Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480223)

Watching a Titanic documentary. Of course I would want to be on a lifeboat, and every male sock here would do the same. But how would one increase the chance of passing as a woman, or a child? Should I take time to shave my legs? I need a dress, sure, but can I pull it off with a hat or must I find a wig below deck somewhere? Some of you who've met me, do I need to alter the body too?

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 480262)

Sorry. It was kind of a homage to Paigow, who we all know loved that dude. Plus it's been established that I have bad taste in music* and beer.

Anyway, it's nice to know someone still reads the re lines. Thank you.

*Not really a Crowes fan, but just never had the hate for them (or DMB, for that matter) that people whose musical taste I respect seem to express with relish. Maybe because I am an Old? They were not the music of my high school or college years.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 480280)

I need a beater bike to ride to the train station. Should I assume that anyone selling multiple used bikes on craigslist obtained them illegitimately?

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 480284)

It is because we are olds. I feel the same way. They came around when I was busier with stuff like raising my kids and trying to learn how to play grown-up. They were inoffensive enough to be left alone as background music, and they were nowhere near as offensive as say, Barney or Hanson (sp?).

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 480286)

There are no bands I'm aware of with "Crow" or "Crowe" in their name that are worth going out of your way to listen to.

Originally Posted by SEC_Chick (Post 480001)

And pretty much every absurd story I have heard is from a public school.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 480172)

You folks do realize that the reason they make different beers is because sometimes one thing is better than another, and sometimes not -- right? This is like an argument about whether red wine is better than white.

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 480295)

OK, but red wine is better than white.

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480296)

Also, bad head is worse than no head at all.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 480297)

There's such a thing as "no head at all"?

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 480301)

potm

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480296)

Also, bad head is worse than no head at all.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 480297)

There's such a thing as "no head at all"?

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480304)

It's true of Adder under at least two definitions.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480303)

dissent:


Female Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: Did you have the wrong kind? Really? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.