| taxwonk |
04-19-2012 02:55 PM |
Re: It was the wrong thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
(Post 467999)
Career path:
- Public interest attorney, 1997-2010.
- Marry then state Attorney General, 2003.
- Get appointed to state community colleges Board of Governors, 2010.
- Get elected to Alameda County Board of Supervisors, 2010.
- Be absent from 20% of five-member Board of Supervisors meetings, November 2011 to present.
- Separate from husband (now state Treasurer); reunite.
- Call police from hotel room, claiming former boyfriend (from before your 2003 marriage) has lured you there and assaulted you, February 2012.
- Issue standard "I have not been spared from the scourge of addiction that affects so many of us" press release; check into rehab for chemical dependency, February 2012.
- Send press bizarre e-mail blaming husband (still Treasurer) for hooking you on drugs. End with "I simply can't bear this any longer. Goodbye to everyone." Cause recipient of e-mail to call police and paramedics to your house. Admit writing "part" of the e-mail, but deny sending it, or including the parts about your husband. Claim ex-boyfriend must have added those parts and sent it, even though the e-mail also calls for the ex-boyfriend to be jailed.
- ???
- Profit!
SF Gate
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Ah, you youngsters...
Political flameout speeches are so 1962.
Tax ("You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more!") wonk
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