LawTalkers - The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

Oh yah? Well how did your precious UK team do against the Germans this weekend? In case you don't know, they lost like 10 to nothing or something. So you can stop speaking in a funny accent and talking about "the pitch" and "footy" and watching Trainspotting and In the Name of the Father and whatever else and just dump out your stale Guinness and oily fried fish and potato chips and haggis because they're done. Lights out. Beckham was, like, the big goose egg in the scoring column. I guess he didn't bend it enough! Ha!

Looser.

Cletus Miller

06-28-2010 05:47 PM

Re: Okay...

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427241)

the real conflict on these boards may be that she does have a 150 IQ and that means she thinks on a higher level than us?

Whoa! Mind blowing concept.

Gattigap

06-28-2010 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427232)

Yeah, I'm out of my element here.

How embarassing for both of us.

Pretty Little Flower

06-28-2010 05:51 PM

Re: Okay...

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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 427247)

How embarassing for both of us.

I don't understand how it is embarrassing for you and I don't want to understand.

Isn't it ironic that so few people are embarrassed about spelling embarrassing incorrectly?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-28-2010 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427238)

Possibly both, but I've got five kids to show for it -- one of them with an IMDB page.

Damn. It's almost like people can just sign up and get those pages.

Hank Chinaski

06-28-2010 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 427249)

Damn. It's almost like people can just sign up and get those pages.

whifferoski

Pretty Little Flower

06-28-2010 06:15 PM

Re: Okay...

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427251)

whifferoski

Oh shit, did I whiff on the 147 IQ thing? Is there some post hoc thing I can do?

notcasesensitive

06-28-2010 06:20 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427170)

vuvuzelanyc

Until I read this gem I thought I might have a shot at snarkiest post of the day. You, sir, made me LOL. :D:):rolleyes::P

notcasesensitive

06-28-2010 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 427227)

Dude, you have an IQ of 147! That's, like, better than 99.9% of all other people in the WORLD! Look it up! No wait, never mind. I am sure you already know this, because you have an IQ of 147! I had to look it up. :( Anyhoo, you have an IQ of 147! That is probably way higher than whatever Thurgreed's really smart but not super-genius IQ is. Plus, he is psycho and a controlling douche. You have way more mojo than he does. You should hire him! Make him polish your handbags and tell you how pretty you are and then post about it. I don't know how to make this happen. You figure it out. You are the super-genius, not me. I have not even ever had my IQ tested. :(:(

I believe this script could sell in Hollywood. Assuming that ppnyc could be played by someone who looks just average until the crucial moment when her more stylish friends realize just what a knockout she would be if only she got contacts and started wearing her hair down.

Secret_Agent_Man

06-28-2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427228)

"The only cooler one was a tramp stamp that read 'Paralegal' in doggystyle but 'Secretary' in reverse cowgirl." Better?

:confused:

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-28-2010 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 427253)