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Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 05:35 PM
LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like to pretend I am on the internet. To Coltrane. Don't tell anyone.
Crap. Now we'll never have sex.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-04-2006 05:36 PM
Famous Alumni
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So, after hearing the news about the demolition and all, I figured I would check out my high school's website for famous alums and/or interesting news. Apparently one of the WorldCom bilkers went to my high school. I'm so proud. And I like that he is featured prominently on our website, with both a recent picture and his yearbook picture available for perusal (as well as a statement of the length of his sentence).

No one else famous or interesting was featured, but there were 2 typos in all of 4 sentences on the website, so I can tell that the tradition of academic excellence continues.
This is much more interesting than discussing fucking our SOs. You suck at being slutty.

baltassoc 01-04-2006 05:38 PM
LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. Now we'll never have sex.
Exactly. Good to see you're catching on. Have all the short soft sex while you still can.

notcasesensitive 01-04-2006 05:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is much more interesting than discussing fucking our SOs. You suck at being slutty.
A discussion about sex with the significant others is, by definition, non-slutty. So I refuse to participate.

ltl/fb 01-04-2006 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A discussion about sex with the significant others is, by definition, non-slutty. So I refuse to participate.
Paigow leaving coincided with my sex life becoming non-noirish.

I want her back.

Flinty_McFlint 01-04-2006 05:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A discussion about sex with the significant others is, by definition, non-slutty. So I refuse to participate.
Can we play naughty librarian again? I think you would be better at that. Plus you've memorized the fine schedule already.

dtb 01-04-2006 05:45 PM
LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay. How long and how hard does he fuck you?

TM
My husband fucks me so long and so hard, that I have difficulty walking. At least, on those days when we do it only 12 or so times. Before breakfast.

We are the hottest couple EVER.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-04-2006 05:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Paigow leaving coincided with my sex life becoming non-noirish.

I want her back.
Fringey, you owe it to us to get back into the noir. Buck up, little camper, and get back on that horse.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 01-04-2006 05:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Paigow leaving coincided with my sex life becoming non-noirish.

I want her back.
What, is Craigslist broken?

Noirishment awaits. Assuming you can wade through all the straight married masculine guys who just want to suck a little cock or find a jackoff buddy (whatever that is).

Diane_Keaton 01-04-2006 05:47 PM
LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
My husband fucks me so long and so hard, that I have difficulty walking. At least, on those days when we do it only 12 or so times. Before breakfast.
Mmmn. Breakfast.

ltl/fb 01-04-2006 05:47 PM
Famous Alumni
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Fringey, you owe it to us to get back into the noir. Buck up, little camper, and get back on that horse.
You describing sex with your SO is not non-slutty. Have at it.

ltl/fb 01-04-2006 05:49 PM
Famous Alumni
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
What, is Craigslist broken?

Noirishment awaits. Assuming you can wade through all the straight married masculine guys who just want to suck a little cock or find a jackoff buddy (whatever that is).
Even those titles are offputting. I should have put "noirish" in quotes. Like I just did, there.

Not Bob 01-04-2006 05:53 PM
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Fringey, you owe it to us to get back into the noir. Buck up, little camper, and get back on that horse.
2. Uh, so to speak.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 01-04-2006 05:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Even those titles are offputting. I should have put "noirish" in quotes. Like I just did, there.
Oh, come on. "Your slave today"? "Your G Spot is a mystery I want to solve"? "Long Lasting 10" for Lovely Large Ladies"?

And look, Atticus is in LA:

"GENEROUS PROFESSIONAL for SUPER SEXY ASIAN GIRL - m4w - 37 (Beverly Hills) "

MR, too:

"Sexy guy with an ass fetish wants to eat your booty"

Diane_Keaton 01-04-2006 05:56 PM
Famous Alumni
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
What, is Craigslist broken?

Noirishment awaits. Assuming you can wade through all the straight married masculine guys who just want to suck a little cock or find a jackoff buddy (whatever that is).
Damn those are some interesting characters. I think Fringey should make her cumback in dramatic fashion and am thinking this Craigs guy on that linked page has possibilitites:

http://a.im.craigslist.org/l8/Or/Vqg...zqdjVuHzvy.jpg
I am looking for a true superior woman or couple to mold me into the slave/painpuppy you desire. I am not looking for sex. This is all about power and control. I am generous and giving to real people.


I don't get how he can fit in that chest behind him, but okay.


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