Who, interestingly enough, played the loser getaway driver in Michael Mann's Heat.

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Er, I dunno Abba. Isn't it a little early to ask me difficult questions?

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Hit "quote" not "post reply" then people can see what you're replying to, unless you're a sock and doing this to give authenticity to the "new" claim.....hmmmmmm

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Not a sock, just an idiot.

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Then you'll fit in just fine.

We all come here to let that side of our personalities run free.

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My uncle had a thing on the side for about 15 years (complete with children), and revealed this to his wife on her deathbed. She forgave him, he subsequently married the other woman, and they lived somewhat happily ever after for a good dozen years after that (until my Uncle died).

On the other hand, my father has had a thing on the side at the tail end of each of his three marriages. The thing on the side has become the main thing, and he's gone off to find another thing on the side. I think he just always needs two things going at any one time.

I, on the other hand, have never had a thing on the side.

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So what you are saying is cheating causes death.

So
 

No, it was fidelity that caused death. My aunt was always faithful, and my uncle didn't die until he became faithful.

I am worried. Help!

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I am immortal so I don't have to worry about this.

Clearly, you came to the right place.

Although it's now too late to put umlauts in your moniker. Sad that.

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Friend of Spanky?

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Ah, you remind me of a few favorite lines from Faustus:

Is this the face that launched a thousand ships/ and topped the topless towers of Illium/ Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss...

isn't there an umlaut in umlaut?

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Appropriately modified:

Are these the TITS that launched a thousand dicks/ and posted topless on Breasticle Day/ Sweet ABBA, make me immortal with a blowjob.

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Is she the woman in red?

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WTF? you appear on a FRIDAY? Christ.

Namaste.

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The possibility of "hooking up," if Flinty has any credibility whatsoever.

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That is what I choose to believe.

Very truly yours,

Monster Unit

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Friday is just another day around here.

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You found me out. Sweet Sweet Monkey-love.

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Based on the handy-dandy wikipedia article, I think if your "uber" doesn't have an umlaut it needs to be spelled "ueber." But I'm not sure. Any Germanics around?

Do you have ANYTHING to contribute? Why did you decide to post?

ETA ah, you want to get laid. I think your avatar needs a mask, like Shifter's.

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You are correct about the umlaut. Add an e if you don't have an umlaut at your disposal.

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I have seen uber with an umlaut, but I have never seen it ueber. I think the ue is mostly for the Anglicization of names.

Why the hostility? Not into fourteen inch tall ugly guys?

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Have you lurked AT ALL?

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I think the board has taken a turn for the better. A few months ago all we'd get is negative grammar posts, now we get this positive reinforcement.

I think the new nicer tone is in large part my doing, if I do say so myself.

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Are you coming on to me?

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Where are you, geographically?

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Penske lives in Seatlle

Distro Federal (South Central Mexico)

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Good point. If you are penske, we are still on a break, and I am not coming on to you. Plus you have kids, which is pretty much a dealbreaker.

ETA Both of y'all suck.

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No! Really? No way! Really? REALLY?

Hats for bats. Hats for bats.

Mexico? are you posting from Prison? Been caught stealing some undergarments, perhaps?

You have mistaken me for an underwear gnome. I, sir, am a Haitian voodoo god.

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I know we've had this debate before, and I've never been in this position, but I just have to say that what your uncle did seems like the most selfish thing I can possibly imagine. You'd hurt someone you love (or once loved), in a very profound way, ON HER DEATH BED???? Just so you can feel better about yourself???

I'm as much of a sociopath as the next guy, but damn. That's cold. Cold cold cold.

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Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

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I saw the "headline" on the espn page about the Yankees signing Kyle "I feel like costing str8 $1,300 today by having a meltdown" Farnsworth, and wondered if the epic Game 4 NLDS collapse would make it into the story.

I was somewhat pleased to see that it did. I hope it's mentioned in every news story every written about this fuck face. I hope it's in his obituary.

What everyone forgets about this is that before the grand slam to Berkman, he walked some douchebag pinch hitter (Chris Burke maybe) to load the bases. Un-fucking-real. Like betting on Sergio with a 6 stroke lead.

"NEW YORK (AP) -- The New York Yankees agreed Friday to a $17 million, three-year contract with reliever Kyle Farnsworth, moving quickly to replace Tom Gordon as the primary setup man for Mariano Rivera.

The hard-throwing righty, who will be 30 in April, split last season between the Detroit Tigers and Atlanta Braves, who acquired him at the July 31 trade deadline. He combined to go 1-1 with a 2.19 ERA in 72 games, striking out 87 in 70 innings and walking 27.

Farnsworth allowed only five home runs during the regular season, but had a meltdown in Game 4 of the playoffs, when Atlanta wasted a 6-1 lead. He gave up an eighth-inning grand slam to Lance Berkman and a tying homer to Brad Ausmus with two outs in the ninth, and Houston went on to win in 18 innings and earn a spot in the NL championship series."

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Agreed. If he'd done it on his deathbed, that would have been a different story. But when she was dying? that's just weird.

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Wow, Torontonians won the male and female poll that year. Hoorah for us.

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My dancecard is full at the moment, thank you.