"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

View this as an opportunity to enjoy a full holiday social calendar without the forced sentimentality and shopping for cufflinks. The holidays are a time of magic and wonder if you're single. Enjoy the spontaneity and remember to throw out any attachments with the cheese log after the final bowl game.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Which reminds me, I was recently on a trip to a different city, where I had a lovely brunch of pates and fois gras - and then had a luxurious dinner in a steakhouse with a lovely, rare Filet Mignon seated in a comfy banquet adorned with mink.

Tonight I think I will order the Veal Chop

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

I believe you meant to say:

"The holidays are a time of magic wand if you're single."

Or maybe that's just what I wished you said.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

s'okay. you were already self-righteous today about organ donation.*

the world is still in order.


*and isn't that what foie gras is all about?

TGIF
 

This lunatic is on my ignore list, so I wouldn't have caught this gem had you not posted it. This post is dripping with hipocrisy...like blood from a fine porterhouse steak.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Which is perfectly understandable for a narcissist who has nothing to talk about but himself and lives for others acknoledgment of himself. You are a born liver eater and animal torturer bc you have a pure inability to think of anyone but yourself and how you are perceived by others. Its what you do.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

You may be on to something here. Something about the Swank centerfold in a santahat always gets to me. Ah, the holidays.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I think places to visit the dead are overrated. I've never been to my brother and dad's grave site (dead 24 and 9 years respectively). Truth be known, I'm not even 100% sure my dad's name is on the plaque.

I think of them often and I think that's good enough. Being in a cemetary, where it seems rude to laugh out loud, is not conducive to telling funny stories about them and whatnot.

I will be cremated and maybe have my ashes scattered in some random place so that my family never feels the need to come and visit "me".

With regard to the gender of doctors, my latest GP is female. I haven't thought much about it but I think I prefer her checking my nuts and prostate than a male doctor. But it's not a real strong preference or anything.

A bad case of loving you
 

I am such a dork.

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I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Please don't on my account (or on Psycho's). I actually don't eat veal.

P(but I really, really miss it!)J

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

No, you're getting bad info. There are plenty of good orgasms when hittin it from the back. I sometimes find it difficult to prolong matters that way, and have to work extra hard to distract myself.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Obviously YMMV, but I want to have such a place for my family members. The graveyard where my grandfather is bured is a very important place for me.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

horses, courses, strokes, folks. And I think I dated you briefly.

Edited to add a question: What is it with the holding off thing? Is it that it's better if you don't play through (so to speak, and I may not be using that correctly but y'all get the gist) and instead ponder the ugly cafeteria lady from high school for a while in the middle? Or that you know once you come it's going to be over at least for a while? Or that you are going to fall asleep or whatever right after you come so if she hasn't yet she's just out of luck or will have to whip out her magic wand or otherwise take care of herself?

PJ, did you used to be "getout"
 

before you were notforprofit? http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001UBQ

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Agree, and anyone who's done genealogical research can confirm that it's a meaningful experience to locate and stand before the grave of some long-lost ancestor for whom you've been searching --- often, the records written in stone are the only ones that survive for long.

So maybe I'll rethink the burial at sea thing, or at least stick a stone marker with St8's .sig line somewhere.

I can only assume you were being funny
 

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"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

which is how I read the story versus BRC's read

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

However, I am of the opinion that cemetaries are very conducive to eating lunch. I highly recommend this if it is convenient. Even if not visiting with your own relatives - go ahead and visit someone else's. Why not?

When I was in univ., I often took lunch at an old grave yard beside my faculty building. I usually ate with Arthur. Arthur (last name illegible, and I never was bothered enough to go to the parish records to check) was a prof. who died in 1824, and had this nice above-ground stone casket in the classic hexagonal shape. It was a bit crumbly looking and I was vaguely worried that old Arthur himself would spill out the bottom when I sat on it one day, but it remained sturdy enough. Anyhow, I'd take my sandwich and perch on Arthur's crypt and watch the birds flit by, and sometimes foxes & badgers &c - the older sections of the cemetary were very grown over, and they only mowed sections in 5 year rotations. I told Arthur about the latest faculty gossip, got a bit of a tan, whatever. I remember Arthur more fondly than some of my classmates, actually. Brought him a big bunch of flowers when I graduated.

Also on this subject, re: burying cremated people, I am reminded of the story behind a favorite headstone. Seems a chap had the good fortune to outlive 4 wives, and he had them all cremated in urns in his house until - disaster struck - the cat knocked all 4 of them down into a big ashy pile. So he buried them, with the headstone:

Stranger pause and shed a tear,
For Mary Jane lies buried here,
Mingled in a most surprising manner
With Susan, Marie and portions of Hannah.

BR(the headstone may be apocryphal, but if so, please, nobody tell me)C

I can only assume you were being funny
 

What you dont understand, my petty hairless misogynist is that I am talking In Real Life. Not here.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I'm self righteous and me no eatta the cow, pig or calf. What do make of that?

I can only assume you were being funny
 

Pot calling the kettle chrome?

Get Thee to a Doctor
 

I don't know why this was such a problem. It's probably much better to run with a spliff than a whole six pack. But maybe they were just pissed that you didn't share.

TM

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Here, subject to the earth's decay,
Lies Benjamin Arbuthnot Jay.
Deep in his sempiternal home,
A constant source of high grade loam.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

This reminds me that our cat's ashes are perched on top of the television cabinet -- not a spot he ever hung out, alas -- for lack of a more permanent resting place. In principle, we'd like to scatter them somewhere that he loved, but he was an indoor cat and it seems silly to scatter the ashes on the couch and then vacuum them up.

PJ, did you used to be "getout"
 

nope. I'd never write a business letter by hand. why?

Get Thee to a Doctor
 

Well then, it's only a matter of time.

TM

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Somehow, there is a Katy Johnson poem here.

I've never really understood doing this as a regular practice. It should be reserved for when she's close (or faking that she's close). Otherwise, you might as well be doing the cafeteria lady while imagining whoever. The tater tot smell can be difficult to overcome, though.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Please tell us you are joking.

Get Thee to a Doctor
 

Not really. Up until this point, I have avoided both. I don't see a good chance of being forced into either one in the future.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Nice.

Beneath this stone,
And not above it,
Lie the remains of Anna Lovett.
Be joyful, friend, and do not shove it
Lest again she come above it
For, 'twixt you and I, no one doth covet
To see again this Anna Lovett.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Well, they're in a box. They're up there so little people can't get to the box.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Do you like screwing two-pump chumps?

From high-brow . . . to the Portland Trail Blazers
 

The Sports Guy had a link to this transcript in his column today. All hail the Sports Guy. It's short enough to post.

Interview with Bonzi Wells:

Q: Can you comment on Monday's game?

A: We lost. Tough game.

Q: What about the incident with the fan?

A: It was a tough game last night. I wish we could have won. That's about it.

Q: Did you flip off a fan, Bonzi?

A: I don't remember nothing like that, but if I did, I was probably wrong. But I don't remember doing nothing like that. I black out sometimes. (He winks).

Q: You also didn't remember spitting on Danny Ferry.

A: Why do you have to bring up old stuff all the time? Why can't we talk about good stuff sometimes, man?

Q: If you did flip off a fan last night, if your memory does come back, would you apologize?

A: Oh, definitely. When my memory comes back, I will. But, you know, I black out and have black flashes sometimes.

Q: Is your memory about ready to come back?

A: Yeah, I mean, there was something.

Q: Three games into the season and here we go again.

A: Here we go again, huh? It's another season. If something like that did happen, then I do apologize. But, you know, if that fan was a little more professional, you know, I probably wouldn't have had to do that. If I would have been a little more professional, I wouldn't have put myself in this position. So, if I did do something like that, I do apologize, but, you know, frustration sets in sometimes and you do frustrating things.

Q: What did the guy say?

A: I don't know. Something petty. Something that happened yesterday that's over with. It's in the past, and all I got to do is look forward to my future.

Q: Was it anything racial?

A: I don't know, because I don't think there's a racist person in Portland, so I don't really want to go there.

Q: You talked before the season about being more mature. What happened?

A: You try, man. I tried, brother, but I'll tell you, I'm not going to be 100 percent perfect. I told you I'm going to have a 10 percent lapse sometimes.

Q: This is not going to come across well with the fans. Why not own up to your actions?

A: C'mon, man. Y'all can't keep baiting, man. You're not going to bait me into doing something or saying something retarded. I mean, it happened, it's over, and we lost the game. We play Memphis tomorrow. If y'all want to talk about Memphis, we can. Let's just get past this.

Q: So, there was an incident?

A: All right, thanks fellas.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Oh you kids. I think this conversation is one tailor-made for PM.

gwn(Happy Friday!)c

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Now I have never met either Atticus or BRC, but I have to wonder. If these two werent each married, and if BRC was Asian, would they be perfect for eachother in real life? Would it be like some instant tzzzzzzzzzzzzt tzzzzzzzzzzzzt the moment they laid eyes on each other and then off to the blue hued bar at the Algonquin for some highbrow chat (though I wonder if it could be pulled off without google) and then onto the room, not to appear again for three days? Are theset two just made for eachother?

Hell,does anyone thik anyone on this board is made for eachother.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Playing through can be painful. I can do it, but I'd rather hold off. Plus, on a disgusting note, things get a little too wet and gooey when you're playing through. I'd rather hold off and fire when she's coming... That way I get Paigow "caring points" for the simultaneous orgasm.

You can keep fucking after coming, but it ain't much fun. I only do it if the girl hasn't come or come enough or hard enough and feel that I owe her.

I don't fall asleep after sex. It sort of energizes me, but then again, I don't sleep much anyway. Too much media to catch up on... If I sleep I'll never get through it all...

Kid Notorious is pretty fucking funny... I watched two of them last night and laughed my nuts off... the scene with Don Rumsfeld saying" Im uncomfortable with homosexuality" was classic.

SD

I can only assume you were being funny
 

I couldn't find a picture of a black kettle.

Besides, chrome is the new black. Didn't learn anything at the Sean John show at Byant Park?

New Poll: Nicky or Paris?
 

I think Paris, b/c of the whole hate-fuck thing.


Old money acting like new money - strange.http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2008...161390_400.jpg

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I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Well, we could propose epitaphs for each other instead -

For Sebby:
Been
And gone.
Had a good time.

For Lester:
Here lies an atheist.
All dressed up,
Noplace to go.

Bilmore:
Only the good
Die young.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Um. No.