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Shape Shifter 07-01-2009 11:41 AM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 394032)
Not surprising he'd be unable to, as you've eloquently made the case for days now that he and the deceased were actually the same person.

No. MJ's worm food, Quincy will ascend directly and corporeally into heaven. Pay 'tention.

And the horns on Stevie Wonder's "Do I Do" are pretty damn cool.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-01-2009 11:44 AM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 394028)
I have heard that Quincy Jones is not going to attend MJ's funeral.
Does that mean the funeral will suck?

Fugee 07-01-2009 11:49 AM
Re: Best. Note. Ever.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 394025)
This was left on my desk last night.

I'm thinking about getting it framed.
That's sweet. Housekeeping must either like you or think you have too many soda cans in the trash. Or some combination.

On a related note, I gave up cola last month and am drinking tons of water instead. Fierce headaches for the first week or so but now just the occasional fierce craving for caffeine, especially if I haven't had enough sleep.

Replaced_Texan 07-01-2009 11:50 AM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 394033)
Perhaps he's already got enough MJ memorabilia.

Ken Levine
I like the Beet It borscht.

taxwonk 07-01-2009 11:55 AM
Re: Best. Note. Ever.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 394025)
This was left on my desk last night.

I'm thinking about getting it framed.

That is incredibly sweet.

Shape Shifter 07-01-2009 12:02 PM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 394035)
Does that mean the funeral will suck?
I suspect it will be well produced, but antiseptic.

ltl/fb 07-02-2009 12:49 AM
Re: Best. Note. Ever.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 394025)
This was left on my desk last night.

I'm thinking about getting it framed.
Get it framed.

Hank Chinaski 07-02-2009 05:32 AM
Re: Best. Note. Ever.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 394040)
That is incredibly sweet.
I'm wondering how much pop she drinks that she'd get it? maybe her office is where people congregate to take a break so it seems like there's too much pop drinking too be healthy for one person?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-02-2009 10:58 AM
Now this is an interview
 
How many honest interviews have you read in the past year? Counting this one, I'm up to one. Quincy Jones:

http://men.style.com/details/feature...d=content_9937

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-02-2009 11:21 AM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 394094)
How many honest interviews have you read in the past year?

TM
Four.

Fugee 07-02-2009 12:06 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 394094)
How many honest interviews have you read in the past year? Counting this one, I'm up to one. Quincy Jones:

http://men.style.com/details/feature...d=content_9937

TM
The guy is definitely blunt. That talk about chemical peels -- it just makes my skin burn to think of what it would take to go from medium brown to paper white and stay that way. Ouch.

dtb 07-02-2009 01:27 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 394096)
The guy is definitely blunt. That talk about chemical peels -- it just makes my skin burn to think of what it would take to go from medium brown to paper white and stay that way. Ouch.
Michael Jackson came to my place of employment once (probably about 2002 or 2003) and had a meeting with the Chairman (not Sinatra). Anyway, a TON of people (employees -- myself included, embarrassingly enough) were crowded around that floor and on the staircase to catch a glimpse of him when he left the CEO's office and when he did, everyone clapped and was wide-eyed about seeing him. His son was with him, and was as blonde as McCauley Culkin (or whatever that kid's name was) -- that was a little weird.

Lots of famous people had meetings with the chairman, but the only one that caused such a big stir was Michael Jackson.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-02-2009 01:35 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394097)
Michael Jackson came to my place of employment once (probably about 2002 or 2003) and had a meeting with the Chairman (not Sinatra). Anyway, a TON of people (employees -- myself included, embarrassingly enough) were crowded around that floor and on the staircase to catch a glimpse of him when he left the CEO's office and when he did, everyone clapped and was wide-eyed about seeing him. His son was with him, and was as blonde as McCauley Culkin (or whatever that kid's name was) -- that was a little weird.

Lots of famous people had meetings with the chairman, but the only one that caused such a big stir was Michael Jackson.

I don't remember, was that pre- or post- pederasty case?

I'm sure some people here are inured to a celeb in the office (you know who you are), but the funniest similar occassion I've seen was for Liv Ullman. It was about a dozen years ago, she was probably 60 (but still looked great), and I do believe that every male partner did a walk-by the conference room and that the elevator bank had at least 20 balding men in their 50s and 60 looking to exit at the same time she did. Most looking at their shoes. She had a cute daughter, not so glamorous.

Good times!

Hank Chinaski 07-02-2009 01:59 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 394098)
I don't remember, was that pre- or post- pederasty case?

I'm sure some people here are inured to a celeb in the office (you know who you are), but the funniest similar occassion I've seen was for Liv Ullman. It was about a dozen years ago, she was probably 60 (but still looked great), and I do believe that every male partner did a walk-by the conference room and that the elevator bank had at least 20 balding men in their 50s and 60 looking to exit at the same time she did. Most looking at their shoes. She had a cute daughter, not so glamorous.

Good times!
in my ex-aunt's last big movie role, she walked in the house and her movie-son spluged on her.

dtb 07-02-2009 02:39 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 394099)
in my ex-aunt's last big movie role, she walked in the house and her movie-son spluged on her.

It took me a few reads to understand what I think you are saying here. At first, I didn't know what you meant by "spluged" but my hank-to-English translation program believes that you mean "splooged" (that's how they spell it in the OED).

So, are you saying that in the last movie your ex-aunt acted in, her character in that movie was favored with a sample of the semen of the character that was playing her son in said movie? Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?

Thanks for sharing, Hank!

Gattigap 07-02-2009 02:45 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394101)
It took me a few reads to understand what I think you are saying here. At first, I didn't know what you meant by "spluged" but my hank-to-English translation program believes that you mean "splooged" (that's how they spell it in the OED).

So, are you saying that in the last movie your ex-aunt acted in, her character in that movie was favored with a sample of the semen of the character that was playing her son in said movie? Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?

Thanks for sharing, Hank!
And here I thought he meant "spluged" as in the Nickelodeon-bucket-of-green-slime sense, and that he was trying to tell us that his famous ex-family members were actually part of wacky, somewhat over-the-top family programming.

This wide room for varying interpretations may underlie many of Hank's frustrations about how noone understands what the fuck he really is trying to say, but OTOH I suppose he can take solace in the many possible readings of his work for which the true artiste strives.

dtb 07-02-2009 02:53 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 394102)
And here I thought he meant "spluged" as in the Nickelodeon-bucket-of-green-slime sense, and that he was trying to tell us that his famous ex-family members were actually part of wacky, somewhat over-the-top family programming.

Ahhhhh. A textual interpretation I had not considered! Will we ever know the true meaning?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-02-2009 02:57 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394101)
Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?
Great prop to have when you're banging an ugly girl doggy style and can't quite finish. Just fake the "O" sounds and throw the splooge prop on her back and go to sleep.

C'mon, who hasn't done this?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-02-2009 03:02 PM
Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394103)
Ahhhhh. A textual interpretation I had not considered! Will we ever know the true meaning?
I just checked the urban dictionary (come on, dtb, Hank and the OED?), and they posit that "spluge" is the verb and "splooge" the noun.

Hank seems to know whereof he speaks in this circumstance.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-02-2009 03:04 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 394105)
I just checked the urban dictionary (come on, dtb, Hank and the OED?), and they posit that "spluge" is the verb and "splooge" the noun.
I'd never heard the term "sharted" before until I read textsfromlastnight.com.

Hank Chinaski 07-02-2009 06:50 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 394105)
I just checked the urban dictionary (come on, dtb, Hank and the OED?), and they posit that "spluge" is the verb and "splooge" the noun.

Hank seems to know whereof he speaks in this circumstance.
thank you. and conf to dtb:

no dtb, it wasn't an XXX, and your analysis was too cruel for an ex #1 friend, and the splooge was some hollywood recipe- it was a movie most of have seen, or at least you've seen one of the series, and, even if I wasn't right, a "hank spells poorly" post is beneath you. or i should say, it was beneath the 2005 dtb.


edit: harummpf. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluge

Fugee 07-02-2009 06:51 PM
PLF Outed!
 
You may have all thought he was in mourning for Michael Jackson, but he's had other things on his mind.

http://www.startribune.com/local/497...DiaMDCinchO7DU

Hank Chinaski 07-02-2009 07:33 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 394102)
And here I thought he meant "spluged" as in the Nickelodeon-bucket-of-green-slime sense, and that he was trying to tell us that his famous ex-family members were actually part of wacky, somewhat over-the-top family programming.

This wide room for varying interpretations may underlie many of Hank's frustrations about how noone understands what the fuck he really is trying to say, but OTOH I suppose he can take solace in the many possible readings of his work for which the true artiste strives.
translation: although Hank has proven me ignorant a few dozen times, I keep trying to insult him, or maybe I'm ignorant, or forgetful? Can any of you help me to have a more intelligent persona?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-02-2009 07:42 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 394109)
thank you. and conf to dtb:

no dtb, it wasn't an XXX, and your analysis was too cruel for an ex #1 friend, and the splooge was some hollywood recipe- it was a movie most of have seen, or at least you've seen one of the series, and, even if I wasn't right, a "hank spells poorly" post is beneath you. or i should say, it was beneath the 2005 dtb.


edit: harummpf. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluge
I'm here for you whenever you want a back-handed compliment.

dtb 07-02-2009 07:48 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 394109)
thank you. and conf to dtb:

no dtb, it wasn't an XXX, and your analysis was too cruel for an ex #1 friend, and the splooge was some hollywood recipe- it was a movie most of have seen, or at least you've seen one of the series, and, even if I wasn't right, a "hank spells poorly" post is beneath you. or i should say, it was beneath the 2005 dtb.


edit: harummpf. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluge
Oh, no, dear Hankie. It wasn't the spelling "error" -- who knows with these kinds of words? It was genuine befuddlement as to what you were trying to convey. But isn't the fact that I understood you despite your possibly opaque sentence formation proof that our #1 status is destiny?

Gattigap 07-02-2009 07:49 PM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 394113)
translation: although Hank has proven me ignorant a few dozen times, I keep trying to insult him, or maybe I'm ignorant, or forgetful? Can any of you help me to have a more intelligent persona?
dtb, scratch that. I'm guessing Hank's not a fan of Nick programming.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-03-2009 09:25 AM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394115)
Oh, no, dear Hankie. It wasn't the spelling "error" -- who knows with these kinds of words? It was genuine befuddlement as to what you were trying to convey. But isn't the fact that I understood you despite your possibly opaque sentence formation proof that our #1 status is destiny?
You need to learn "teenage boy".

Really, you do.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-03-2009 09:59 AM
Re: Now this is an interview
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394101)
It took me a few reads to understand what I think you are saying here. At first, I didn't know what you meant by "spluged" but my hank-to-English translation program believes that you mean "splooged" (that's how they spell it in the OED).

So, are you saying that in the last movie your ex-aunt acted in, her character in that movie was favored with a sample of the semen of the character that was playing her son in said movie? Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?

Thanks for sharing, Hank!
6 oz. heavy cream
3 oz. baby oil
3 tbsp. Miracle Whip

1 Supersoaker 50

Hank Chinaski 07-03-2009 05:45 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 394115)
Oh, no, dear Hankie. It wasn't the spelling "error" -- who knows with these kinds of words? It was genuine befuddlement as to what you were trying to convey. But isn't the fact that I understood you despite your possibly opaque sentence formation proof that our #1 status is destiny?
your boys are what, 7? 8? hint: in 6 years, when you check their underwear, it'll be crusty.

but of course I value your friendship, and ability to understand me. Today, at a smart Viennese Cafe, I had an argument about Jung and his theory of death and life, and I am not sure the Professori to whom I was trying to explain ever fully grasped the essence of my poitn.

Adder 07-03-2009 11:56 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 394128)
your boys are what, 7? 8? hint: in 6 years, when you check their underwear, it'll be crusty.

but of course I value your friendship, and ability to understand me. Today, at a smart Viennese Cafe, I had an argument about Jung and his theory of death and life, and I am not sure the Professori to whom I was trying to explain ever fully grasped the essence of my poitn.
There is amusing public art in Bratislava.

Hank Chinaski 07-05-2009 06:29 PM
Re: Heh, heh - he said "Strunk"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 394134)
There is amusing public art in Bratislava.
I was in bratislava today. went to the hostel, and just waited, waving my US passport in the lobby. I understand there were no bidders, and they actually offered me out as a reward for 5 time purchasers, still no action:(

do you think i should take it personally, or is it the economy?

Fugee 07-06-2009 10:48 AM
Better late than never
 
The Muppets "Stars & Stripes Forever."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o
I think my little nieces would have liked this better than the performance by the First John Phillips Sousa Memorial Band we saw at my little burb's concert & fireworks show. It's not quite the Macy's show on the East River, but I can walk there and back.

Hope you all had a wonderful 4th.

ETA: And even later, this is for Gwinky in hopes she had a good Canada Day. there's nothing like a cake wreck to fire that patriotic spirit:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjt...-ow-canada.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 07-06-2009 03:52 PM
Insane drive scene
 
http://www.vimeo.com/757553

Chef may like this. Back in 1978, some French director was unable to obtain a permit to film a scene where he drives like a madman through the streets of Paris, so he does it anyway without permission. "He drove through the streets of Paris at five in the morning, through red lights, around the Arc de Triomphe, down the Champs-Élysées, against one-way traffic, over sidewalks, at speeds up to 140 miles per hour. The film ends after nine terrifying minutes when the driver parks the car in Montmartre and a blonde comes up the stairs toward Sacre Coeur. (It was a date.) After the first showing, the director was arrested for endangering public safety." http://www.slate.com/id/2221388/pagenum/2

Pretty cool.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 07-06-2009 03:56 PM
Re: Better late than never
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 394140)
The Muppets "Stars & Stripes Forever."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o
I think my little nieces would have liked this better than the performance by the First John Phillips Sousa Memorial Band we saw at my little burb's concert & fireworks show. It's not quite the Macy's show on the East River, but I can walk there and back.

Hope you all had a wonderful 4th.

ETA: And even later, this is for Gwinky in hopes she had a good Canada Day. there's nothing like a cake wreck to fire that patriotic spirit:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjt...-ow-canada.jpg
Aw, lovely, thank you. I can't figure out whether that is just smeared frosting on the maple leaf or some kind of deliberate mistake. What is it?

John Phoenix 07-06-2009 04:04 PM
Re: Insane drive scene
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 394150)
http://www.vimeo.com/757553

Chef may like this. Back in 1978, some French director was unable to obtain a permit to film a scene where he drives like a madman through the streets of Paris, so he does it anyway without permission. "He drove through the streets of Paris at five in the morning, through red lights, around the Arc de Triomphe, down the Champs-Élysées, against one-way traffic, over sidewalks, at speeds up to 140 miles per hour. The film ends after nine terrifying minutes when the driver parks the car in Montmartre and a blonde comes up the stairs toward Sacre Coeur. (It was a date.) After the first showing, the director was arrested for endangering public safety." http://www.slate.com/id/2221388/pagenum/2

Pretty cool.

TM
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...-thumbs-up.gif John Phoenix likes this.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-06-2009 04:08 PM
Re: Better late than never
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 394151)
Aw, lovely, thank you. I can't figure out whether that is just smeared frosting on the maple leaf or some kind of deliberate mistake. What is it?
To begin with, the cake is upside down.

taxwonk 07-06-2009 05:04 PM
Re: Insane drive scene
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 394150)
http://www.vimeo.com/757553

Chef may like this. Back in 1978, some French director was unable to obtain a permit to film a scene where he drives like a madman through the streets of Paris, so he does it anyway without permission. "He drove through the streets of Paris at five in the morning, through red lights, around the Arc de Triomphe, down the Champs-Élysées, against one-way traffic, over sidewalks, at speeds up to 140 miles per hour. The film ends after nine terrifying minutes when the driver parks the car in Montmartre and a blonde comes up the stairs toward Sacre Coeur. (It was a date.) After the first showing, the director was arrested for endangering public safety." http://www.slate.com/id/2221388/pagenum/2

Pretty cool.

TM
That is so fucking cool.

Fugee 07-06-2009 05:06 PM
Re: Better late than never
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 394151)
Aw, lovely, thank you. I can't figure out whether that is just smeared frosting on the maple leaf or some kind of deliberate mistake. What is it?
The CakeWrecks site said it was from someone who took a finger sample of the frosting.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-06-2009 06:07 PM
Re: Insane drive scene
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 394150)
http://www.vimeo.com/757553

Chef may like this. Back in 1978, some French director was unable to obtain a permit to film a scene where he drives like a madman through the streets of Paris, so he does it anyway without permission. "He drove through the streets of Paris at five in the morning, through red lights, around the Arc de Triomphe, down the Champs-Élysées, against one-way traffic, over sidewalks, at speeds up to 140 miles per hour. The film ends after nine terrifying minutes when the driver parks the car in Montmartre and a blonde comes up the stairs toward Sacre Coeur. (It was a date.) After the first showing, the director was arrested for endangering public safety." http://www.slate.com/id/2221388/pagenum/2

Pretty cool.

TM
Outstanding. And she looked cute.

The guy in the white suit was amusing. Didn't seem to give a shit that a Ferrari was carving a hard left around him at 50 mph.

Pretty Little Flower 07-07-2009 10:37 AM
Prediction
 
This morning will visit great glory upon the mighty nation of Kazakhstan.


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