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Icky Thump 06-01-2013 06:20 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480010)
Anyone know if youporn is blocked on go-go inflight?

All streaming is blocked.

Icky Thump 06-01-2013 06:33 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480010)
Anyone know if youporn is blocked on go-go inflight?

Although I wonder how one could get a decent wank in, as fugly as the UAL flight attendants are.

http://www.digdang.com/media/images/..._jim_13351.jpg

Hank Chinaski 06-01-2013 10:58 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 480013)
Although I wonder how one could get a decent wank in, as fugly as the UAL flight attendants are.

http://www.digdang.com/media/images/..._jim_13351.jpg

For a former punker you have such a well set sense of decorum.

Icky Thump 06-02-2013 06:58 AM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480014)
For a former punker you have such a well set sense of decorum.

That was then. This is now.

Hank Chinaski 06-02-2013 03:49 PM

Criminal Law 101
 
Issue spotter!

There is a porn series called "Fake Cab," that has as its premise, a guy driving a cab with a camera tries to convince passengers to do the sex. Of course it is fake, but assume the following facts happened and the passenger was actually a unknowing passenger, as portrayed.

A cab picks a young women up in the area of Heathrow (actually unclear where, but outside London). She asks for a ride into London, although is unclear where she wants to go. The cabbie starts driving and it comes out that the passenger is a tourist from Canada, and only has Canadian currency. She has no idea that this will not be accepted by a London cab*.

Somewhere (as the cabbie says) in the middle of nowhere, the cab stops. The driver tells her she already owes him 30 pounds, and can either blow him, or start walking. The young lady considers and sees no option, although she claims to have never performed that particular act before.

The driver quickly escalates, undresses her and performs sex acts that are more traditional and acceptable to the baby Jesus in that they could result in reproduction (other than the placement of the finish). The young Canadian has most excellent titties FWIW.

Somewhere in the middle of the act, she realizes she is being filmed and expressly states that the driver must not post the video on the internet.

After completion he does drive her into the city and drops her off. As she walks away he says, "Ha, stupid, of course it's going on the internet." It should go without saying that he does post the video on the internet.

What crimes may have been committed? Use the model criminal laws of the United states if you are not conversant in the laws of the UK.

*As to her credibility as an actual person, Canadian funds and US funds are pretty much both accepted near our mutual border. Perhaps this is her first time outside North America.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-02-2013 04:17 PM

Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SEC_Chick (Post 480001)
Don't get me wrong. I believe there should be appropriate consequences for bringing what reasonably appears to be a gun to a school. Absolutely. But questioning a 5 year old without his parents for 2 hours until he wets his pants exceeds that. And pretty much every absurd story I have heard is from a public school. Anyone else can have whatever policy they want. Don't care. But I am thankful my kids go to private school where a finger pointing play gunfight among first graders gets only to the point of a brief discussion with the principal that it is not appropriate behavior at school and the kids are encouraged to make better choices.

What a stupid fucking post. You can take the handful of overeactions to guns and post up and down about them if you want. They're still maybe 5 instances of such stupidity in a country where millions of kids go to school and do stupid shit every day.

I'm sure there are many reasons why you choose to send your kid to private school and maybe some of them aren't even douchey. But if the 5 examples of overreaction to fake guns in public schools bring you an ounce of happiness about your decision to send your kid to private school, you're as stupid as the administrators interrogating that kid.

TM

LessinSF 06-02-2013 06:27 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Best map ever to determine where to live in the U.S.:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17rz...g/original.jpg

Icky Thump 06-02-2013 08:08 PM

Re: Criminal Law 101
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480016)
Issue spotter!

There is a porn series called "Fake Cab," that has as its premise, a guy driving a cab with a camera tries to convince passengers to do the sex. Of course it is fake, but assume the following facts happened and the passenger was actually a unknowing passenger, as portrayed.

A cab picks a young women up in the area of Heathrow (actually unclear where, but outside London). She asks for a ride into London, although is unclear where she wants to go. The cabbie starts driving and it comes out that the passenger is a tourist from Canada, and only has Canadian currency. She has no idea that this will not be accepted by a London cab*.

Somewhere (as the cabbie says) in the middle of nowhere, the cab stops. The driver tells her she already owes him 30 pounds, and can either blow him, or start walking. The young lady considers and sees no option, although she claims to have never performed that particular act before.

The driver quickly escalates, undresses her and performs sex acts that are more traditional and acceptable to the baby Jesus in that they could result in reproduction (other than the placement of the finish). The young Canadian has most excellent titties FWIW.

Somewhere in the middle of the act, she realizes she is being filmed and expressly states that the driver must not post the video on the internet.

After completion he does drive her into the city and drops her off. As she walks away he says, "Ha, stupid, of course it's going on the internet." It should go without saying that he does post the video on the internet.

What crimes may have been committed? Use the model criminal laws of the United states if you are not conversant in the laws of the UK.

*As to her credibility as an actual person, Canadian funds and US funds are pretty much both accepted near our mutual border. Perhaps this is her first time outside North America.

My crim law final was actually like this except instead of saying it like Hank it was more like, "The cab driver thrust his penis into her vagina but missed, slipping it into her anus where he continued thrusting until he had a big gooey orgasm."

Hank Chinaski 06-02-2013 09:20 PM

Re: Criminal Law 101
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 480019)
My crim law final was actually like this except instead of saying it like Hank it was more like, "The cab driver thrust his penis into her vagina but missed, slipping it into her anus where he continued thrusting until he had a big gooey orgasm."

You seem too old to have had Penske for a T.A.

Replaced_Texan 06-02-2013 10:04 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 480009)
No one who flies United Airlines would be surprised.

It angers me on a regular basis that my home hub went from Continental, which was on the less evil side of large carriers, to United.

Atticus Grinch 06-03-2013 01:41 AM

Re: Criminal Law 101
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 480019)
My crim law final was actually like this except instead of saying it like Hank it was more like, "The cab driver thrust his penis into her vagina but missed, slipping it into her anus where he continued thrusting until he had a big gooey orgasm."

Same, except at my school it was the Contracts professor, who had eventually been relieved of Crim Law duty because of an excess of such questions on his exams.

Atticus Grinch 06-03-2013 01:41 AM

Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 480017)
They're still maybe 5 instances of such stupidity in a country where millions of kids go to school and do stupid shit every day.

I've never felt closer to you than I do right now.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-03-2013 08:49 AM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 480005)

Ni jiao "Hank" na?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-03-2013 08:58 AM

Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SEC_Chick (Post 479997)
You speak the truth. Mr. Chick recently obtained a CHL and had a delightful time with the middle Chicklet at the NRA convention recently (it was local, so it's not as if they had to travel more than 15 mintes from our home), and the only thing that gets him worked up more than idiocy like that is the over reaction to boys being boys and getting suspended for crap like biting their pop tart into the shape of a gun, or a 5 yo bringing an unloaded cap gun to school and being interrogated for 2 hours without his parents until he wet his pants and suspended for 10 days. A lot of people are jackasses about firearms.

Taking a kid to an NRA event is just vastly stupider than anything else in this post that is a catalog of stupidity.

SEC_Chick 06-03-2013 09:19 AM

Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 480025)
Taking a kid to an NRA event is just vastly stupider than anything else in this post that is a catalog of stupidity.

You're right. The kid had to walk by Sheila Jackson Lee outside as she mispronounced the word homocide in a pretty offensive manner.


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