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Tammy and Tanya were sultry red headed twin sisters I met at Boyne River, and later they were at my high school, alas not in the gifted program, and I was, so I had no shot. But thanks for evoking that memory.

Easiest bet ever
 

Can you believe FSU scored in the 2d OT? I thoght I had my miracle cover . . . arghghghg.

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I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.

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I'll take Fluffy and 25 pins.

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I think his point was to thank her for evoking the memory.

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Str8 was in the gifted program?!?

Pictures don't lie:

http://www.uttyler.edu/faculty/amend...d%20school.jpg

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I guess I missed that in attempting to appear edumacated with that a), b), c), d) stuff.

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I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in my rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"

Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91

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I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.

Top Words of 2005
 

Merriam-Webster's most looked-up words of last year

1. integrity

Pronunciation: in-'te-gr&-tE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English integrite, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French integrité, from Latin integritat-, integritas, from integr-, integer entire
1 : firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : INCORRUPTIBILITY
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synonym see HONESTY

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Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.

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"B" is definitely the direction at which I was driving. Moreover, I didn't have any good skills.

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That naked picture I sent you actually had my alma mater and graduation year written on the back. Apparently that was unnecessary? I only wrote it to distinguish myself from all of the other cock pictures you get.

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It's clear I didn't mean anything about Str8- because

1 he was talking about Toronto HS

2 he went to Yale-

I just wanted to make sure people knew the difference between having/being a gifted dick.

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Appropo of this, how can we even begin to discuss Tammy and Tanya without photographs?