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Shape Shifter 06-23-2005 12:56 PM
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Did you get any?
91. "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-23-2005 01:05 PM
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I saw that movie with the bouncers from the bar where I worked at the time. They all left the movie inspired.
I noticed the same thing when I took you to see Revenge of the Nerds. I've never seen someone so uplifted.





I can't find Toby's "Nerds" quotes from American Splendor anywhere...

Hank Chinaski 06-23-2005 01:07 PM
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91. "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.
(Fredo): It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

str8outavannuys 06-23-2005 01:09 PM
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Your friend is a fucking idiot.
Isn't being a fucking idiot a bit of what college is about? Especially if it gets you some ass? Which, it can. See, e.g., Steve-O.

Hank Chinaski 06-23-2005 01:13 PM
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Isn't being a fucking idiot a bit of what college is about? Especially if it gets you some ass? Which, it can. See, e.g., Steve-O.
Projectile vomiting was the way to get girls at Yale?

str8outavannuys 06-23-2005 01:16 PM
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Buy a Porsche Turbo and start dating a 19 year-old receptionist?
This brings up a memory. When I started working at my old firm, fresh out of law school at the age of 25, there was this smoking hot mexican-american temp who was very friendly towards me. She started hanging out in my office all the time, she brought me cupcakes from home, but I didn't ask her out, as I didn't want to date anyone in the office.

Finally, one Friday, she tells me it's her last day as a temp. So I ask her out over the weekend to celebrate. I suggest going to a couple of bars, she doesn't really want to do that . . . and she has to be home by 10:00. Long story short, she's 19. But we had a nice dinner, made out a bit in the car, and I dropped her off in time to make curfew. Incredible body. Damn.

Monday at work, there she is working the front desk, hired on as a full time receptionist. A year or so later she was married, and pregnant right away.

str8outavannuys 06-23-2005 01:19 PM
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Jeff Healey! Of the Jeff Healey Band!

I served him once. Alcohol, not sex (hi sunny!).
When I was 16 I thought "Angel Eyes" was the best song ever.
Of course, when I was 16, I didn't use lube when I masturbated (how old we're y'all when you discovered this one? 17 for me).

notcasesensitive 06-23-2005 01:22 PM
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This brings up a memory. When I started working at my old firm, fresh out of law school at the age of 25, there was this smoking hot mexican-american temp who was very friendly towards me. She started hanging out in my office all the time, she brought me cupcakes from home, but I didn't ask her out, as I didn't want to date anyone in the office.

Finally, one Friday, she tells me it's her last day as a temp. So I ask her out over the weekend to celebrate. I suggest going to a couple of bars, she doesn't really want to do that . . . and she has to be home by 10:00. Long story short, she's 19. But we had a nice dinner, made out a bit in the car, and I dropped her off in time to make curfew. Incredible body. Damn.

Monday at work, there she is working the front desk, hired on as a full time receptionist. A year or so later she was married, and pregnant right away.
What does the fact that she was mexican-american have to do with this story? Were you just trying to help us all picture her or is there some relevance? Maybe trying to back up your earlier sexual stereotypes expertise?


[Have you heard the stereotype about how canadian-american men need the Viagra?]

Shape Shifter 06-23-2005 01:23 PM
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This brings up a memory. When I started working at my old firm, fresh out of law school at the age of 25, there was this smoking hot mexican-american temp who was very friendly towards me. She started hanging out in my office all the time, she brought me cupcakes from home, but I didn't ask her out, as I didn't want to date anyone in the office.

Finally, one Friday, she tells me it's her last day as a temp. So I ask her out over the weekend to celebrate. I suggest going to a couple of bars, she doesn't really want to do that . . . and she has to be home by 10:00. Long story short, she's 19. But we had a nice dinner, made out a bit in the car, and I dropped her off in time to make curfew. Incredible body. Damn.

Monday at work, there she is working the front desk, hired on as a full time receptionist. A year or so later she was married, and pregnant right away.
Lemme guess - J Lo?

Replaced_Texan 06-23-2005 01:26 PM
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Do you remember a time when you used this board for things other than soliciting gay sex? I do. It was a time before you internalized all of the easy jokes we've made about your supposed feyness and occasionally said something unpredictible and groundbreaking. I suppose nostalgia inevitably tinges our memories, but I think that was a happier time. For everyone.
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Hank Chinaski 06-23-2005 01:26 PM
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Lemme guess - J Lo?
I thought RT.

Str8 when you were kissing her did you try and move her head around at all?

ThurgreedMarshall 06-23-2005 01:27 PM
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This brings up a memory. When I started working at my old firm, fresh out of law school at the age of 25, there was this smoking hot mexican-american temp who was very friendly towards me. She started hanging out in my office all the time, she brought me cupcakes from home, but I didn't ask her out, as I didn't want to date anyone in the office.

Finally, one Friday, she tells me it's her last day as a temp. So I ask her out over the weekend to celebrate. I suggest going to a couple of bars, she doesn't really want to do that . . . and she has to be home by 10:00. Long story short, she's 19. But we had a nice dinner, made out a bit in the car, and I dropped her off in time to make curfew. Incredible body. Damn.

Monday at work, there she is working the front desk, hired on as a full time receptionist. A year or so later she was married, and pregnant right away.
Translation: I went in-house because I can't close the deal.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 06-23-2005 01:31 PM
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Lemme guess - J Lo?
You can't read. His receptionist had a killer body.

Replaced_Texan 06-23-2005 01:33 PM
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You and my college boyfriend's mom. She had a Dirty Dancing poster of Swayze in her bedroom. Her husband just chuckled and accepted it.
hmm... I have movie posters in my tv room. Raiders of the Lost Ark, Empire Strikes Back, Moulin Rouge and Fellowship of the Ring (remember, I'm a geek). The original idea was to rotate movies that I like, but I got lazy and the original four are still up.

Other than that, all the art in my house is original work.

str8outavannuys 06-23-2005 01:33 PM
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What does the fact that she was mexican-american have to do with this story? Were you just trying to help us all picture her or is there some relevance? Maybe trying to back up your earlier sexual stereotypes expertise?


[Have you heard the stereotype about how canadian-american men need the Viagra?]
Fair point. My original plan was to try to describe her in detail, and then I lost that train of thought. But if you care, 5'4", 110 pounds-ish, super cute smile, beautiful lips, amazing rack.

And TM, you're an ass-hat.


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