Atrocities Against Style
 

Liver-colored Birkenstock suede sandals with white calf-high athletic socks. God!

And while we're at it, a tatty Stop-n-Shop bag with a wallet and a hairbrush in it does NOT constitute a handbag.

Um, hello?
 

I actually celebrate both, and am only at work today so I can't be at home demolishing both the rest of the matzoh and the stash of Marshmallow Peeps.

p(heathen who likes to celebrate everything)j

Tyrone
 

Dude, I am loving the avatar. Super cute. The way it just keeps running and running! It's like, yo little dinosaur dude, you keep running, but you're getting nowhere! ;)

Great location, too. Under the earth's sun! Dude, me too! Ha! Does that still apply when it is night? I gues you are still "under" the sun in a way, depending on how you define "under." Whoa! Trippy! BTW, keep up the good work on the politics board. I cannot wait to scroll over there and check out the latest TS/JFF debate. Merciless! :D

Tommy Lee Cleared I thought for sure he would get hit with a judgment, but what do I know?

For the poll, my legal assistant is wearing this low-cut hootchie top and her boobs are damn near falling out (it's jeans day, so jeans as well). I am wearing baggy khakis, a not-ratty-T-shirt and a man's button-down over it...not tucked in. I may be the biggest fashion faux pas here, but I'm comfy and don't give a shit....especially since these clothes are better for kneeling in front of the toilet than my usual garb - same goes for the pony-tail.

I should add that no clients can be found within miles of the office today and the rest of the office has gone out for seafood except me, since I can't stomach the thought, so I am answering the phones. I have had two clients call in who didn't recognize my "secretary voice" so I took a message for myself and told them "she" will call back on Monday. ;)

-T(can I go home now?)L :rolleyes:

Edited for spelling

Um, hello?
 

Timmy can't bitchslap, can he? I ask because your post contains a glaring subject-verb disagreement, Gatti. Convergence is singular; the verb should be has.

r(admittedly lame, but it is a holy day, and i think gatti's kind of cute)p

The Bachelor
 

Did anyone watch it this week? Anything interesting to report? I saw that the little girl who drank a lot got booted. And that the heinous Jersey chick is still on (Ifigured as much anyway since the season previews showed him macking down with her).

n(jealous of those who get day off/short day, as I am playing catch up for all the stuff that I put off while travelling)cs

PLF
 

That's so nice -- thanks.

Hey, Thurgreed's mother called -- she wants her sweet demeanor back.

Um, hello?
 

Funny, now that the "street meaning" of the word "peeps" has permeated our popular culture, those little marshmallow creatures have taken on a whole new aura for me.

rp

Edited to say: Listen to me with my "street meaning." I am so whatever-the-kids-are-saying-to-mean-not-hip-these -days. I am thisclose to chasing kids out of my yard in a housecoat.

Howling at the moon.
 

I guess proving my true heathen/lapsed-Catholic status, I was wondering why Muni was relatively empty this morning. Completely forgot about the holidays.

C(might go home early and dye some eggs or something... get in the true spirit)deuced

Um, hello?
 

Clothes are pretty normal, but what's the deal with all the fucking kids here today?

No school? Fine. Get a job you little slacker!

a[oh, and don't give me any of that 'but i'm only three' crap]V

Um, hello?
 

So just because Sidd's momma called me to say she was on her hands and knees gobbling up my peeps, I don't have to worry about my candy being missing? Good, because I like those little marhmallow chicks.

Um, hello?
 

Heh. Incidentally, this is the 50th anniversary of the Marshmallow Peep. There's a Peep Bus touring the country in celebration.

This is what I learned from the Internet this week.

Talking Dolls
 

I recall it being "Math is hard, let's go shopping."

Question: Would you go to see a concert titled "McSweeney vs. They Might Be Giants?" Oh yeah, Foo Fighters + Transplants + good seats = good times. Hearing Everlong, Learn to Fly, This is a Call, My Hero, Breakout, All My Life and others performed live last night made me want to call up everyone who claimed that nothing from the contemporary rock era will stand the test of time and let them hear what I was hearing.

str(ugh)8

Um, hello?
 

Friends, testicles, and marshmallow treats: no matter the meaning, peeps = tasty snacks for everyone!

Type "peeps" into google and see what you get:

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/
http://www.peepresearch.org/
http://www.geekbabe.com/peeps/

Spree: all of the above-listed sites are about innocent marshmallows.

I cannot say the same for this one and dare not check it out from work. The google page listed no summary description:

www.peeps.com/britney/

One more illusion shattered
 

Try as I might, I cannot picture Felicity Huffman in a housecoat.

Let me call Sabrina Lloyd to come do this for you.