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Hank Chinaski 11-18-2009 11:05 PM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 407379)
Which are?

I like the "Hand of Frog" moniker for the incident though.

the ball is past him and not o/s

plus there is a defender past him anyway.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-18-2009 11:09 PM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 407380)
the ball is past him and not o/s

plus there is a defender past him anyway.

I'm talking about the ball played to Henri, not the hand-pass to Gallas. Henri is behind every defender except the goalie when it's played to the end line, where he then cradled it with a nice cross-over dribble.

Jack Manfred 11-19-2009 04:46 AM

Re: Truth Serum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 406934)
During the discussion I participated in last night, I'm glad to report that anal sex was referred to as just that.

On a related note, since the search feature is still disabled here (right?), I need a definitional review for the term "blowjob camel." It means "recipient who makes the blow job last and last" or something else?

Yes. The blowjob camel makes every blow job last and last because he fears that each one will will be his last.

Hank Chinaski 11-19-2009 08:24 AM

Re: Truth Serum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 407383)
Yes. The blowjob camel makes every blow job last and last because he fears that each one will will be his last.

sparklehorse, he is lying to you. if I were a mod I would delete his post.

ABBAKiss 11-19-2009 08:53 AM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Hank, I wanted to applaud your avatar. Chlamydia!

Sparklehorse 11-19-2009 09:53 AM

Re: Truth Serum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 407384)
sparklehorse, he is lying to you. if I were a mod I would delete his post.

It's a very troubling time when the definitions of "whiff" and "blowjob camel" are being debated. I think a linguistics committee needs to be formed, stat.

dtb 11-19-2009 09:56 AM

Re: Truth Serum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 407259)
You take that back. If d'Affinois had anywhere near the market penetration it deserves, we would have seen Eugene Levy walk in on Jason Biggs fucking a wheel of it.

Excellent understated usage of "fucking" and "penetration" in the same sentence.

You, sir, are a poet.

futbol fan 11-19-2009 10:58 AM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 407370)
he touched the ball, okay, but you left him with the ball right in front PLUS left the scorer open across.

Is this what you teach your kids? That it's ok to cheat sometimes? I admit that it has seemed like a winning strategy since at least 2000, but don't you have any sense of right and wrong?

Fugee 11-19-2009 11:04 AM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 407420)
Is this what you teach your kids? That it's ok to cheat sometimes? I admit that it has seemed like a winning strategy since at least 2000, but don't you have any sense of right and wrong?

Remember, this is Hank.

Pretty Little Flower 11-19-2009 11:29 AM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 407420)
Is this what you teach your kids? That it's ok to cheat sometimes? I admit that it has seemed like a winning strategy since at least 2000, but don't you have any sense of right and wrong?

It was indeed a dramatic win by the Greeks. Nerve-wracking as usual at the end but . . . oh wait, what team are you talking about? Ireland? Oh, um. That's nice. I like the occasional Guinness. I'm sure their absence will dramatically change the complexion of the WC.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-19-2009 11:36 AM

Re: Truth Serum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 407348)
I looked. At everything. Vaginal births. C-sections. What's the big deal?

2. Some of you are pussies about pussies.

Sidd Finch 11-19-2009 12:01 PM

Top Chef (non-spoiler post)
 
What the fuck did Padma do to her hair for the finale?

Sidd Finch 11-19-2009 12:02 PM

Re: Truth Serum
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 407438)
2. Some of you are pussies about pussies.

Meh. I'd also prefer not to watch E/o take a huge dump on a Monday afternoon, IYKWIM.

Hank Chinaski 11-19-2009 12:14 PM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 407436)
It was indeed a dramatic win by the Greeks. Nerve-wracking as usual at the end but . . . oh wait, what team are you talking about? Ireland? Oh, um. That's nice. I like the occasional Guinness. I'm sure their absence will dramatically change the complexion of the WC.

Can't England pickup a few of their players so
weed and his lot can still cheer?

Tyrone Slothrop 11-19-2009 12:14 PM

Re: Thierry Henry is a cheating bastard.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 407436)
It was indeed a dramatic win by the Greeks. Nerve-wracking as usual at the end but . . . oh wait, what team are you talking about? Ireland? Oh, um. That's nice. I like the occasional Guinness. I'm sure their absence will dramatically change the complexion of the WC.

If France and Portugal had lost yesterday, would there have been a chance of the U.S. getting a seed? I can dream, right?


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