"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Cooter? I will never think of you in the same way again.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Clarification please: this should say "most men find it difficult to prolong not having an orgasm" right? a prolonged orgasm is a good thing.

my experience tells me that men have the best orgasms in a position where they might be at the end of the bed, or ottoman, standing or keneeling and I am on my back with my legs in the air. In a not unocmmon romp, after I come in my favorite position "dstyle", they flip me over and do this.* And yes, Thurgreed, I wash my ass.


*Except for Fingerman who will ask me to suck his dick.

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Because religion tends to make stupid people even more irrational than they were in the first place.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

My great-aunt had to move back to Texas from the mountains a few years ago, because the altitude was killing her. (Actually, the emphysema and related heart problems were killing her, and SD, you'll be happy to hear she's a heavy drinker—preference is Johnny Walker black label, though she’ll accept red wine if we’re not drinking hard stuff—and has been so for most of her 87 years, the smoking is what is doing her in.) When she moved back, her health was extremely poor, and she started getting ready to die. She knew she wanted to be cremated, and she found out from the funeral home that unless she specified specific clothes, she would be cremated naked. So she sent her daughter out to find the fanciest pajamas available. Her daughter came back with these beautiful coral-pink silk pajamas that would have worked perfectly. Anyhow, the lower altitude helped, and my great-aunt started feeling better, and she never had an opportunity to wear the pajamas. Last year, we had a sleep-themed party, and everyone was encouraged to wear pajamas. She showed up in the pajamas she thought she’d be cremated in and looked great.

Forget the ice wine. If all of this stuff about funerals and organ donation is bumming you out, get yourself some New York state pinor noir.

http://www.drfrankwines.com/pinotlab.jpg



(full disclosure: I've never tasted the stuff)

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Fingerman aka Sore Jaw Lay needs to go. I'm sorry.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

No, I think he meant "most men find it difficult to prolong their orgasm." Because, as you point out, a prolonged orgasm is a good thing. One might have difficulty prolonging an orgasm for the same reasons one might have difficulty delaying it.

BR(or so I'd guess - I'm obviously not speaking from experience here, having the wrong equipment to test my hypothesis)C

PS: I propose that we designate "rear entry" as non-anal from behind, and refer to anal as "in through the out door." Just because I've been listening to old Prince recently.

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Or it only bothers you to have pleasurable physical sensations in connection with a guy.

I probably should scroll, then post with this but fuck it.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

I don't know how you girls do it. I was at the dentist and had to keep my mouth open for only 5 or so minutes and my jaw hurt...

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

I respectfully vote "no" on this one, as it entirely ruins my pleasing mental image of "Raspberry Beret."

P(she walked in through the out door, out door)J

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The reason I would never want a man obgyn stems from a resident I dated who did an obgyn shift. I asked him how he liked it and he said "its great if you like staring at twat all day". I dont htink he meant that in a Slave roast beef shot kinda way.

Ms. Digital World
 

Link to CNN article here

There is a new beauty pagent debuting in Italy next week - Miss Digital World. The organizers are hoping that the winning contestant will find commercial success on film, video games, and ads.

Matrix Revolutions
 

Fine. You can go pick up a gun.

Me? I'm banging every hot girl within 50 feet of me six ways to sunday.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

And Led Zeppelin for that matter. Which is a far bigger shame that ruining raspberry beret.

A bad case of loving you
 

Godspeed.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Now this is a proposal I can get behind.

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This reminds of the sister of an ex-, who was in medical school and decided to become a dermatologist so that she would have regular hours and few emergencies to deal with. The people I knew in college who were pre-med were total tools, with zero personal skills (or empathy, for that matter), and seemed to be going to medical school for all of the wrong reasons. The vicious competition in bio and orgo surely fed this. And I have little faith that med school installed humanity in these people.

Which explains, maybe, why I haven't had a check-up in six years. (Which is stupid, and I'm going to get one, so y'all don't tell me what you told Sebby.)

T. (father is a nice doctor) S.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I wish to be dressed in black tie, white dinner jacket, in bare feet. I wish to be shrouded completely in white sailcloth, heavy lead weights clipped to the eyelets of my shroud. I wish to be placed upon an oaken board worn smooth, and tipped into the billowing Pacific at a red-sky dusk from a great height as Taps are played on a bugle. I wish that an audio recording be made of the splash so that my wife (who is prone to seasickness) may have a memory of my final disposition.

I wish then, as my weighted remains flutter languidly to the ocean floor, that my eldest son would read the lullaby we sing him each night.

Oh! hush thee, my baby, the night is behind us,
And black are the waters that sparkled so green.
The moon, o’er the combers, looks downward to find us
At rest in the hollows that rustle between.
Where billow meets billow, there soft be thy pillow;
Ah, weary wee flipperling, curl at thy ease!
The storm shall not wake thee, nor shark overtake thee,
Asleep in the arms of the slow-swinging seas.

I wish to be committed to the deep.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

The father of my buddy PrimaFacie, who some of you may remember, just had a life-saving heart transplant.

If I can be serious for just once - please become a donor. It saves lives and families.

s4(no one will want my liver, trust me)e

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

And I wish my progeny to be colorfully committed to an asylum.

So near, and yet so far, my dear.

Alicia
 

I didn't say attractive, I said sexy .

She's wearing a Devil costume with a tail for Chrissakes. Grrrr.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Monuments of some sort, like gravestones, are important for the living. If you want to go deep, that's fine, but don't keep your wife and kids from having a place to visit.

A bad case of loving you
 

Hey Sebby you fucking moron, we are aobut the same age and I was told on Monday I have something potentially malignant that must go. Even if it is needless surgery, which it could be, it will be quick and painless and could save my life. I wouild hate to have to miss out on years of reading things like "I would rather watch flies fuck",. "hey SD its a foul truth you speak" and "chocolate submarine". Please take care.

and get your head checked while you are at it.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Which brings us back full circle to Warren Zevon. Now we can all go home.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Got it covered. I intend to haunt my car.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

What the fuck is a sailboard? A windsurfer?

Oh, and it seems appropriate to quote David Cross here. "I get asked if I would rather be buried or cremated. I dont give a shit. I am dead so I cant"

Flower's Friday Funeral poll.
 

I am apparently Mister BRC -- I want a state funeral. A big one. The whole nine yards. A national day of mourning. Flags at half-staff. A weeping Dan Rather on the evening news. My body lying in state under the Capitol dome for a few days. A riderless horse with a reversed boot in its stirrup leading the funeral procession. My flag-draped casket carried by an old horse-drawn artillery caisson. Current and deposed royalty and heads of state marching solemnly down a hush-filled avenue. Internment at Arlington National Cemetery. A marble monument.

But, unless I am elected president, I guess that won't happen. I'll settle for the traditional Irish Catholic thing -- a evening viewing at the funeral home in the ancestral homeland (the same ones that buried approximately 95% of my family), followed by the drunken wake at someone's house in which all will laugh and cry and say "Poor Not Bob; he's missing a hell of a party."

And my cousin Paddy will get into a fist-fight with my other cousin Paddy (they were married to sisters, until the first Paddy dumped her for a comely real estate agent, and now they don't speak to each other), and my Aunt Margaret Mary will tell my Aunt Mary Margaret that she drinks too much, and then one of the grandchildren will cry because the adults are yelling, and then everyone will laugh and say "remember that time Not Nick held Not Bob's head under water until he passed out?" and Not Nick will shake his head with a sad smile, and Aunt Margaret Mary will apologize to Aunt Mary Margaret, and Paddy will shake Paddy's hand (though the real estate agent will frown at the ex-wife and vice versa), and all will be temporarily well.

The following morning will be bright and cold, and the crisp air will make the hung-over heads of 97% of the adults (cousin Seamus is in AA, and cousin Maureen stops at the third Bushmills at family events because she's terrified that she will end up like Seamus) pound and throb with regret and remorse, and the traditional funeral Mass will be solemn, and the procession of cars will drive out to St. Michael's, where four generations of my family have been buried.

Alicia
 

Sorry, but she's a no-neck. Instant death to sex appeal under any circumstances.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

You ought to just pay the damn bill instead of bartering.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Ugh. I hope my catchup from last night re sex puts the kabash on this organ donation/cremation talk.

and on an unrelated note (except for its correlation to morbidity), I would like to give PJ a shout out. It was nice to see "Purse Junkie This Person Is On Your Ignore List" bc I have not scrolled by that in awhile and was worried that karma finally got its retribution on you for your sanctioning of the murder of multiple innocent animals after a lifetime of living in tiny quarters where they were treated inhumanely, all so you can look like a hooker on what used to be 42nd street while you think you are all classy bc you live in Ct. Glad you are still with us. Keep up the mindless, selfish hysterics for your fans. And be sure to have some veal for dinner. WHo cares about animal suffering so long as you are fat and whored out? You can still be self-righetous about someting I am sure.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I echo this. Maybe your moral or religious views prevent it. I don't think that they should. It's incredibly selfish. But, if they do, fine. But please don't be lazy or think it's morbid to make your wishes clear.

As someone with a close fmaily friend who whould be DEAD without the transplant he got, and as someone who has made it very clear to his family that they should use my body for donorship and in any other way possible if I die in such a way that allows it, PLEASE BECOME A DONOR. IT SAVES LIVES.

Kit Hoover
 

This is what I call a no-neck:

http://www.coldpizza.tv/images/kit.jpg

This morning she was wearing a gray turtleneck that made her look like her arms were coming out of her jaw - oompa loompa.

Flower's Friday Funeral poll.
 

I wish to be eaten.

TGIF
 

EOM.

Flower's Friday Funeral poll.
 

Everyone who has had a cat knows that eating lizards will make you sick. You are one deranged bastard.

Reason to Drink Coors Light
 

He wouldn't have noticed.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/orego...0381284091.xml

(man pleads guilty to involuntary manslaughter after killing friend who gave him a beer can filled with urine)

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

THank you for the brutal honesty. Bout time someone said that- I jsut needed it confirmed. Not that I dont taste delicous or anything, but yeah. Problem is that the chemistry is off with that other guy (he has the most annoying laugh- think Fozzie Bear with a Ted Kennedy accent), so I will be down to scratch. Which is rough around the holidays. What to do?

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

So men have the lamest orgasms doing it from the rear behind? And we have the best ones that way? Making the simulatenious climax even more of an urban myth than it already was. Men? Confirm or refute please.

Hi, Paigs!
 

You're much improved since the Thorazine kicked in. Glad to see it!

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

You could post about sex here.