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notcasesensitive 02-28-2007 12:22 PM
Newsflash
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
From my palatial northern view, it appears to be surprisingly clear in LA today. I can see mountains upon mountains and no yellow crap smog in view at all.

I am coming around to the conclusion that a couple days of rain actually helps wash out all that shit from the atmosphere. Perhaps, Angelenos, given this nifty side benefit, we can learn to cope with the crippling terror of water falling from the skies and learn to drive our fucking cars like we didn't just get our learner's permit yesterday.

Carry on.
Last post before I leave for the jury duty D-day. I took some great LA pics last weekend right after the rain. Here's one that I particularly like. It is a clear day indeed if I can see the snow on Mount Baldy from my neighborhood.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...r/IMG_0061.jpg

Anne Elk 02-28-2007 12:24 PM
Cell Phone Advice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I cannot tell you how much I love that video. I have seen it already and I don't think even William Shatner in his heyday could top it. Caruso is taking over-acting to new heights.
2. I wonder if a David Caruso album is in the works. Shatner's Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is hysterical.

bold_n_brazen 02-28-2007 12:24 PM
Cell Phone Advice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Push buttons.
Perhaps you could call your new phone "Ganache".

patentparanyc 02-28-2007 12:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Push buttons.
Exactly. I didn't offer an opinion, since I really don't have one, other than to feel sympathy that you can't somehow retrieve your christmas tree pic. That sucks. And that comment about the chocolate phone? that was MONTHS ago.

ThurgreedMarshall 02-28-2007 12:25 PM
Cell Phone Advice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would only get a blackberry of my own if it could replace my work bberry, and to do that, I'd have to switch to Cingular, thereby losing my $100 credit toward a new device.
With this attitude, how do you expect to skip out of work unencumbered?

TM

robustpuppy 02-28-2007 12:29 PM
Cell Phone Advice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
With this attitude, how do you expect to skip out of work unencumbered?

TM
This is a good point. With a name like pearl, that blackberry must have a vibrate function. That would really make me skip. We all really should try to consolidate devices. Reducing our carbon footprints and the bulges in our pockets.

Pretty Little Flower 02-28-2007 12:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I cannot tell you how much I love that video. I have seen it already and I don't think even William Shatner in his heyday could top it. Caruso is taking over-acting to new heights.
I too love this video. In fact, as disappointed as I was by Ironweed's relentless abililty to be hopelessly out of date, my faith in humanity was somewhat restored when I learned that someone had taken the time to compile this video. Never has one man wrung so much emotion out of a pair of sunglasses as has David Caruso.

Pretty Little Flower 02-28-2007 12:38 PM
Cell Phone Advice
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is a good point. With a name like pearl, that blackberry must have a vibrate function. That would really make me skip. We all really should try to consolidate devices. Reducing our carbon footprints and the bulges in our pockets.
The only features I asked for in my phone were 1) the ability to receive incoming calls and 2) the ability to place outgoing calls. They had a nifty little number that did the trick. Cheap, too. Of course, I now carry around both a phone and a Blackberry. My carbon footprints are huge, from which you can accurately surmise that my carbon cock is too. Thus, a cell phone in my pocket is not going to appreciably affect the size of the bulge in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-28-2007 12:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is a good point. With a name like pearl, that blackberry must have a vibrate function. That would really make me skip. We all really should try to consolidate devices. Reducing our carbon footprints and the bulges in our pockets.
I wouldn't buy that from Verizon. First, it will not let you adjust the speed. and it will tell you when you can use it.

And it will also ask you every five seconds "Are you coming now?"

ltl/fb 02-28-2007 12:40 PM
Newsflash
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
From my palatial northern view, it appears to be surprisingly clear in LA today. I can see mountains upon mountains and no yellow crap smog in view at all.

I am coming around to the conclusion that a couple days of rain actually helps wash out all that shit from the atmosphere. Perhaps, Angelenos, given this nifty side benefit, we can learn to cope with the crippling terror of water falling from the skies and learn to drive our fucking cars like we didn't just get our learner's permit yesterday.

Carry on.
Water belongs on the ground, not in the sky. Like locusts.

That said, how could it have taken you this long to realize the beautiful cleansing effects of rain? Maybe we could arrange to have the air washed once a week, late at night so it won't be inconvenient? Talk to your people.

SlaveNoMore 02-28-2007 12:41 PM
Recipe
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Wednesday Morning Surprise

Ingredients:
8 pints beer
2 oz. Irish Whiskey
2 slices 99 cent pizza
8-16 oz. water

Drink 8 pints (more or less - who's counting?) over three to four hours Tuesday night. Drink 2 oz. whiskey because bartender puts it in front of you. Stagger outside, purchase and eat 2 slices of pizza from the place you never go to because it's full of crackheads and six month old grease stains.

Allow mixture to marinate for 4 to 5 hours as you sleep on the couch. Drink one or two glasses of water during marination, when the cottonmouth gets so painful that it wakes you up and sends you stumbling into the kitchen with a burning, hellish thirst.

Serves one moron.
All it takes these days to send you on a bender is a PB smackdown with a few extra exclaimation points?

Ironweak indeed.

greatwhitenorthchick 02-28-2007 12:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I love that video so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
I totally wish I were that video now.

(minus the actually being pregnant part)

ltl/fb 02-28-2007 12:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I totally wish I were that video now.

(minus the actually being pregnant part)
mmmmmm, sex.

Flinty_McFlint 02-28-2007 12:55 PM
FYI
 
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Originally posted by LessinSF
As if anyone cares:

NFH - ignore
PPYNC - ignore
Fringey - ignore
Penske - ignore
GWNC - not ignore

I find as a general rule that the higher the post count, the more likely my cost/benefit analysisof reading their posts trends toward high cost, low benefit. Not an exact rule, but the t-squared coefficent is high.

LessinPuntaArenas (Penguins!)
You like me! You really like me!

Pretty Little Flower 02-28-2007 12:56 PM
FYI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You like me! You really like me!
He has had you on ignore for so long, he forgot you even exist.


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