It would be very easy to get a DNA test - just file a paternity suit. They must not want to know the results.

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

Dear Penske,

You might want to inform your fellow operatives in TVRWC that they really need to decide whether Bill is fertile (Theory: love child! never meant to be!) or infertile (Theory: Vince woke up, it was a Chelsea morning).

Consistency on this point would probably be a good thing for your cause.

Love,

Not Bob

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

No, no no nononono (how is she, by the way? be careful - I think her husband might be on to you). Clinton's perfidious duplicity is such that he can be both fertile and infertile in order to further and facilitate his many crimes against humanity.

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

Dear Not_Bob, get your "facts" straight:

http://www.ishipress.com/hubbell2.jpg http://www.yaleherald.com/archive/xx...s/chels229.jpg

PS: the common ground
 

He has a bigger head than John Kerry, who was practically a dead ringer for the Elephant Man.

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

Assuming the veracity of any of it, the only source of the infertility claim is Juanita Broderick, serving only to show that Clinton will lie in furtherance of convincing a rape victim that she has nothing to be concerned about from his lack of decency to use a condom when raping her. Do we think he is capable of lying in his own self-interest?

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

Did you just romantically link Web Hubbell and Chelsea Clinton? I thought all the Clinton women were virulent bull dykes? What gives? Are you accusing Bill of pimping his daughter to his AK cronies? Is this a Satanic Cult thing? Any linkage to Bill's Bilderberger membership? I heard they sacrifice cats at those meetings.

PS: the common ground
 

2. Thanks for getting my back Sebb.

Presuit he could get some DNA from monica for preliminarys.

and Penske, as to why the different behavior, the Prince's bang is beautiful,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ndre_coste.jpg

and remember the quality of girls clinton got when he was president. imagine the average Governor step down. He's probably more ashamed than anything.

. . . and on the lead guitar, give it up for Mister Penske Account!
 

Dude. Great band name. Maybe we can open for Ollie's Attican Bedshitters.

Remember Primary Colours? It was the daughter of the owner of the BBQ place. Of course that book/movie was pure fiction.

Long Summer Ahead
 

From Drudge:

• **Exclusive**
  
  Senate Judiciary Committee member Chuck Schumer got busy plotting away on the cellphone aboard a Washington, DC-New York Amtrak -- plotting Democrat strategy for the upcoming Supreme Court battle.
  
  Schumer, promised a fight over whoever the President’s nominee was: “It's not about an individual judge… It's about how it affects the overall makeup of the court.”
  
  Schumer was overheard on a long cellphone conversation with an unknown political ally, and the DRUDGE REPORT was there!
  
  Schumer, chairman of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, proudly declared, “We are contemplating how we are going to go to war over this.”
  
  Schumer went on to say how hard it was to predict how a Supreme Court justice would turn out: “Even William Rehnquist is more moderate than they expected. The only ones that resulted how they predicted were [Antonin] Scalia and [Ruth Bader] Ginsburg. So most of the time they've gotten their picks wrong, and that's what we want to do to them again.”
  
  Schumer later went on to mock the “Gang of 14” judicial filibuster deal and said it wasn’t relevant in the Supreme Court debate.
  
  “A Priscilla Owen or Janice Rogers Brown style appointment may not have been extraordinary to the appellate court but may be extraordinary to the Supreme Court.”
  
  By the time the train hit New Jersey, Schumer shifted gears and called his friend and “Gang of 14” member, Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham. The two talked in a very friendly manner about doing an event sometime this week together.
  
  Developing…

Long Summer Ahead
 

Yes, another lying Dem willing to sacrifice his Constitutional duty to obstruct the will of the people as put forth in the election.

Bush will win this war.

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

Juanita is a lying skank. It is well known that she participated in threesomes on multiple occasions with Ted Nugent and Ann Coulter.

And if you're going to sanctify that sleazebag, you should at least do her the solid of spelling her last name correctly.

How could you not have mentioned the Mesa airstrip?
 

You're making penske's case for him. That seems to be Clinton's preference.