Leave of Absence
 

I was going to respond to this post to go for number two, but you've made it impossible.

Reggie Bush Bowl
 

So did Charlie Ward, for that matter

Reggie Bush Bowl
 

He was not Heisman calibre.

Reggie Bush Bowl
 

No kidding--NFL rule kind of screwed him, although he brought most of it on himself. Well, maybe all of it. Would have thought he could have made the money he earned at OSU last a bit longer.

At least Mike Williams didn't get completely screwed in the end, other than for the fact he got drafted by the Lions, a WR black hole.

Reggie Bush Bowl
 

Yes. Last time I checked, only Detmer ever played for the boys in green. (sigh)

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 

http://www.babycenter.com/general/ba...20060102:0:0:0

Top 100 baby names for 2005. I am happy to report the Brazenette's first and middle names are absent from the list.

As are my first and middle names, for the record.

eta: oh my stars... Trinity, Destiny and Brooklyn all make the list. We are birthing a generation of strippers.

spray tan antics
 

You should post more often.

Than Fringey.

Celebrity math.
 

http://www.handbag.com/graphics/library4/gwenlips.jpg-http://www.tymelyne.com/Images/Celeb...llwilliams.jpg+http://img.pathfinder.gr/CMAN/i/90/0/78-5.jpg=
http://www.grammy.com/images/features/cyndi_lauper.jpg

spray tan antics
 

I hate your avatar. It truly sucks.

spray tan antics
 

You should post less often.

Period.

plus the beer is higher alcohol content.....
 

I love Canada. RT, a similar program of managing his drinks could really get Penske back to where we could let him post again...just a thought.

http://www.cbc.ca/ottawa/story/ot-shelters20060103.html

• Ottawa program offers drinks to homeless alcoholics
  
  
  Shelters across the country are taking a closer look at an Ottawa shelter that gives drinks to homeless alcoholics after a study suggested the program is having a positive impact.
  
  Dr. Tiina Podymow envisioned the program after volunteering with chronic alcoholics, including some who drank upwards of 40 drinks per day of alcohol and liquids such as mouthwash.
  
  Participants in the Managed Alcohol Project were given permanent beds in a shelter and, from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m, allowed to have one drink of homemade wine or beer per hour, carefully measured out at a dispensary counter.
  
  A study published in this week's edition of the Canadian Medical Association Journal is raising interest in the program. Completed by the shelter's medical director, Dr. Jeff Turnbull, the study examined the program's impact on 17 residents. Most had been alcoholics for 35 years before starting the program.
  
  Turnbull's study found:
  
  Participants who typically had 46 drinks a day before the program dropped to about eight drinks a day during the program.
  
  
  The number of visits to the emergency room fell by 36 per cent.
  
  
  The number of encounters with police was essentially halved.

And I bet the number of later night hillary photoshops might drop.

Reggie Bush Bowl
 

He'd have been another Lawrence Phillips.

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 

The next generation of strippers will likely go by names such as Jane, Mary and Elizabeth.

ETA: My older boy's middle name makes the list, as do both the first and middle names of my younger boy. If my next one is a boy, his name is on the list too!!! I'm so common. If the next one is a girl, however, she's not making the list.

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 

Don't let the boldfaced girls get near any type of pole. Paigow's prole/bourgeois/nouveau riche names are italicized.

Girl Names

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1 Emma
2 Emily
3 Madison
4 Kaitlyn
5 Sophia
6 Isabella
7 Olivia
8 Hannah
9 Makayla (never heard of this name)
10 Ava
11 Abigail
12 Sarah
13 Hailey
14 Kaylee
15 Madeline
16 Ella
17 Grace
18 Mia
19 Riley
20 Samantha
21 Sydney
22 Lauren
23 Mackenzie (the worst)
24 Chloe (second worst)
25 Alyssa
26 Lily
27 Alexis
28 Natalie
29 Taylor
30 Anna (must be pronounced with a short "a")
31 Brianna (insta-stripper or porn star)
32 Zoe (third worst)
33 Kylie
34 Ashley
35 Elizabeth
36 Megan
37 Allison
38 Kayla
39 Katherine
40 Kyra
41 Isabelle
42 Morgan
43 Savannah (wow, really?)
44 Jasmine (miles and miles of dick before she's 18)
45 Arianna
46 Avery
47 Julia
48 Rachel
49 Maya
50 Jordan
51 Brooke
52 Paige
53 Victoria
54 Peyton
55 Katie
56 Abby
57 Gabriella
58 Alexandra
59 Leah
60 Jessica
61 Rebecca
62 Brooklyn (stripping before she's ten)
63 Gabrielle
64 Audrey
65 Amelia
66 Jenna
67 Reagan
68 Sophie
69 Trinity
70 Sierra
71 Cadence
72 Lillian
73 Ashlyn
74 Bailey
75 Gracie
76 Faith
77 Kendall
78 Kate
79 Molly
80 Claire
81 Kennedy
82 Caroline
83 Addison (Cubs fans?)
84 Marissa
85 Alana
86 Destiny (born with glitter)
87 Jada
88 Amanda
89 Alexa
90 Erin
91 Layla (more of a slut)
92 Gianna
93 Ellie
94 Camryn
95 Nicole
96 Angelina
97 Charlotte
98 Aaliyah
99 Mckenna
100 Lucy

Where is La Paigow when you need her?
 

The reason you've never heard of number 9 is that it is a misspelling of Michaela (a female form of Michael). I have a friend (called Greta -- good name), who has an older sister who is in her 50's (i.e., before it was uber-popular) called Micaela.

The italicized names are a riot, and the bold ones are unbelieveable. Who would ever name someone one of those things?