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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, a (girl) friend just recently had a guy call her six times the same night of the date after the date was over. That's a little much.

I once had a guy I had met in a bar and given my phone number call at 3 a.m. to make sure I'd actually given him my real number. I thought it was cute, but I also liked this guy. If I hadn't, I'd have thought it was creepy.

That's why Call back Guidelines are dumb. If she likes you, it doesn't matter when you call. And if she doesn't, well, it doesn't matter when you call.

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Originally posted by taxwonk
You know, repeated calls to the same number on the same night are going to catch the wife's eye. I hope you used your work phone.

I fucking hate having two phones.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Call Back Guidlines are dumb.

Totally. Truth be told, if I like someone, I call them when I feel like it and when I want to talk to them, unless they call me first, in which case I answer if I want to talk to them, and don't if I do not.

Flower, this explains why you have not heard from me and why I have not answered your calls. I have you on ignore still. You know why.

P.S. M&S has "snow specials" so that's the spot for tonight. Yay!

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
P.S. M&S has "snow specials" so that's the spot for tonight. Yay!

If you don't want all of us to know that you're a total cokehead, you might want to make your "code" a little tougher to "crack".

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Totally. Truth be told, if I like someone, I call them when I feel like it and when I want to talk to them, unless they call me first, in which case I answer if I want to talk to them, and don't if I do not.

Flower, this explains why you have not heard from me and why I have not answered your calls. I have you on ignore still. You know why.

P.S. M&S has "snow specials" so that's the spot for tonight. Yay!

"Snow specials." Whatever. Are they still touting the Pisco Sour as the new Mojito? Sounds like fun! Let's order a few and talk about how irony is used incorrectly in the song by that Canadian chick and speculate about when 80s nostalgia will finally hit.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I once had a guy I had met in a bar and given my phone number call at 3 a.m. to make sure I'd actually given him my real number. I thought it was cute, but I also liked this guy. If I hadn't, I'd have thought it was creepy.

I once picked up this girl in Webster Hall from Finland* (with great tits). The morning after she wanted my phone number, but since I had a girlfriend, I couldn't give it to her. So, mastermind that I am, I gave her my phone number, switching the last two digits. I knew I'd run into her again and I figured, to keep my options open, I would just pretend she took the number down wrong. She'd laugh. I'd laugh. And we'd tumble into bed together again, laughing while I caressed her beautiful breasts.

Turns out, next time I saw her, she didn't find it the least bit funny, wouldn't even listen to my explanation, called me an asshole and walked away. Ah. Those were the days.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That's why Call back Guidelines are dumb. If she likes you, it doesn't matter when you call. And if she doesn't, well, it doesn't matter when you call.

I agree that Guidelines are stupid. But you don't always magically hit it off the first time you see someone. If you guys connect on the deepest of levels and you really love his spirit, having a message waiting for you by the time you get home would be cute and make you feel all warm and tingly in your vagina. But sometimes you're on the fence about the person and calling too soon might push you right the hell off. No?

TM

*The joke between me and my friends went something like this.

Me, right after sex: So, where you from? I love your accent.
Girl: I'm Finnish.
Me: You Finnish? Great. Because, I'm Finnish too, so get out.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you don't want all of us to know that you're a total cokehead, you might want to make your "code" a little tougher to "crack".

I guess I assumed everyone already knew. :(

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
make you feel all warm and tingly in your vagina.

Did you really just say that?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is there a subset of cutters who are into papercuts? Those are some folks I'd like to observe.

Ha. Funniest post so far this year.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Did you really just say that?

I did. I have a talent for turning delightful phrases and I'm fresh out of coffee.

TM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Did you really just say that?

He typed it. Would you rather he typed "moist and drippy"?

I held onto the Kim Possible avatar, so I'll bring it back at some point. But we're back to the torso theme for spring.

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He typed it. Would you rather he typed "moist and drippy"?

Suddenly I am not feeling particularly fresh.

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He typed it. Would you rather he typed "moist and drippy"?

Nope. I'd prefer there be no discussion about my vagina at all.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nope. I'd prefer there be no discussion about my vagina at all.

How likely do you think this is?