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Hank Chinaski 06-12-2013 05:17 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480306)
Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
For a female sure. Like I've put up with "teeth scraping" head and got to it. I would not suggest a woman do the same.

Atticus Grinch 06-12-2013 05:45 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480307)
For a female sure. Like I've put up with "teeth scraping" head and got to it. I would not suggest a woman do the same.
I'm starting to wonder whether you went after that skin tag with the nail clippers because you liked it.

Icky Thump 06-12-2013 07:26 PM
Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SEC_Chick (Post 480001)
And pretty much every absurd story I have heard is from a public school.
That's cause private schools have better PR people to bury shit.

Sidd Finch 06-12-2013 07:26 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480306)
Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
Bad head, in my experience, includes teeth marks -- and not the occasionally fun intentional kind, either.


I'm not entirely certain we are talking about precisely the same thing.


eta: Doh! STP!! And to thiink, Hank beat me to a post about oral sex.

Icky Thump 06-12-2013 07:26 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480296)
Also, bad head is worse than no head at all.
Not so much.

Icky Thump 06-12-2013 07:27 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 480297)
There's such a thing as "no head at all"?
It's called marriage.

Sidd Finch 06-12-2013 07:28 PM
Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 480317)
That's cause private schools have better PR people to bury shit.
It's because people don't give a shit about private schools doing something stupid. Public school suspends your kid for bringing a water pistol? Call the local news, maybe file a lawsuit, write the Tea Party to complain. Private school does that? Take your $25k elsewhere next year.

Sidd Finch 06-12-2013 07:29 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 480319)
Not so much.
This suggests you haven't had any head in such a long time that you've forgotten how bad it can be.



Quote:
It's called marriage.

This confirms it.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-13-2013 11:06 AM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480306)
Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
If only Hank taught all men the "ABC" gambit...

Hank Chinaski 06-13-2013 12:56 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 480318)
Bad head, in my experience, includes teeth marks -- and not the occasionally fun intentional kind, either.


I'm not entirely certain we are talking about precisely the same thing.


eta: Doh! STP!! And to thiink, Hank beat me to a post about oral sex.
here's the problem, optimism. Say you get a teeth scrape; Now what? it hurts sure, but the best thing for that is to get it sucked at, right? And you're sure em won't teeth scrape again.

SEC_Chick 06-13-2013 03:27 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
WTF? Japanese adolescent eyeball licking and the resulting increase in pink eye?!?! How many of us ever affirmatively answered that one on the corruption test? I would guess that the resulting potential eye infections could be substantially more serious than just pink eye. Yuck.


http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/0...est=latestnews

Tyrone Slothrop 06-13-2013 06:30 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
This has the potential to be the funniest twenty minutes of my day.

Hank Chinaski 06-13-2013 06:46 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 480363)
only because you can't search these pages for all Hank posts ever.

Icky Thump 06-14-2013 06:29 AM
Security lines at airports
 
is it OK to cut families carrying coolers full of gatorade, wearing Mr. T type chains or who are otherwise unfamiliar with the process of flying?

Today I did -- I lied and said I had a 6:05 flight. Am I going to to go to hell?

If so, I am pretty sure it will be painted with the Jet Blue logo:

sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 12:52 PM
"Don't stop, don't stop... Gnaw on it like taffy. Like it's really hard beef jerky."
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 480318)
Bad head, in my experience, includes teeth marks -- and not the occasionally fun intentional kind, either.


I'm not entirely certain we are talking about precisely the same thing.


eta: Doh! STP!! And to thiink, Hank beat me to a post about oral sex.
The fun, intentional teeth marks of fellatio would be?


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