LawTalkers - Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have never heard of Caprice.

I think the paigow/bl conversation should continue. It's way more interesting than baseball.

So this makes 3 for "this is better than baseball."

Shape Shifter

10-03-2005 04:29 PM

Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Yes, let's talk some more about baseball, please! Or maybe you can repost some more articles from The Onion! I don't know what I would do if you weren't around to repost shit from free websites for us. One week you actually forgot to repost Dan Savage's column (you must have been on your deathbed!) and I had to go to my browser and type in "TheOnion" all by myself and then I had to click on two more additional links before I finally found my way to his column. It was exhausting!

I'm the one who usually posts Savage Love, which I think is how I became associated with ball popping.

Lowest price showing for this CD is $199. Seriously.

http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/shopping/14..._____DSzCUDy2_

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-03-2005 04:32 PM

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Go back to watching reality TV, you old, worn-out bag. It's too late to do anything about your fat ass anyway.

robustpuppy

10-03-2005 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't recognize her name, and I know who Twiggy is. I mean, her name sounded vaguely familiar, but I think I was thinking Angie Dickinson.

Me too. I originally thought she was a chick on the Price is Right.

barely_legal

10-03-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Go back to watching reality TV, you old, worn-out bag. It's too late to do anything about your fat ass anyway.

Maybe I should start running marathons so I can tell everyone on the board about my bleeding nipples! Then everyone can infer that I'm totally hot and fit. I run marathons! You must want me!

I believe I'm the same age as Sequels. I hope she's holding up better than I am or you are going to get to know your right hand a whole lot better in the upcoming years.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-03-2005 04:35 PM

Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Maybe I should start running marathons so I can tell everyone on the board about my bleeding nipples! Then everyone can infer that I'm totally hot and fit. I run marathons! You must want me!

I believe I'm the same age as Sequels. I hope she's holding up better than I am or you are going to get to know your right hand a whole lot better in the upcoming years.

(1) I look fucking great

(2) Sequels is hot

robustpuppy

10-03-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wrong. Here she is in 1965.

http://www.lizsheridan.com/pics/liz07.jpg

she was as ugly, just younger. So anyway, it turns out James Dean was very deep, and went beyond the surface.

http://www.lizsheridan.com/

I think I see an Adam's apple (or is that a goiter?) and chest hair.

SlaveNoMore

10-03-2005 04:36 PM

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Hank Chinaski
Liz Sheridan?

http://www.lizsheridan.com/pics/liz16.jpg

So the NYT tells me that Seinfeld's mom was the great love of James Dean's life. And my first thought is that the 45-50 years since when they were together, and when I first saw her as Jerry's mom, must have been tough years. James Dean had to be dating way high end hipster chicks right?

Wrong. Here she is in 1965.

http://www.lizsheridan.com/pics/liz07.jpg

she was as ugly, just younger. So anyway, it turns out James Dean was very deep, and went beyond the surface.

http://www.lizsheridan.com/

And it wasn't a Barbra Striesand thing becasue he was dating Liz in 50-53.

I thought it was common knowledge that James Dean was gayer than Harvey Fierstein

barely_legal

10-03-2005 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) I look fucking great

(2) Sequels is hot

Yeah. You're Justin Timberlake and she's Cameron Diaz. On the internet. Cry me a river, indeed.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-03-2005 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Yeah. You're Justin Timberlake and she's Cameron Diaz. On the internet. Cry me a river, indeed.

I dress better than Justin.

robustpuppy

10-03-2005 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Yeah. You're Justin Timberlake and she's Cameron Diaz. On the internet. Cry me a river, indeed.

Cameron Diaz looks like shit in the (ceaseless) trailers for that (apparently ridiculously schmaltzy*) movie that she is in with Toni Collette. I know that in real life she has bad skin, but I can't help but think they're making her look extra shitty b/c Toni Collette is dumpy even when she's all scrubbed up.

*You know it's a bad sign when the trailer says, "from the people who brought you Terms of Endearment ..."

Hank Chinaski

10-03-2005 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I thought it was common knowledge that James Dean was gayer than Harvey Fierstein

There's a difference between "common knowledge" and what you can pick reading Shifter's subscription to the Advocate.

barely_legal

10-03-2005 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I dress better than Justin.

But I bet a nice crochet hat would keep your head warm on those long runs.