LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Mandarich--that's the speculation, but why would he get off the juice? They tested as much in teh NFL as in college then, no? I assumed it was like several prominent linemen--the blocking schemes in college are easier because the linebackers aren't nearly as quick. As soon as you need lateral mobility, not sheer pushing strength, you may have a tough time.

I wouldn't disagree, but didn't he drop like 50 pounds after the combine? I just assumed either (i) he thought that once he was in, he was in and so, only juiced to get his contract or (ii) the steroids were endangering his life.

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) Bosworth -- yeah, a "movie career" of bit parts in second-rate movies (Three Kings excepted, but that's a really bit part). I'm sure NFH will tell you that the Seahawks are quite pleased with his performance in cinema.

Shit, I'd take it. And he was the STAR of Stone Cold. You forget the power of the blond mullet, my friend.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick

01-04-2006 11:13 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't let the boldfaced girls get near any type of pole. Paigow's prole/bourgeois/nouveau riche names are italicized.

Girl Names

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1 Emma
2 Emily
3 Madison
4 Kaitlyn
5 Sophia
6 Isabella
7 Olivia
8 Hannah
9 Makayla (never heard of this name)
10 Ava
11 Abigail
12 Sarah
13 Hailey
14 Kaylee
15 Madeline
16 Ella
17 Grace
18 Mia
19 Riley
20 Samantha
21 Sydney
22 Lauren
23 Mackenzie (the worst)
24 Chloe (second worst)
25 Alyssa
26 Lily
27 Alexis
28 Natalie
29 Taylor
30 Anna (must be pronounced with a short "a")
31 Brianna (insta-stripper or porn star)
32 Zoe (third worst)
33 Kylie
34 Ashley
35 Elizabeth
36 Megan
37 Allison
38 Kayla
39 Katherine
40 Kyra
41 Isabelle
42 Morgan
43 Savannah (wow, really?)
44 Jasmine (miles and miles of dick before she's 18)
45 Arianna
46 Avery
47 Julia
48 Rachel
49 Maya
50 Jordan
51 Brooke
52 Paige
53 Victoria
54 Peyton
55 Katie
56 Abby
57 Gabriella
58 Alexandra
59 Leah
60 Jessica
61 Rebecca
62 Brooklyn (stripping before she's ten)
63 Gabrielle
64 Audrey
65 Amelia
66 Jenna
67 Reagan
68 Sophie
69 Trinity
70 Sierra
71 Cadence
72 Lillian
73 Ashlyn
74 Bailey
75 Gracie
76 Faith
77 Kendall
78 Kate
79 Molly
80 Claire
81 Kennedy
82 Caroline
83 Addison (Cubs fans?)
84 Marissa
85 Alana
86 Destiny (born with glitter)
87 Jada
88 Amanda
89 Alexa
90 Erin
91 Layla (more of a slut)
92 Gianna
93 Ellie
94 Camryn
95 Nicole
96 Angelina
97 Charlotte
98 Aaliyah
99 Mckenna
100 Lucy

Damn, my first and middle names are on that list. My little sister's first and middle names are on that list. My older sister's first name is on there - under a different spelling. Thankfully none of us are bold or italicized.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

01-04-2006 11:14 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is the Georgia chick on the list?

No. If she'd had a stripper/porn star name, I think I would have just gone ahead and killed myself right then and there.

Captain

01-04-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
It's hard to avoid the boy's names list without going completely off the reservation (unless you're going "ethnic").

Not at all. Just look at recent Presidents and VPs - no George or Richard, and while William makes it, Al doesn't (in any of its forms). James and Robert are there, but not Walter. No Gerald, Nelson or even Spiro. Even if we go back to FDR, there is no Franklin there, nor any Harry Truman namesakes.

And no Steve, Steven or Stephen.

Hank Chinaski

01-04-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Damn, my first and middle names are on that list. My little sister's first and middle names are on that list. My older sister's first name is on there - under a different spelling. Thankfully none of us are bold or italicized.

I think you want to be on the list (it's the top 100 after all). Maybe it would be best to have first name on the list, and a middle name not on the list. That way you can switch to the middle name if you want uniqueness. Readers of the parent's board know this was the Hank approach to baby naming.

soup sandwich

01-04-2006 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Born with glitter. GO. I tend to associate Jasmine more with Disney princesses than with sluts, but that's a result of having daughters (both on the list, but neither bold nor italics).

Now that I think about it, Disney could have a pretty good stable of strippers with Jasmine, Belle, Aurora (or Briar Rose, for that matter)...

All three of my daughters make the list, but none are bolded or italicized.

When it comes to gawking at Disney princesses during breakfast at Cinderella's Castle in Disney World, my brother tells me that Jasmine is by far the hottest. The outfit is key.

greatwhitenorthchick

01-04-2006 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think you want to be on the list (it's the top 100 after all). Maybe it would be best to have first name on the list, and a middle name not on the list. That way you can switch to the middle name if you want uniqueness. Readers of the parent's board know this was the Hank approach to baby naming.

When I was growing up, I was surrounded by Jennifers and Tammys and Tanyas and Wendys and my name was relatively uncommon. Where are they now? Why does no one call their kid Jennifer anymore? It's not like there's a dearth of them in the entertainment industry.

spookyfish

01-04-2006 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
No. If she'd had a stripper/porn star name, I think I would have just gone ahead and killed myself right then and there.

Is one of these methods on the approved list for "offing" one's self in such a situation?

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...206#post210206

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

01-04-2006 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by soup sandwich
All three of my daughters make the list, but none are bolded or italicized.

When it comes to gawking at Disney princesses during breakfast at Cinderella's Castle in Disney World, my brother tells me that Jasmine is by far the hottest. The outfit is key.

She's hottest at the Disneyland character brunch, too. And she's teamed with Alladin, who had most of the moms (milf and non-milf alike) gawking pretty good.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-04-2006 11:33 AM

Reggie Bush Bowl

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Last year would pull in Larry Brown- lord only knows how he might have messed with McGrady- so I'll answer it for this year.

A wing rotation of McGrady/Rip with Prince off the bench would be scary. No one gives McGrady credit for his defense, which is real strong. No question the Pistons become unstopable- except for the "if" on solid point guard, and one other thing.

Billups is right now playing the best ball on a team that is the best. Does the amount T-Mac improves them equal the step down to whoever they get? Chauncey is one of the best points, and I can't think of one the Pistons would trade for him. It would be a big step down. I just don't think Dumars pulls the trigger at 25-4.

And there is also the possible chemistry fucking that could come up. He took the Rasheed gamble because he had to to get there. The Pistons are there, so Joe might not want to roll the dice- even if there is no apparent possible baggage with Tracy.

But it doesn't warrent further thought because I said the other 29 teams (which would include Houston) would not make the trade.

I won't argue that too much.

Two things, though. 1) The Pistons are not the best team in the league. San Antonio is and I don't care what their respective records are. It's like when the Bulls cruised during the regular season and got serious in the playoffs. I don't think anyone can beat the Spurs (except maybe a healthy, Miami squad -- but I'm hoping the Payton* curse ruins them).

2) I don't like their new high-scoring style and Flip Saunders isn't exactly a playoff coach. Sure, it's great for the regular season, but defenses clamp down in the playoffs and the running will stop. To be sure, the Pistons have proven they can win at a slower pace, but will Flip have them ready? Can they win in the playoffs with this style?

TM

*I hate Gary Payton. I want to smack him when he's chewing on that fucking gum. I hope he always remembers asking Jordan to autograph shit for him before the Finals started and hearing Jordan say over and over in his sleep, "As soon as Gary asked me for an autograph, even though it wasn't for him, I knew I had him beat...had him beat...had him beat..."

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

01-04-2006 11:39 AM

Reggie Bush Bowl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

*I hate Gary Payton. I want to smack him when he's chewing on that fucking gum. I hope he always remembers asking Jordan to autograph shit for him before the Finals started and hearing Jordan say over and over in his sleep, "As soon as Gary asked me for an autograph, even though it wasn't for him, I knew I had him beat...had him beat...had him beat..."

I have friends who went to Oregon State and played pick-up games with Payton. Got to where most people would leave rather than play with him. No fun to play with the whiney little bitch.

Replaced_Texan

01-04-2006 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://www.babycenter.com/general/ba...20060102:0:0:0

Top 100 baby names for 2005. I am happy to report the Brazenette's first and middle names are absent from the list.

As are my first and middle names, for the record.

eta: oh my stars... Trinity, Destiny and Brooklyn all make the list. We are birthing a generation of strippers.

I noticed that Juan (54 in 2004) and Jose (28 in 2004) were missing from the list. Also missing from 2004's Social Security top 100 names of 2004 were Angel, Alejandro, Adrian, Julian, Jesus, Carlos, Diego, Jesse, and Miguel.

I'm guessing that than 320,000 BabyCenter members that make up the the largest private list available in the United States doesn't include a key baby naming demograpic. Either that or immigration policy has dramatically changed in the last year and I hadn't noticed.

dtb	01-04-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Captain
Not at all. Just look at recent Presidents and VPs - no George or Richard, and while William makes it, Al doesn't (in any of its forms). James and Robert are there, but not Walter. No Gerald, Nelson or even Spiro. Even if we go back to FDR, there is no Franklin there, nor any Harry Truman namesakes.

And no Steve, Steven or Stephen.

You're right. My husband and I were just chatting about this. Other names not on the list (and not trendy or gimmicky) include: Edward, Mark, Phillip, Douglas and Timothy.

PS. Henry is on the list! (Harry Truman wasn't called Henry, though, was he?)

Shape Shifter

01-04-2006 11:42 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?

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Originally posted by dtb
The next generation of strippers will likely go by names such as Jane, Mary and Elizabeth.

ETA: My older boy's middle name makes the list, as do both the first and middle names of my younger boy. If my next one is a boy, his name is on the list too!!! I'm so common. If the next one is a girl, however, she's not making the list.

I didn't see Zemod there anywhere. Do I have the right link?

Shape Shifter

01-04-2006 11:43 AM

Where is La Paigow when you need her?

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Originally posted by dtb
You're right. My husband and I were just chatting about this. Other names not on the list (and not trendy or gimmicky) include: Edward, Mark, Phillip, Douglas and Timothy.

And Zemod.

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