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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-30-2004 02:44 PM
An endless aching need
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
or curled up under their desks thinking of abused children (I skip that track)
Just change the words when you sing along:


They bill in the dark, so you can’t see their tears
They slave through the night, so you can’t see their fears
Forgive and forget, long as they pay
Cash and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a big firm GA

Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh

It’s all so confusing, this brutal abusing
They say your work’s trash, and then give you more cash
You’re partner’s good girl, don’t tell HR a thing
Be a good boy and you can buy a new toy
Tell your wife that she’ll see you next spring

Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh

Oh, hell is for GAs!

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 09-30-2004 03:05 PM
We have a mission .... to convert the Jeewwwwwws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I concur with the dissent. The Spanish Inquisition dance number alone should put it on the list.
I write separately to express my bewilderment at the exclusion of "The Producers" from the list...

Dancing Nazi's -- now that's funny!!

Anne Elk 09-30-2004 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of watching hockey in Montreal, does anyone know how long it takes to drive across the border? I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve. If your answer is based on Not Bob's dreams, please make that clear so I can plan accordingly.
Which border, which crossing and how much contraband will you have?

Hank Chinaski 09-30-2004 03:10 PM
We have a mission .... to convert the Jeewwwwwws
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I write separately to express my bewilderment at the exclusion of "The Producers" from the list...

Dancing Nazi's -- now that's funny!!
The Twelve Chairs was pretty good also.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-30-2004 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of watching hockey in Montreal, does anyone know how long it takes to drive across the border? I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve. If your answer is based on Not Bob's dreams, please make that clear so I can plan accordingly.
Which border?

If it's the Canadian one, it depends on where you are crossing, and, to some extent, your swarthiness.

SlaveNoMore 09-30-2004 03:23 PM
Quote:
Tyrone Slothrop
.... I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve....
Calling John Ashcroft!!!!!

Sparklehorse 09-30-2004 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of watching hockey in Montreal, does anyone know how long it takes to drive across the border? I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve. If your answer is based on Not Bob's dreams, please make that clear so I can plan accordingly.
As others have said, it probably matters which border but assuming you mean one of the New England borders, I've found it takes about 5-10 minutes crossing into Canada and more like 10-20 to cross into the U.S. The Americans are definitely more vigilant but overall it's not hugely different from pre-9/11 in my experience. It's worth it to bring your passport for expediency.

dtb 09-30-2004 03:32 PM
To Our Newest Member
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Shouldn't that be monkey-fucking? dtb?
If used as an adjective, yes. If a verb, no.

dtb 09-30-2004 03:32 PM
To Our Newest Member
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If the scribe is a monkey, would it not fuck other monkeys? dtb?
I'm tapped out, man. I don't know.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-30-2004 03:32 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
As others have said, it probably matters which border but assuming you mean one of the New England borders, I've found it takes about 5-10 minutes crossing into Canada and more like 10-20 to cross into the U.S. The Americans are definitely more vigilant but overall it's not hugely different from pre-9/11 in my experience. It's worth it to bring your passport for expediency.
I found this to be exactly opposite in Windsor/Detroit. The Canadians ask you all kinds of questions while you can basically drive right through to the US.

taxwonk 09-30-2004 03:35 PM
At least it wasn't a horse's ass
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think wanker would fuck that ass.
Why? I wouldn't fuck yours.

Not Bob 09-30-2004 03:42 PM
An endless aching need
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Just change the words when you sing along:

Because hell
Hell is for GAs
Bravo, Ollie, bravo.

Hank Chinaski 09-30-2004 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I found this to be exactly opposite in Windsor/Detroit. The Canadians ask you all kinds of questions while you can basically drive right through to the US.
The Canadians know you're in a hurry getting to Cheetah's and are just fucking with you by holding you up. Next time hold 5 bucks US out the window as you roll up to the booth.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-30-2004 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Canadians know you're in a hurry getting to Cheetah's and are just fucking with you by holding you up. Next time hold 5 bucks US out the window as you roll up to the booth.
That's a waste of a lap dance from Shelly of the Ukraine!

Shape Shifter 09-30-2004 04:08 PM
An endless aching need
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Just change the words when you sing along:


They bill in the dark, so you can’t see their tears
They slave through the night, so you can’t see their fears
Forgive and forget, long as they pay
Cash and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a big firm GA

Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh

It’s all so confusing, this brutal abusing
They say your work’s trash, and then give you more cash
You’re partner’s good girl, don’t tell HR a thing
Be a good boy and you can buy a new toy
Tell your wife that she’ll see you next spring

Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh

Oh, hell is for GAs!
Nice work, but others have done far better with Benatar.

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