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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yeah, I've heard that before. From you even.

Seems somehow appropriate for the "Just Celebrating My Divorce" tattoo.

How about a "just celebrating my divorce" blow job?

bold_n_brazen

06-22-2005 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How about a "just celebrating my divorce" blow job?

It's part of my nefarious plan.

Flinty_McFlint

06-22-2005 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am neither Britney nor Kaitlyn. But I want another one, and that's where I want it. And if I've learned one thing about tattoos, it's this: You gotta be sure what you want and you gotta be sure where you want it. Okay, that's two things. But you get the idea.

Good idea. I like having something to read in between sips of my beer, during Sportcenter commercials.

Iron Steve

06-22-2005 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Which I would promptly trade in... on another SUV, of course. But a Porsche SUV? That's just stupid.

Why?

bold_n_brazen

06-22-2005 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Iron Steve
Why?

Why what?

Iron Steve

06-22-2005 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why what?

But a Porsche SUV? That's just stupid.

Replaced_Texan

06-22-2005 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A cousin of mine was considering getting a tattoo around her belly button. She consulted a tattoo artist about what might happen to said tattoo if she were to get pregnant. He said, "You know how, when you get a Mickey Mouse balloon, and it looks like Mickey Mouse before you blow it up, and it looks like Mickey Mouse when it's all blown up, but sometimes it doesn't look like Mickey Mouse anymore once you let the air out?"

She got the belly button tattoo anyway. And has since been pregnant. I haven't seen her in a while. I need to remember to ask what happened to that tattoo.

That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back.

Friend of mine has had two kids after a belly button tattoo. No ill effects as far as I could tell at the half-shirt party.

My next tattoo will likely be on my right hip.

Replaced_Texan

06-22-2005 08:43 PM

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2. I think I waited six years to be absolutely sure about it, and Coltrane's derision notwithstanding, I have no regrets about the tattoo or its placement.

bold_n_brazen

06-22-2005 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Iron Steve
But a Porsche SUV? That's just stupid.

As far as I am can tell, in my vast experience, Porsches are driven by men with little penises who are over-compensating. SUVs are driven by moms.

If all Porsches are driven by over-compensating, little-dicked men, and all SUVs are driven by moms, then no Porsche should be an SUV.

Fuck. It's like a bad LSAT question. I need a drink.

Flinty_McFlint

06-22-2005 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. I think I waited six years to be absolutely sure about it, and Coltrane's derision notwithstanding, I have no regrets about the tattoo or its placement.

That's nice dear, but can you keep it down? Sportscenter is back on.

Iron Steve

06-22-2005 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
As far as I am can tell, in my vast experience, Porsches are driven by men with little penises who are over-compensating. SUVs are driven by moms.

If all Porsches are driven by over-compensating, little-dicked men, and all SUVs are driven by moms, then no Porsche should be an SUV.

HHmmmm.....I wouldn't mind being a mom. I frequently appeal for a transfer to that position but can't get hired.

Ty, based on the foregoing analysis, would a Cayenne make me gay or gay vague? Not that I drive one (with Slave as my witness), I am just curious.

spookyfish

06-22-2005 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A cousin of mine was considering getting a tattoo around her belly button. She consulted a tattoo artist about what might happen to said tattoo if she were to get pregnant. He said, "You know how, when you get a Mickey Mouse balloon, and it looks like Mickey Mouse before you blow it up, and it looks like Mickey Mouse when it's all blown up, but sometimes it doesn't look like Mickey Mouse anymore once you let the air out?"

She got the belly button tattoo anyway. And has since been pregnant. I haven't seen her in a while. I need to remember to ask what happened to that tattoo.

That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back.

I'd rethink that if I were you.

http://www.drtattoff.com/tattoo-skit.php

Spree: Saturday Night Live Skit. How "dirty" can it be?

Pretty Little Flower

06-22-2005 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Good idea. I like having something to read in between sips of my beer, during Sportcenter commercials.

You want something to read? Good, because I had the text of the Bible tattooed on my cock.

Iron Steve

06-22-2005 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You want something to read? Good, because I had the text of the Bible tattooed on my cock.