My FIrst TIme
 

I can stick my fist in my mouth. It involves some weird clicking noises and a little pain, but I can do it.

pity. "I'm not a doctor, but ..." would make such a great pick-up line, too.
 

Note to self -- hit on bn'b at next FB shindig instead of sunny. Bring blow, not hay.

pity. "I'm not a doctor, but ..." would make such a great pick-up line, too.
 

It's the fist-in-the-mouth thing isn't it? Curse my relatively small mouth!!

For the spinsters out there
 

I give you the man-shaped pillow:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...low_tok103.jpg

spree: link to news article

pity. "I'm not a doctor, but ..." would make such a great pick-up line, too.
 

Hey, if it goes "I'm not a doctor, but I can get you some pharmaceutical grade blow..." it'll work on me.

Gary Bettman is affecting my dreams
 

Sounds like a fun date to me ... uh, did I say that out loud?

Ahem. Apropos of nothing, I had a dream that I was in Montreal with a client seeing a Canadiens game from the first row of the second level. (I have no idea if the Forum [sic] has such a layout, but I digress.) Every time the puck was in play near us, the crowd behind us fell onto us, smushing us against the glass (I know -- we were on the second level, but what can I say?), and then receding when the puck was on another part of the ice. But there was all sorts of stuff -- jackets, binoculars, etc. -- left behind each time. Bizzaro, no?

For the spinsters out there
 

When did nfh die and make you nfh?

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Well sorta, i think he should rot away in hell cause he's a shmuck and deserves to get fucked up the a$$ for the rest of his life.

pity. "I'm not a doctor, but ..." would make such a great pick-up line, too.
 

Actually, it was her "unfaithful husband/prison for life" slam of sunny that won me over. As a married guy, I like to have my FB shindig hook-ups with chicks who don't think of me as a capital felon. My standards are just too high.

pity. "I'm not a doctor, but ..." would make such a great pick-up line, too.
 

Don't forget -- there is also a$$ fucking included.

Gary Bettman is affecting my dreams
 

Very interesting. But they play at the Bell Centre now.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Just to be sure I understand what you are saying... you think Scott Peterson should rot away in hell and deserves to get sodomized daily for the rest of his life because he cheated on his wife? Who you didn't even know?

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Based on the quoted language, I think it's because he cheated on her, she knew about it, and she didn't dump him. Or something. If he'd cheated in the past and gotten away with it, it seems like discovery of cheating would be less of a motive for murdering her.

So, b'n'b, when you hear "I'm gonna NAIL YOUR ASS"* it's a turn-on?

*saw Intolerable Cruelty again this weekend and every time that guy came on all I could think of was anal sex.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

That's right. Would you like me to tell you what I think you deserve?

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

oooohhhhh please please please please please?

And the cords on my computer need some rearranging so when you get done, please come by and take care of that.