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Tyrone Slothrop 06-28-2010 12:54 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
How much life insurance do I need?

Fugee 06-28-2010 01:11 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 427102)
How much life insurance do I need?

$100 million -- and the spelling for the beneficiary is F-u-g-e-e. Then post your address so Sven can arrange for an "accident." :eek:

sebastian_dangerfield 06-28-2010 01:20 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427088)
I think you've lost your mind too! I try to work out at night at a 24 hour fitness type gym. With law school it is harder. I passed my Contracts quiz...and work blew up. I concede training ebbs and flows.

You're in law school? Congratulations!

...On discovering an expenditure less economically sensible than your pair of matching Benz SUVs.

patentparanyc 06-28-2010 01:21 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427106)
You're in law school? Congratulations!

...On discovering an expenditure less economically sensible than your pair of matching Benz SUVs.


Before TM gets all timmy on me before you get excited. it's on line. it's non aba and I have to schlepp to la for FYLSE and cali bar.

but it's challenging and fun and I can do it with my crazy schedule of work and kids. and yes there were quizzes. on contracts after consideration which was terrible.


one suv, one C class. too much gas otherwise.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-28-2010 01:24 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 427102)
How much life insurance do I need?

Tell us a little about your wife, first. This is a key consideration to getting the right recommendation.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-28-2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427062)
(PS -- Do giant butt plugs go for more than $20?)

Ebay. If Pre-Owned, boil for 15 minutes, bleach, rinse.*


*Hints from Heloise (1977).

greatwhitenorthchick 06-28-2010 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427066)
That's PERFECT!! Can I get one of those somewhere other than tv?

Caffeine soap?? What is that?

Chin Dildo!! Perfect BINGO party gift.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-28-2010 01:33 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427107)
Before TM gets all timmy on me before you get excited. it's on line. it's non aba and I have to schlepp to la for FYLSE and cali bar.

but it's challenging and fun and I can do it with my crazy schedule of work and kids. and yes there were quizzes. on contracts after consideration which was terrible.


one suv, one C class. too much gas otherwise.

It's fucking unpossible. You have to be Penske. Or Hank. Or I'm losing all fucking faith in humanity.

There is no way any person alive with five brains cells to rub together would get an online law degree. You might as well get a PhD in Paranormal Research. From a university in Transdniestria.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-28-2010 01:41 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427111)
It's fucking unpossible. You have to be Penske. Or Hank. Or I'm losing all fucking faith in humanity.

There is no way any person alive with five brains cells to rub together would get an online law degree. You might as well get a PhD in Paranormal Research. From a university in Transdniestria.

I've always thought plf, myself.

Question: more annoying: ppjerseycity or daintiest limpflower?

Cletus Miller 06-28-2010 01:43 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427111)
It's fucking unpossible. You have to be Penske. Or Hank. Or I'm losing all fucking faith in humanity.

There is no way any person alive with five brains cells to rub together would get an online law degree. You might as well get a PhD in Paranormal Research. From a university in Transdniestria.

As an ardent supporter of Moldavan nationalists, I resent the legitimization your reference to Transdniestria may provide, even in this small forum.

notcasesensitive 06-28-2010 01:44 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427111)
It's fucking unpossible. You have to be Penske. Or Hank. Or I'm losing all fucking faith in humanity.

There is no way any person alive with five brains cells to rub together would get an online law degree. You might as well get a PhD in Paranormal Research. From a university in Transdniestria.

As a member of the bar, I've been told to encourage Ms. PPNYC in her non-ABA-accredited endeavors.

The California Bar looks forward to your multiple entrance fees when you try several times to pass the bar exam out here. If at first you don't succeed, Ms. PPNYC, try, try again.

patentparanyc 06-28-2010 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 427114)
As a member of the bar, I've been told to encourage Ms. PPNYC in her non-ABA accredited endeavors.

The California Bar looks forward to your multiple entrance fees when you try several times to pass the bar exam out here. If at first you don't succeed, Ms. PPNYC, try, try again.


They already got me for registering. then fylse fee. then bar fee and as you've indicated if I'm retarded dense dumb over and over. and over. for bar.

Here I'd think you'd be all for on line. it is the next frontier to get law out there to the masses. it isn't that I think it is harvard. to use to move within an organization into management.

notcasesensitive 06-28-2010 01:51 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427115)
They already got me for registering. then fylse fee. then bar fee and as you've indicated if I'm retarded dense dumb over and over. and over. for bar.

I have not indicated that you are dense or dumb. I have indicated that the reason for the low pass rate in California is people trying to pass from the unaccredited schools. You may have said things here or elsewhere to indicate that you are dense or dumb, but that was not my point. Maybe you are not accustomed to the idea of having a point so you missed mine.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-28-2010 01:52 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 427113)
As an ardent supporter of Moldavan nationalists, I resent the legitimization your reference to Transdniestria may provide, even in this small forum.

I knew you were a lousy Ghimpu administration stooge from the start.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-28-2010 01:52 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 427113)
As an ardent supporter of Moldavan nationalists, I resent the legitimization your reference to Transdniestria may provide, even in this small forum.

Isn't it Moldovan, not Moldavan? I remember because Less had sex with one.


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