Unwritten rule
 

So I shouldn't date a guy like Abba's husband?

I guess I need to cancel our lunch plans, then.

Humdrum
 

I don't think you're strange. I do find it odd that you consider such "non-vanilla" sexual acts to be odd or non-mainstream. That's all.

Humdrum
 

This post makes absolutely no sense. The conclusions you've drawn from what I posted are so counterintuitive that I have neither the time nor desire to explain to you which steps you're missing in your analysis. And I definitely don't feel like educating you on sex.

TM

Humdrum
 

Are you saying sex involving animals is mainstream?

Humdrum
 

Or they're sick of watching the braves lose playoff series after having one of the best regular-season records year after year?

Or could it be because MLB has decided to jack the prices of playoff tickets to exorbitant levels?

(Not to go on a rant, but I'm glad to see that sports teams everywhere are taking it in the ass with lower sales after jacking up ticket prices to the point where no one can afford the tickets, and everyone has to get them through some friend who has access through his employer)

Humdrum
 

Hey, we're talking about that cowtown, right?

Anyway, strike "such" from my earlier statement and insert, so to speak, any of the other more mainstream sexual acts previously discussed that involve only two consenting adults.

Humdrum
 

Are you saying that three-ways are not mainstream?

r(can you tell how I get my kicks?)p

Vanilla
 

All this talk of vanilla is making me really crave ice cream. Except I so rarely crave it I don't even know if there is a place to get it around where I work. Ice cream - Yum.

Is there still such a thing as Neapolitan ice cream - with the perfect harmonious balance of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry?

Vanilla
 

Yes, they still make it. But if the balance is so perfect, why is the vanilla always the last flavor left?

Humdrum
 

As usual, you've completely nailed it. I don't think anyone has an issue with what anyone does or doesn't do in the bedroom. The issue is the willingness to judge others based on one's particular standard of normality.

E/O

Important announcement
 

Asshat is now so very winter/spring 2003. The vernacular of our time is now Assplug.

Vanilla
 

You're right. The ideal mix would be more chocolate and strawberry and half the amount of vanilla.

Edited to add (so as not to stray too far from the sex discussion) - and a rock hard monster unit prick to lick it off. mmm.

Vanilla
 

Reminding me of one of my (many) favorite snippets in the Simpsons, where home goes through the freezer: "Mmmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. D'Oh! [noticing all the chocolate is gone] [Picks up another carton:] Mmmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. D'Oh! [noticing all the chocolate is gone] [Picks up another carton:] Mmmm, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream. D'Oh! [and so on]."

Important announcement
 

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

I'm sticking with Hat until Madonna uses it - then I'll know its passe

not7yS

Vanilla
 

And my favorite topping - hot fudge!

r(sorry, couldn't resist, and it the actual topping really is my fave)p

Important announcement
 

If I see you at the Soho Grand calling someone an asshat while wearing your leather pants and boa, dont be offended if I walk on by stealthily. Assplug.

Nebraska Declares War on Iowa?
 

Who says nothing interesting ever happens in the Patch . . .

Nebraska Lawmaker Proposes War With Iowa
By The Associated Press

LINCOLN, Neb. - A Nebraska lawmaker is so fed up with constituents crossing the state border to gamble that she proposed going to war with neighboring Iowa.

"I've been cautioned that the members of the Iowa Legislature might not take it kindly,' said Sen. Pam Brown of Omaha.

Brown's proposed amendment read: "The sovereign state of Nebraska declares a state of hostility with the sovereign state of Iowa until such a time as the state of Iowa ceases the unjust and relentless appropriation of the resources of the citizens of Nebraska."

Brown offered the amendment to a proposed constitutional amendment that would ask votes to approve casino gambling in Nebraska.

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fe_st/iowa_war

Humdrum
 

Yes: animals, thirds, batteries, spreader bars, latex, assplugs . . . .

Humdrum
 

You freaks....hey, do you like my monkeys? Would you like to touch them? You know you would.

Humdrum
 

No, silly, by needling people when they are verbally imprecise.

Vanilla
 

I disagree. You have to eat chocolate and vanilla entirely separately so neither taints the other ruining the depth or creaminess, respectively. And adding fruit to ice cream wrongly cuts both the tanginess of the fruit and the smoothness of the ice cream.

Mint chocolate chip, baby.

P(but I do make an exception for hot fudge sauce, which should be put on everything)J

Humdrum
 

I guessed completely wrong on that.

I assumed you got your kicks by serially posting.

Humdrum
 

Actually, I think we were looking at vanilla-ality which apparently is everything sexual done between consenting adults that does not involve a man fucking a woman's ass (or vice versa) and the addition of toys, other people, etc. Which in turn makes me boring and vanilla -- I don't eat ice cream so I guess vanilla is just as good as any other.

Saying I would not want to be ass-fucked and find it weird is not judging. I did not label ass-fuckers as deviants or criminals (although I did say that people should wonder why they want to do that but then later said that after considering everything everyone had said here I had been convinced otherwise which, in my opinion, shows that I do in fact have an open mind about things), I just think it is not for me and thus, in my little world, weird. I think people who drive Fords are weird because I wouldn't drive one, that doesn't mean I am judging those people. I still associate with Ford-drivers and, more than likely, ass-fuckers.

That being said, I find pedophilia not normal and thus, in violation of your no-judgment rule above, I am more than willing to judge the adults who engage in it. Same thing with rapists and people who make snuff flicks. I would also judge animal-fuckers because, well, I could not stand to have my kitties taking it in the ass from someone like TM.

Humdrum
 

I think everyone's talking about not judging consensual-adult acts only, not nonconsensual (counting animals here, unless any of you freaks are really fluent in dog or sheep and can confirm consent) or child-related.

But to be fair to ThrashersFan here, I never saw her suggest "others are bad for doing such-and-so"--just stating what's normal for her, which is entirely different from passing judgment on others.

Humdrum
 

Take it to the Timmy board

VIP Passes for ACL Festival
 

The Austin City Limits Festival is running a drawing for VIP passes to the festival. The VIP passes are also being sold at $1500 for four.

http://www.aclfestival.com/festtest.html

The guestimates of the answers to the quiz are as follows:

1.) Zilker was a German immigrant who gave the first 40 acres to the park.

2.) No idea. I guessed 325.

3.) Willie Nelson

4.) Willie Nelson (I think, he wasn't on the official press release from last year)

5.) A chipmunk (I think. It sorta looks like a chipmunk).

Humdrum
 

I know, I was just trying to make a point about how over the top it is to make a blanket statement that one cannot make any judgments based upon his/her own view of normalcy. It was also the only way I knew to get in the line about TM ass-fucking my cats which in print is not as funny as it was in my head.

Thanks for seeing that I wasn't trying to judge. I cannot believe that this whole trail started because somebody mentioned a reality show idea about fucking a girl in the ass and I asked why it had to be a girl. Sheesh, can this end now before I have to go and ask a stranger with an assplug to bone me up the ass while my cats watch so that I can prove to strangers on a lawyer board that I am "normal?"

VIP Passes for ACL Festival
 

Oh, better guesses than mine! I thought Lance was the unannounced person. But I bet you're right about Willie.

I tried to google the answer for the bathrooms last night. Unsuccessfully.

Even(already bought our 3-day passes!)Odds

Vanilla
 

I have no objection to fruit on ice cream, but I have to second the mint chocolate chip assessment. I will note that Hagaan Das has a mint chip that confuses me. The ice cream is white, not the artificial green color that I expect mint chip to be.

Tofutti
 

Actually - since we keep getting lost here - you said you won't let anyone go down on you.

This ain't even close to normal. This is outright fucking weird.

You are not "Vanilla" You are outta the damn ice cream shop entirely, and in the Soy Aisle in the health food shop.

not7y(I cannot beleive I'm still involved in this discussion)S

Vanilla
 

Baskin-Robbins is the be-all/end-all for MCC ice cream.

VIP Passes for ACL Festival
 

Well, the press release that I got ahold of (http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin/pdfs/...entRelease.pdf) was dated in July, so Willie could have been added to the schedule between the release and the festival. Lance could be right.

I just submitted one entry for each bathroom number.

I'll get my 3 day pass sometime in the next week or so.

Tofutti
 

What the fuck. I thought this was over. What the hell is so bad about not wanting to be eaten-out? I tried it and didn't like it. Maybe the guys didn't know what they were doing but who cares because I just don't like it. I just don't like it but if other people do I say all power to them. You know what ain't normal -- people who won't fuck when a woman has her period. That shit ain't normal but I have known a lot of guys in my life (some friends, some fuck-buddies, some lovers) who found the idea repulsive. You see my point? Some people like to eat or be eaten-out and some people don't and some guys won't fuck you when you have your period (and some girls are repulsed by the idea too) and others don't find it so abnormal. You like what you like and I like what I do -- maybe you should eat me out during my next period and show me this wonderful experience that I am missing. Fuck.

:wtf:

edited to say that here I was innocently thinking about rainbow sherbert (since I don't do ice cream) and thinking this was over and now you ruined my fucking sherbert vision.

Vanilla
 

I have never agreed with you so much on anything (except your apparent penchant for meat-grilling).

The day I had nail polish on that perfectly matched their MCC ice cream, plus a chocolate chip-brown handbag on my arm as I ate it, was the perfect cosmic confluence of ice cream and accessories.

Vanilla
 

Nice link to fashion, PJ. As for RT's point about the green dye, is it only parlor MCC that is green? I think most packaged MCC is white (HD z& Breyer's are). If so, then the green dye must to prevent a scooping mix-up.

Perhaps that is also the reason that key lime pie is green in some restaurants, to avoid a tragic mix-up with lemon meringue pie. This, of course, would be easily prevented by not putting meringue on the key lime in the first place, but what can you do?

r(serial posting to move the topic away from you know what, and to stave off deadly work-related boredom)p

Tofutti
 

I think the issue goes to why you wont let a guy go down. As I have previously stated, cunnilingus is highly overrated. And I missed the beginning of this thread since I didn't catchup all the way. But are you not into it bc you pity the man who is doing it to you, or is it just bc it is a fucking bore? Bc, if it is the latter, amen. And if its the former, you have issues you need to work out.

Now for this vanilla thing, its vanilla. It just is. Its something teenage virgins do. Its something you see in mainstrem movies. I might even put anal in the vanilla category since I suspect it is quite commonplace and is completely unshocking.

Humdrum
 

Soooo...how bout them Mets?

Humdrum
 

Ugh, enough. Sorry that you are so offended by all of us. I don't care what you and hubby do or where you do it. I never said anything about it being vanilla or not. If you don't have any interest in anal sex, good, fine, so what - no one ecver said it was for everyone. The issue I have/had is with labeling a whole plethora of heterosexual adults as in denial about some latent homosexuality because they enjoy that stuff. Not the case from my experience. Sorry you had some bad experience with it. Can it be dropped now without further posts regarding your fun and interesting sex life?

n(seems like those who insist on posting endlessly about how much fun they have may be overly concerned that maybe they are missing out in some way)cs

Tofutti
 

Okay, I can buy that. I don't like it because it bores the shit out of me -- again, it may be that the guys who have done it did it wrong. On your second point, I do wonder why some guys get pushy about it because I don't see what they get out of it (the response is normally "the satisfaction of pleasuring you" which is bullshit because I just told them that I don't like it).

Let's just agree that all sex is vanilla unless you have suddenly come up with something nobody has ever tried (which seems unlikely unless it is something old with a technological twist thrown in). Anal may be commonplace for some, but I would be completely shocked to suddenly have a dick in my ass -- especially right here and now in my office.:D

Unwritten rule
 

No need to cancel. He's a braggart, not a liar.