Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Since sunnybunny is apparently preoccupied, I'll step to the plate and take a swing at this one.

You, my tangy little two-bit, coked-out, syphilis-ridden trash-whore, deserve to be tied to the wall of your pathetic, soulless McMansion, with your eyes propped open by those Clockwork Orange-thingies, and watch a continuous loop video of the wives and girlfriends of every man you have tempted into sinful cheaterdom, who explain in excruciating detail and with sickeningly sweet voices the pain that you have caused them, but that they have found in in their heart and through Jesus to forgive you, while acoustic Christian church music plays in the background.

Then, after about a year of this, you deserve to rot in jail for the rest of your life and be ass-fucked daily by Fringey.

My FIrst TIme
 

Shouldn't that be "Sight, please?"

TM

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

See! I KNEW it would have a religious component.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

I like Flower's better.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

You forgot the part about the strap-on.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

I think that was implied, unless Fringey was planning on fucking her with something else.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Nevermind. Nothing to see here. Besides, how could I mock my dear heart, dtb?

(I know, I know, I should stop flirting with the married people.)

I liked Flower's better, too.
 

It's implicit. Or inferred. Whichever.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

If she has already procreated, what happens to her kids after her death? Execution for them as well? Perhaps sodomized to death?

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Fringey's hung like a horse.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

I have various sizes. I used the horse-sized on one you because that's what you requested.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Well, duh! Does the Pope shit in the woods?


(Just for the record, unless the FB has been deceiving me about the various objets available out there, Fringey wouldn't HAVE to use a strap-on, would she?** I mean -- aren't there some free-floating devices that could achieve the same end -- ha! I kill me.)


See what I mean? The word "strap-on" is comic gold!

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Oscar seems to have moved on. *sigh* I do have a nice, new street, curb, sidewalk and driveway, so the relationship wasn't a total bust.

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Depends. Do you refer to diddling as "finger fucking"?

Even if he didn't kill his wife
 

Actually, I don't refer to that at all.

Is that what diddling means? Huh.

So is that what they're talking about in that nursery rhyme about the cat and the fiddle? Those pervs.