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sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 12:59 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480306)
Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
Sure it does. Eventually someone gives up and takes care of business for himself/herself.

"Don't take it personally... Could you pass me a Kleenex? Thanks much.

...Is there any of that pizza left downstairs?"

sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 01:07 PM
Re: The kettle's on the boil and I'm so easily called away.
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 480286)
There are no bands I'm aware of with "Crow" or "Crowe" in their name that are worth going out of your way to listen to.
The Crowes could be better songwriters, but as someone here once described Judas Priest, that's immaterial, as their real excellence is in playing other people's songs. The Crows couldn't be worse songwriters, and only find peaks of excellence in their career when not releasing anything or playing anywhere. In a proper world, they'd have taken Mick Jagger's statement about silence being the most important note in music to a fundamentalist extreme.

bold_n_brazen 06-14-2013 02:39 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480372)
Sure it does. Eventually someone gives up and takes care of business for himself/herself.

"Don't take it personally... Could you pass me a Kleenex? Thanks much.

...Is there any of that pizza left downstairs?"
Maybe for guys. Not so much for women. In my experience, anyway.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-14-2013 03:24 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480374)
Maybe for guys. Not so much for women. In my experience, anyway.
I bet it's even worse for women in their 20s since most guys their age learned how to perform oral sex via internet porn.

Pretty Little Flower 06-14-2013 03:29 PM
Re: The kettle's on the boil and I'm so easily called away.
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480373)
The Crowes could be better songwriters, but as someone here once described Judas Priest, that's immaterial, as their real excellence is in playing other people's songs. The Crows couldn't be worse songwriters, and only find peaks of excellence in their career when not releasing anything or playing anywhere. In a proper world, they'd have taken Mick Jagger's statement about silence being the most important note in music to a fundamentalist extreme.
I went to a Crowes show five or six years ago because a friend had an extra ticket. My expectations were medium, but they put on a totally solid show and finished with a version of Sometimes Salvation that was like a rock sermon. They may not be the most brilliant or edgy musicians, but I'd see them live again.

Pretty Little Flower 06-14-2013 03:30 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 480375)
I bet it's even worse for women in their 20s since most guys their age learned how to perform oral sex via internet porn.
I wonder if we can start a Cougar Cunnilingis Mentoring program for the lost generation.

Hank Chinaski 06-14-2013 03:41 PM
Re: The kettle's on the boil and I'm so easily called away.
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 480376)
I went to a Crowes show five or six years ago because a friend had an extra ticket. My expectations were medium, but they put on a totally solid show and finished with a version of Sometimes Salvation that was like a rock sermon. They may not be the most brilliant or edgy musicians, but I'd see them live again.
The place I rent in NYC each October belongs to their tour manager. If you'd like I could see if I can get you some sweaty underwear from the bass player, or something.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 03:45 PM
Re: The kettle's on the boil and I'm so easily called away.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 480376)
I went to a Crowes show five or six years ago because a friend had an extra ticket. My expectations were medium, but they put on a totally solid show and finished with a version of Sometimes Salvation that was like a rock sermon. They may not be the most brilliant or edgy musicians, but I'd see them live again.
Chuck Klosterman roughly agrees:

"THE TEN MOST ACCURATELY RATED ARTISTS IN ROCK HISTORY

10. The Black Crowes: Their first album sold more than five million copies, which is precisely the right number. Stoned people like this band, drunk people think they’re okay, and sober people hate the overwhelming majority of their catalog. This all makes perfect sense."

(I couldn't find a good link, as he used to refuse to write online.)

sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 03:49 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480374)
Maybe for guys. Not so much for women. In my experience, anyway.
"Pass me the vibrator? Behind the clock radio. Thanks.

...Could you please get me a slice of pizza while you're downstairs?"

Hank Chinaski 06-14-2013 03:52 PM
Re: The kettle's on the boil and I'm so easily called away.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480379)
Chuck Klosterman roughly agrees:

"THE TEN MOST ACCURATELY RATED ARTISTS IN ROCK HISTORY

10. The Black Crowes: Their first album sold more than five million copies, which is precisely the right number. Stoned people like this band, drunk people think they’re okay, and sober people hate the overwhelming majority of their catalog. This all makes perfect sense."

(I couldn't find a good link, as he used to refuse to write online.)
also apparently liked by fake-outdoorsey, fake-Itamae and fake-pretentious dweebs from nowheresville, apparently.

bold_n_brazen 06-14-2013 04:10 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480380)
"Pass me the vibrator? Behind the clock radio. Thanks.

...Could you please get me a slice of pizza while you're downstairs?"
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

Adder 06-14-2013 04:16 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480382)
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."
You may need to pick better sex partners.

Hank Chinaski 06-14-2013 04:17 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480382)
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."
my first efforts at the act were so bad, that the memory shames me almost as much as the Guernica posts.

Hank Chinaski 06-14-2013 04:18 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 480383)
You may need to pick better sex partners.
Translation: Put me in coach.

ewwwwwww.

bold_n_brazen 06-14-2013 04:21 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 480383)
You may need to pick better sex partners.
It's been a long time I've had any sex partner not my husband, and it's been a long time since I've had this problem.

But trust me, it exists.


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