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Adder 06-14-2013 04:33 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480388)
It's been a long time I've had any sex partner not my husband, and it's been a long time since I've had this problem.

But trust me, it exists.
I believe you.

Adder 06-14-2013 04:33 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480385)
Translation: Put me in coach.

ewwwwwww.
No one is better than me at leaving a woman alone with her toys.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 04:34 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480382)
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."
Laziness > Ego

And,

Only a supreme fool thinks he can make her come every time. Stupidity being a turnoff, this will make her even less able to come.

(There is a female-initiated version of this: Failed Blow Job Guilt. Some women can't grasp why or accept that a guy can't come from their blow jobs. She'll try and try, and he'll feel guilty about not coming, which will make him less able to come. And thus a vicious cycle will ensue where there's all kinds of sucking going on, but nothing but frowns and long faces, and detached mandibular joints, all around.)

sebastian_dangerfield 06-14-2013 04:41 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 480390)
No one is better than me at leaving a woman alone with her toys.
Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.

Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.

Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 06-14-2013 04:48 PM
Friday Afternoon Nap Time
 
Thanks to this sandwich, I'm seriously sleepy. Korean pork shoulder and kim chee.

http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bpho...qWq04ji2tZRlIg

Now if I could just get some weed, a decent Crowes bootleg, and a blowjob, the weekend would be off to a great start.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-14-2013 04:54 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480392)
Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.

Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.

Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.
Go one step further and punch her in the face after you scream. You'll have to change the sheets and wipe down the walls. I'm sure urban dictionary has a name for this.

Sparklehorse 06-14-2013 05:05 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480382)
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."
Thank you. I was just scrolling down to write something similar.

Atticus Grinch 06-14-2013 05:57 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480392)
Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.

Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.

Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.
I will put this post up against all comers for the title of Weirdest.

Atticus Grinch 06-14-2013 06:00 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480382)
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."
"Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy."
— Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

taxwonk 06-14-2013 06:15 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 480340)
here's the problem, optimism. Say you get a teeth scrape; Now what? it hurts sure, but the best thing for that is to get it sucked at, right? And you're sure em won't teeth scrape again.
For guys who make fun of my sex life, y'all sure do seem to know an awful lot of women who don't know how to shield their teeth with their lips.

Hank Chinaski 06-14-2013 06:22 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 480398)
For guys who make fun of my sex life, y'all sure do seem to know an awful lot of women who don't know how to shield their teeth with their lips.
I think the thing is I've "known:cool:" lots of women.

Sidd Finch 06-14-2013 06:29 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 480382)
Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."
Maybe you just need to start ordering from a better pizza place?

Sidd Finch 06-14-2013 06:31 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 480391)
Laziness > Ego

And,

Only a supreme fool thinks he can make her come every time. Stupidity being a turnoff, this will make her even less able to come.

(There is a female-initiated version of this: Failed Blow Job Guilt. Some women can't grasp why or accept that a guy can't come from their blow jobs. She'll try and try, and he'll feel guilty about not coming, which will make him less able to come. And thus a vicious cycle will ensue where there's all kinds of sucking going on, but nothing but frowns and long faces, and detached mandibular joints, all around.)
Or, instead of trying and trying, she'll decide it means she's worthless,you don't like how it feels, and she'll never do it again no matter how much cajoling, etc. you try.


Not that I know about this.

Sidd Finch 06-14-2013 06:32 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 480398)
For guys who make fun of my sex life, y'all sure do seem to know an awful lot of women who don't know how to shield their teeth with their lips.
Hank and I are Italian. 'nuff said.

Sidd Finch 06-14-2013 06:33 PM
Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 480397)
"Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy."
— Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd
I look at this, and all I can hear is the line from some movie, "you give head like you're trying to rub out a spot."


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