both know it is 99.9% certain she will never pursue these options (Why would she?), you're safe (for the moment) in your blanket statement that no woman is capable of competing with men in professional golf. How big of you.

This is why I became convinced we were talking past each other, since I considered PGA Tour Professionals as a class world-class athletes, so that if she was competitive with them in this tournament, it would show that women (since she is one) could compete with men at the same level in professional golf.

Your argument that she chose this tournament because it played to her strengths is just smoke. Not every PGA professional plays every tournament anyway and those they choose to play I would venture to guess are chosen based on maximizing their chances for success. Why should you bitch about her doing nothing different from what most of the guys on tour normally do?

IMHO, your points #1 and 2, were not worth spending a lot of time arguing about because unless the rules are changed, it's a fucking moot point, and you were consistent on these throughout. Wrongheaded -- but consistent.
As to #3, you were also consistent. But just because it may be harder for someone to compete, doesn't mean they are incapable of being competitive.

As to point #4, I could give less than a rat's ass about what some anonymous chat board retard thinks about me.

Point #5 is where you're really being inconsistent, and why I think you're full of shit when you say, "I hope she does well", because then your argument starts to fall apart under it's own fucking weight, if judged by normal non-Thurgreed standards. (See "hedges" above).

FutureWatch
 

It's always been classy.

FutureWatch
 

Can't speak to NYC, but when I was in the mid-Atlantic I was paying something like $18 for Kendall-Jackson, which ain't no great shakes and costs about $9 on the west-saiiiiiide. Wines under $20 nationwide like K-J will continue to use real cork (or, as you observe, the plasticized substitute) in order to distinguish themselves from jug wines, because nothing else about them will. Wines over $20 won't have that problem and will transition to screwtops once they stop fearing the stigma, which will be soon.

Out here, even the boozehounds on Polk Street are stuffing their rumpled paper sacks with Charles Shaw, which uses real cork in a $2 bottle, so the board of supes will probably have to distribute corkscrews at taxpayer expense. "This corkscrew brought to you by Sen. John Burton. Not for use on PlumpJack wines."*

*Warning: Inside SF politics joke.

FutureWatch
 

Yeah, it's four-buck chuck in DC.

BTW, what's burton got against PlumpJack?

FutureWatch
 

My FIL refers to this wine as "two-buck-chuck." Is this a comonplace nickname, or just his wit?

FutureWatch
 

Atticus, you crack me up. All hail to the Burninator.

Cork this
 

Common. Rumor is that Trader Joe's started this when they bought massive quantities of the Charles Shaw and were advertising as "two buck chuck" (per "Wine Country Living - 2 weeks ago). Then some guy got the bright idea and started bottling a wine with the "Two buck Chuck" label. I think Charles Shaw flamed a cease-and-desist claiming rights to the name.

FutureWatch
 

It's inside baseball, but Burton and handsome supervisor/famous husband of underwear model* Gavin Newsom are at odds over homeless policy, which, other than foreign policy, is the only thing the S.F. board of supes thinks it's supposed to do. Newsom is a partner in PlumpJack restaurants and wines. Burton thinks mayoral candidate Newsom's homeless policy is fucked up.

While this is a battle between the ultra-left and the insanely-left, it's gotten ugly. It's literally been reduced to two atheists posting billboards accusing the other of getting the WWJD question wrong.

*The hottie prosecutor from the dog-mauling trial, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

FutureWatch
 

The markup out here is galling, to say the least.

I actually thought this line was the inside joke.

not7yS

What's Your Destiny
 

Me too.:D

Annika Final for Round 1
 

She finished at 1 over, 71, after putting badly on the last hole.

The top score is -5, so she is six back from the lead.

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I couldn't find any iron stats (for pros or amateurs), but from watching golf (only the majors!), I would conclude that (1) Tiger is a freak, (2) most PGA players don't hit their 9 iron farther than 160 (caveat: unless they're swinging harder than normal, which isn't very often). Even Tiger, while incredibly long, probably does not normally hit his 9 farther than 160. However, there are longer players than Tiger, they just don't have the accuracy/putting skills to exploit. Tiger's insanity is due to the greens he hits in regulation more than his distance.

stupid golf question
 

http://www.golfweb.com/u/ce/multi/pg...511171,00.html

TM

From the WTF file
 

An Arab-American woman who was in court to fight a parking ticket fainted when the judge asked her if she was a terrorist. :eek2:

FutureWatch
 

You mean what they meant to ask is WWSD?*








*What would Scooby Doo?

From the WTF file
 

My favorite part: "[Judge William Crosby] confirmed this week that he made the remark but said he was "probably kidding with her." "



"Probably?"

From the WTF file
 

My heart just bursts with pride that this mental midget chose our professional sandbox to play in.

Things that Piss Me Off
 

I apologize – I never meant to offend. After posting, I immediately thought of the Displaced Dog and the OddMan as exceptions – honestly – and wanted to go back and edit my post to make it clear that my weariness is not with the convention, but with the indiscriminate overadherence to the convention. The site is loading very slowly for me today, so I couldn’t, but it’s just as well because it probably would have resulted in a filter-lighter double post anyway.

Can we admit that the convention simply does not work well with some screen names, and the result is an affected or generic or stilted phrase that ends up detracting from the post? Odd Man and Displaced Dog are exceptions for me partly because of their longstanding use, but more because they are just good little phrases – they’re concise and evocative and each plays well off the screen name. Similarly, if Atticus were to refer to his family as the Grinches (I don’t know if he does, so I’m not kissing up to him here) it would not detract from his post because the image of little green children burninating the cottagees would add life to his post.

So what I really meant to say, in my wordy and blatantly obsequious way, is that, like the parentheticals, if one can’t do it well, one should not bother.

signed,
wussypuppy

What's Your Destiny
 

I'm a Peacemaker (in the 8th Circle of Hell).

What's Your Destiny
 

Me too.

Things that Piss Me Off
 

I don't think there's any need to apologize for having an opinion. You don't like something, feel free to mention it. People who don't like your opinion can jump down your throat all they want, but you shouldn't let that bother you. I bet they don't refrain from posting their opinions when the mood strikes them.

For fuck's sake. People are sensitive.

Things that Piss Me Off
 

On behalf of Mrs. Finch and Sidd Jr., phlbbbt.

Things that Piss Me Off
 

Hey, let's not get crazy here. While in principle a laudable goal, slavish adherence to this rule would make this place look like the wastelands of Findlaw in no time.