LawTalkers - Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

Seems like this should segue into some Rocky-style montage with Penske training, training, training in order to meet this new challenge. I fear for the posts to come. Both for us, and for Hank's mom.

[true story] When I first got into the game, my adopted theme song was Eye of the Tiger, per one of my coaches, but after I lifted a bit with Stallone and found him to be sort of a pussy, with a capitalised "P", I cut the association. Years later I had a drink at his table one night at the Sky Bar in LA. Pussy or no, he knew some hot chicks............[/true story]

Sidd Finch

11-17-2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 407013)

We are dating, so the only sex at this point would be scheduled sex. He has been gone for work for a while, and I promised him a hero's return, a special reward, a bjtc when we were next together.

I renewed the promise when he called me after arriving home from the airport late last night, but given our schedules, it may not be until the weekend.

It has been interesting to go so slowly with sex. We benefited recently from his work-related unavailability, but we have intentionally waited on sex while developing the relationship.

The idea of a "hero's return" is potentially hot. But only if it's phrased along the lines of "I'm so proud of you, I'm going to suck your cock until you come in my mouth."

From your posts today, I'm getting the impression that your approach is more like "I can fit you in on Sunday at 4, or earlier if the Cowboys game is dull."

Sidd Finch

11-17-2009 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 407033)

I need to travel to Europe for work for three days, and need to find a hotel. I do not trust our travel people to do a good job, but I'm not sure how to find a good place, since I don't know this city very well. Any suggestions?

I've heard about these things called websites that help you find information like this.

Sidd Finch

11-17-2009 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 407051)

After the kid comes out. It's not my rule, it's the medical profession's.

It's not really a medical profession rule. They just made that up to save us from the awkwardness of saying "um, honey.... if you'd been standing where I was standing a few weeks ago, you really wouldn't want to put your favorite body part in there. Give me another month or two and I'll be back to normal."

dtb	11-17-2009 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407070)

No one is allowed to look -- not even me.

With one of my kids, the doctor took out a mirror when the moment for pushing arrived. I told her, "If that's for me, you can put it right back where it came from." She didn't even slow down, just did a U-turn to put the mirror back in the corner.

Atticus Grinch

11-17-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407068)

Confidential to E/O: Ignore this windbag. Sunday afternoons are clear for me, and I offer my sincere hope that the Cowboys of Dallas will defeat their adversaries for the football. I will bring d'Affinois and a reasonably priced Côtes du Rhône.

bold_n_brazen

11-17-2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 407072)

When I had the Brazenette (via c-section) the not-fireman started to describe the action.

"Uh, she's cutting you open now... and there's some blood and oh my god it's on the floor" and then he looked at me and said "Do you want me to shut up now?"

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-17-2009 08:36 PM

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ncs owns me.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-17-2009 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 407072)

2. The word "crowning" alone is creepy.

Sidd Finch

11-17-2009 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 407072)

When Mrs. Finch leaned up to look at the forceps, I slapped her head right back down. No need for her to see that the doc was about to golfing on her insides.

Sidd Finch

11-17-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 407089)

2. The word "crowning" alone is creepy.

I have seen crowning. The word is nowhere near as creepy as the fact.

It was unintentional, btw. There were like 15 docs and nurses in there and someone distracted me from my clear, definite strategy of "stay with the head" (Mrs. Finch's head).

One nurse also tried to get me to watch the little bugger emerging -- being pulled by forceps, and covered in crap. What's wrong with these people? Do they want me never to think of pussy in a nice way again?

Adder

11-17-2009 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 407074)

d'Affinois .

This stuff is fricken awesome.

evenodds

11-17-2009 08:57 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407068)

Fret not. For my hero's return, I have told him exactly what I have in mind, including last night, graphically, on the phone and via text.

He is very excited, as am I.

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