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Shape Shifter 10-03-2005 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're right. Which means that Slave may be right also.
Huh. I guess he really did borrow it just to read the articles.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-03-2005 04:49 PM
Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
But I bet a nice crochet hat would keep your head warm on those long runs.
I don't get cold.

I don't get tired. I don't get sick. I have never fucked a fat chick. I went to Yale. Law Review. My mother is a Kennedy. I am tall, hot and fit w/a 12-inch cock.

spookyfish 10-03-2005 04:49 PM
OK, I thought I understood this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
a) There was nothing on my end to be wrong about. You were incapable of answering a question in its entirety bc you only knoew part of the answer. I never stated a POV or answer, thus, I could not be wrong anything. You get dumber by the post, Case Western.

2) This is Thurgreed's schtick. Get your own.
a) You are a nitwit. You are also probably the only native-English-speaker who requires her own translator. You stated a question, which I answered. Yes, the Yankees clinched on Saturday -- told you why, too. No, the Red Sox winning yesterday would not result in a "playoff" between those two teams. But whatever, I'm done with this.

2) You are not among the people in my life who has any right to even try to tell me what to do, so you can basically kiss my ass.

Replaced_Texan 10-03-2005 04:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Cameron Diaz looks like shit in the (ceaseless) trailers for that (apparently ridiculously schmaltzy*) movie that she is in with Toni Collette. I know that in real life she has bad skin, but I can't help but think they're making her look extra shitty b/c Toni Collette is dumpy even when she's all scrubbed up.

*You know it's a bad sign when the trailer says, "from the people who brought you Terms of Endearment ..."
I liked the book.

barely_legal 10-03-2005 04:55 PM
Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't get cold.

I don't get tired. I don't get sick. I have never fucked a fat chick. I went to Yale. Law Review. My mother is a Kennedy. I am tall, hot and fit w/a 12-inch cock.
If you were all that, you would be engaged to Angelina Jolie. On the internet.

Shape Shifter 10-03-2005 04:55 PM
OK, I thought I understood this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
a) You are a nitwit. You are also probably the native-English-speaker who requires her own translator. You stated a question, which I answered. Yes, the Yankees clinched on Saturday -- told you why, too. No, the Red Sox winning yesterday would not result in a "playoff" between those two teams. But whatever, I'm done with this.

2) You are not among the people in my life who has any right to even try to tell me what to do, so you can basically kiss my ass.
Dude, barely's got her hands full* with Coltrane. No piling on.**



*npi

**npi

barely_legal 10-03-2005 04:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dude, barely's got her hands full* with Coltrane. No piling on.**



*npi

**npi
My hands are empty now that your mouth is full.

Shape Shifter 10-03-2005 04:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
If you were all that, you would be engaged to Angelina Jolie. On the internet.
You don't need Yale Law for that. Just University of Missouri undergrad. You don't even need to graduate.

Shape Shifter 10-03-2005 05:01 PM
OK, I thought I understood this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
My hands are empty now that your mouth is full.
Just my luck. I stumble in the middle of something where the harshest flames previously had been about bloody nipples and crochet hats and I end up with Coltrane's 12" cock in my mouth. Ouch.

eta: Coltrane, can you repost the link to "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Trying to Suck My Cock?" from the onion?

paigowprincess 10-03-2005 05:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Go back to watching reality TV, you old, worn-out bag. It's too late to do anything about your fat ass anyway.
Oh, and your bone structure isn't all that.

BTW, I think barely and sequels might be born in the same year. FWIW

ThurgreedMarshall 10-03-2005 05:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
I believe I'm the same age as Sequels. I hope she's holding up better than I am or you are going to get to know your right hand a whole lot better in the upcoming years.
Oooooooooooooh. Total burn! On whom, I'm not really sure. But that's like a third degree burn, baby! Burn!

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-03-2005 05:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
*You know it's a bad sign when the trailer says, "from the people who brought you Terms of Endearment ..."
Why was that little boy so mean to his mom? She was dying for chrissakes! I can't watch that scene, man.

T(sensitive)M

paigowprincess 10-03-2005 05:07 PM
OK, I thought I understood this
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
a) You are a nitwit. You are also probably the only native-English-speaker who requires her own translator. You stated a question, which I answered. Yes, the Yankees clinched on Saturday -- told you why, too. No, the Red Sox winning yesterday would not result in a "playoff" between those two teams. But whatever, I'm done with this.

2) You are not among the people in my life who has any right to even try to tell me what to do, so you can basically kiss my ass.
Let's take a poll. Vote "a" if you think spooky is dumber than I and vote "b" if you think I am dumber than Spooky.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-03-2005 05:08 PM
Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't get cold.

I don't get tired. I don't get sick. I have never fucked a fat chick. I went to Yale. Law Review. My mother is a Kennedy. I am tall, hot and fit w/a 12-inch cock.
Do you mind if I ask who fitted you with a 12-inch cock?

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-03-2005 05:08 PM
Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh, and your bone structure isn't all that.

BTW, I think barely and sequels might be born in the same year. FWIW
Sequels is a 21-year old supermodel with giant tits and a tiny waist. She just recently inherited $100 million. She orgasms from giving oral sex and her favorite hobbies are cooking and cleaning. She does, however, think my cock is too big.


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