Paige versus Alex
 

Timmor/Timmee? :P

Cake or Death . . . On Tour
 

Very excited... got tix for NY show. Thanks for the news, e/o!

n(dillybert finkelstump)cs

Paige versus Alex
 

If you're talking about a show in which men compete to fuck an eligible man in the ass, Bravo is already way ahead of you.

If you're talking about a show in which men of indeterminate orientation compete to fuck each other because an ass is an ass is an ass, Andy Dick's agent will be calling you shortly to make a proposal. Warning: he wants the Executive Producer credit.

Paige versus Alex
 

Could be either. I am simply offering that the ass-fuckee need not be female. Any man claiming hetero who wants to fuck in the ass is, in my opinion, of questionable sexual orientation and should admit that fucking ass is fucking ass and that it would not matter if the ass were attached to a set of balls by a taint. NTTAWTT

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

According to one of my friends who attends the big sex toy convention in Vegas along with one of his friends who owns an adult shop (because, really, why wouldn't you go) . . .

The best selling toys are strap-ons used by hetero couples.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

So you are saying that the male wants to play bottom? I mean, he wouldn't need a strap-on to fuck her in the ass. I think your friend is leaping with the "hetero couples" thing -- she may be hetero, but the dude wanting to be ass-fucked has either bi or gay tendencies. NTTAWTT.

Listen, I ain't judging. It isn't my place to judge. It is simply my opinion that men into ass-fucking, whether giving or receiving, aren't being true to themselves or their partners if they claim totally hetero.

The NHL version of "Joltin Joe has left, and gone away."
 

For me, it was seeing him in the 1993 Finals against the Gretzkies, uh, Kings (which is when I rediscovered the game -- what a series!). He made an amazing stop on a breakaway, and held the puck for a whistle. When they showed the replay, you could see him wink at the King, and hold his glove with the puck up for the guy to see it. Beautiful. There are lots of great goalies in the NHL now, but I can't think of one with his mojo.

And to Anne Elk (I think) re the hateful Scott Stevens, I like seeing the geezers play, too. Ken Danyko, Adam Oates, and Steve Thomas are all older players, and all in the finals. And none of them are as annoying as Stevens.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

Not that I have any particular comment on the substance of your post, E/O, just the new subject line.

Paige v. Alex and Sex Toys?

Could be interesting.

cool
 

Yeah. Too bad you can't be different, like all your friends.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

Disagree. Completely. I could be stepping into a quagmire here, but... Sexual sensation aside, most people (I believe) base their sexual preferences on who they are attracted to. A man who is attracted to women and who has no interest in banging guys (they're too hairy, or not soft enough, or too masculine, whatever), still might like the sensation of fucking a girl from behind or having a girl do certain things to him from behind. The great thing about sex is that people can experiment within the confines of a relationship with what feels good without putting some (probably unwarranted) label on it.

n(I feel like Dr. Ruth)cs

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

The friend I discussed this with is a man, baby, and he was fascinated/horrified by the strap-on uptick.

I am not surprised that some straight men would be interested in experimenting with anal sex. It's just another erogenous zone, and if women enjoy it, why shouldn't they?

That said, my friends seem to freak out at the concept. Guess it's the pitcher/catcher thing.

Even(the OM was horrified by the story)Odds

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

I sort-of see your point re receiving, but giving? I've always heard that the thrill is that the feeling is "tighter." Like a virgin and all that. Not like "I wish this were a dude who didn't have a vag."

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

So, uh, hypothetically speaking, buying a trapeeze would mean that my um friend's spouse wants to run away to join the circus?

Not (note to self: be very suspicious of those clowns that suddenly leave when I come home from work....) Bob

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

Especially if there's about 20 of them jamming themselves into that little car parked in the alley behind your house.

The NHL version of "Joltin Joe has left, and gone away."
 

Hopefully Danyko will play on Thursday. I need to watch hockey with people who know hockey. Go Geezers!

Things that I learned on the Internet today:

Bull in China Shop

Retarded Animal Babies (spree: animated flash movie that is NOT ok for work)

Totally different Reality TV topic
 

I have a new favorite show. "Kindergarten" on HBO-Family. It looks as though a documentary crew taped a Kindergarten class every day (or at least several times per week) for a semester or a year. The class is in Nyack (suburbs of NYC, for all you non-tri-staters), and is very multi-cultural. The teacher Miss Johnson is freakin awesome. There are a great many incredibly cute kids, including a little latino boy who appears to have ADD. It's unbelievable to watch these kids and KNOW what they're going to be like 5, 10, 20 years later.

Two favorite quotes from recent episodes:
"Christians believe in Santa Claus, and the Jews don't, and the Jews are probably right about this one, actually." Jonas (very dorky jewish kid doomed to a life of misery in Junior high and high school, before going off to an ivy league school).

"One year you're 5, and the next year you're 5 and a half, and the next year you're 6, and the next year you're 6 and a half." Anna Belle (cutest kid of all time).

Don't fence me in
 

NCS: "The great thing about sex is that people can experiment within the confines of a relationship with [blah, blah, blah]."

Fucking conformist.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

But with no muscles to "give" isn't the recipient just asking for trouble? Just do those little exercises that your mother told you about and you can remain tight in the other orifice.

I had this bf once that would sometimes ask me to, um, stimulate his bummy. I said no, not into that. He finally asked if he could entertain my bummy and I kicked him to the curb -- after 2 years a guy should know what a girl is willing to accept. My hubby is horrified at the thought of someone touching his bummy and equally disgusted by the prospect of bummy-fucking me or anyone else (one of those "would you ever?" conversations).

Mayhap you are right that if a woman wants to be bummied her lover isn't necessarily gay for going along with it, but him asking to be bummied is just too much for me, especially when he is the type who "hates faggots." Maybe I just have trouble getting past the idea that you oughta be excited enough by the partner you have chosen to not have to spice it up with tools, toys, bummy-fucking, etc.

If you want to spice it up, just watch hockey or baseball and fuck (the old-fashioned way) everytime your team scores --- of course, this sucks when your team is in the basement.

The NHL version of "Joltin Joe has left, and gone away."
 

Stevens is annoying. And he kayaks, and we all know what that means.

Speaking of Roy, I liked the way the Sportscenter guy pronounced SASK-at-chew-an today. Made me wish Roy's son was going to Iqaluit to play. Or maybe Chicoutimi.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

Two questions for you?

1) Is your husband your second or third cousin?

2) Do you have more than 11 teeth?

not7y(always feel like I'm reading a post from "Cotton Eyed Joe")S

Another Jackass Stunt
 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/28/ja....ap/index.html

(moron throws boiling water on friend, predictably causes burns)

Am I the only one who was genuinely too afraid to even eat Pop-Rocks with a mouthful of Coke? What the hell is wrong with today's whippersnappers?

The NHL version of "Joltin Joe has left, and gone away."
 

Down here in the southlands they don't even try to pronounce the cities in Canada that are home to many of our players. Sheesh, anyone who has seen a few episodes of DeGrassi should be able to feel their way through the pronunciations.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

Then just watch basketball instead.

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

1) Oddly enough, my homestate of New York allows marriages between cousins but I was not in any way related to my husband before I married him.

2) Yes, and they are all mine. I also have had only two cavities in my life and never had to wear braces.

Not sure who or what Cotton Eyed Joe is -- care to elaborate?
Edited because I Googled Cotton Eyed Joe and am confused why you would think that you are reading a post from either (a) the #1 country dance club in America which is apparently located in Knoxville, or (b) a dance, apparently country-western, or (c) the name of a song the lyrics of which I so do not understand ("worked a man called Cotton Eyed Joe" but then had a fiddle that "wouldn't play nothin' but Cotton Eyed Joe" - so is it a dude or a song?)

Don't fence me in
 

I am much less of a Fucking conformist than Thrashers Fan is. Comparitively, I am a Fucking non-conformist.

n(if it feels good...)cs

Things I Learned On The Internet Today
 

Add to that list a website dedicated to the "x10" camera girls

Don't fence me in
 

OMG, are you telling everybody that you've, um, you know, well, um, you know, had sex in the bathroom?

Don't in me fence
 

And, praytell, did you or our SO have the "toilet seat" up?

Don't fence me in
 

Why am I a conformist (NTTAWWT)? I didn't say that people shouldn't engage in sex acts, I just said that desiring to engage in certain ones may point to underlying tendencies and that people should freely admit to themselves and their lovers who or what they are. I don't feel a need to "get funky" in order to have a good sexual experience but I certainly don't think that other consenting adults should be prohibited. I do, however, think that people should consider the "why" behind things they do (sexual or otherwise). It is possible that you could discover that another lover can "do it" for you without toys or a finger up the ass and maybe you would prefer that. Shit, this wasn't meant to be a day-long fucking conversation.

Of course, your "if it feels good" argument should NEVER be taken to the point of hurting others unless they want to be hurt.

Don't fence me in
 

I've had sex in most rooms. And outside too. Hasn't everyone? I certainly have sex more often than just when my team is playing....

Don't fence me in
 

forget it. joke. missed. nothing to see here. move along.

Don't fence me in
 

In light of this series of posts, you might want to clarify what you mean by "your team". :P

Sex Toys (Was Paige vs. Alex)
 

Now I can't get the tune out of my head.

-T(Bullshit!)L

Don't fence me in
 

Without pre-season, playoffs or finals there are 162 baseball games and 82 hockey games. That is 244 possible days to engage in sex (give or take for overlap). Throw in pre-season, playoffs and all-star games and we are up around 300. Factor in the whole "have sex EVERY time they score" and it adds up. Besides, I never said that I limited sex to sporting events, just that it could be fun sometimes.


I bow down to you if you are having sex multiple times every day, 365 days per year. I simply don't have the energy.:bow:

Don't fence me in
 

edited to delete double post. Look, now you got me having pre-mature multiple postings.

Don't fence me in
 

I liked your first response better . . .

Don't fence me in
 

So is what your saying is that the defining characteristic of being homosexual (male) is that you desire anal sex?

Methinks you have the causality reversed--if you're gay, you play with the tools god gave you and your partner. Same if you're straight.

Unless you use sex toys.

Don't fence me in
 

It was the same post, silly. I double-posted.:D

Don't fence me in
 

That's very big of you.

Maybe it's just me, but an essential element of a succesesful relationship is creativity and experimentation. In and out of the bedrooom.

E/O