COnfidential to Leagleaze
 

8 lives and counting...

neurotic, holier than thou hellraisers
 

Wow, I'm fascinated to know which of you are neurotic, holier-than-me and/or going straight to hell. I couldn't possibly have figured this out without the benefit of your test scores and I must take these tests myself without further delay.

Then I will inform each and every one of you of the results because I am sure you can't wait to find out about ME.

Woody, I am going to steal your girlfriend!
 

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Anybody else get a Pepe LePieu vibe off this Chirac fellow?

For Poker Pro's
 

Wouldn't it be easier to get a book about hold-em and read about the odds?

Neuroses Test
 

Your score is 60.

You are definitely neurotic, but there is still hope for you.

Woody, I am going to steal your girlfriend!
 

"Mmlle. Bush, your hand smells like bush, I must crinkle up my face"

Sunscreen doesn't work
 

Umm.... okay.... right.....

In other news (no shocks here):

Your score is 36.

You are going straight to Hell! You appear to have the courage and conviction to live as an individual in a world that pressures you to become a conformist. You are a seeker of knowledge and an artist of life. Your future will never be peaceful, but you will be alive.


Your score is 44.

Congratulations, you have passed the Hypocrite Test! You are officially Unholier Than Thou. The world is a happier place with you in it.

TI3 Finale
 

Bilmore, please scroll past as usual.

Also to whoever asked earlier today, according to Fox the Paradise Island finale is Wednesday night. I will not be issuing reminders for this, as I can't bear to watch now that Toni is gone. Because I hate her.

On to the island...

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Upon further review this evening, Michael is way too gross looking to be a model. Still/airbrushed or not. So is the consensus that Melissa dumped one ugly loser for another one? In any event good of her to get away from model boy (cough). 2 stayed together, 2 split -- how does this measure up to prior seasons?



Green Bay better not give this game back to da Bears...

lisa g
 

Argh. She is now relegated to interviewing Brett Favre's daughter and saying stupid things about him being a whispering/ballcap wearer coach. Any bets on whether she lasts the season? Truly awful. I guess they thought she might at least remember his name.

lisa g
 

She'll last the season. She's going to make more gaffes, but unless she makes a tasteless/offensive comment, they won't pull the trigger.

When the bar has been set by journalistic luminaries like O.J. Simpson and Eric Dickerson, you have a lot of slack.

Pack your bags and your tastebuds!
 

Cool. I'm down with this, only please me tell that you didn't say anything about it to Pretty Little Flower. The dude was a lively wit, a bon vivant if you will, very very oh so 2000, but at this point the only thing more boorish than PLF is PLF on pisco sours.

I veto his attendance.

EDITED TO ADD: Don't tell him I veto'd him. He burned me a Divas mixed CD from his collection in exchange for helping him get back on the A-list.

COnfidential to Leagleaze
 

I'm guessing 12-15. Just a guess. YMMV.

lisa g
 

FWIW, I dig her. No offense. OTOH, me no watchee MondayNightFootball.

Speaking of which, looks like tomorrow will be a personal K day for you ncs! Let me be the first to offer you big ups on that!

Indeed.

Just for Bilmore
 

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Halle Berry's Catwoman costume

Apres Moi, le Bactine
 

No words can do this picture more justice than the horrified look on her face knowing she must now go home and boil her hand but, what I will say is that First Lady Laura is fo shizzle one classy and beautiful women. Quite a change from that black pantsuited piece of fatass that we had to endure for 8 hellacious years.

W did good. Fo shizzle.