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			| evenodds | 11-20-2009 09:09 AM |  
 Re: More Pathetic Than a Man In a Tuxedo in Jail ...
 
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					Originally Posted by Fugee
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				 Ex-LMA or different ex?
 Don't you usually date men who could afford a car service if they plan to drink much?
 
 |  The ex-LMA.
 
He rarely drinks, so it never occurred to him that he would get shit-faced and stumbly at the series of afterparties he attended with an actual bimbo party girl, about whom he kept telling me "it was not  a date!"  
 
After he was released, I saw that had anyone care enough to put him into a cab, they could have just handed the guy one of the stack of bills in his money clip and had him safely home.  That no one did, including one of my best friends who saw him shortly before he left the final thing, added to the pathos.
 
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					Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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				 They did a striped jump suit for an overnight lockup, and had him talking to you from behind glass?  Things have changed since I hung out in overnight lock-ups.  And I thought he was in a tux in jail? 
 |  Yes, it was horrific.  We were in a tiny room with a glass wall between us so I could fill out the paperwork.  He was in stripes and some plastic sandals.  
 
According to the very cute guy who was trying to pick me up in the waiting room outside of the jail, that was not standard operating procedure, but the ex-LMA was not a model prisoner.  When I described him to my waiting room buddy, who was awaiting his ride after being sprung for dwi, he said, no the only one was this real belligerent asshole. 
 
When the ex-LMA walked out, with his tux shirt untucked, carrying his suspenders, cufflinks, etc, they greeted each other, confirming that the ex-LMA was in fact the belligerent asshole. |