August is Anal Sex Month
 

Email or call. Your choice.

ETA Uh, I mean, his choice. My choice. Whatever.

Dense Much?
 

He's more than a little relieved that I don't require him to explore his inner gayness, NTTAWWT.

Dense Much?
 

A skirt-wearing old-timer (who shall remain nameless) and I are working with him on that. He likes skirt-wearer's ass, too.

bitchy Much?
 

Bzzzzzzt. Doubtful. The subject has been fully vetted and we have agreed that threesomes, foursomes and moresomes are on our to do list but we are having to much fun with each other right now to cheat and ruin this good thing. The BF actually came to me about a month or so ago and told me that one of the girls in word processing at his firm has been hitting on him and that while he wouldn’t mind some afternoon delight with her he is not willing to cheat with her because he loves me and our relationship. He did propose that she be a candidate for any threesome in the future and of course, for being so honest and I open I replied that he may someday be able to have his cake and eat it (and me) too.

Of course if he went to a bachelor party, its don’t ask don’t tell as far as I am concerned.

Protest too Much?
 

Shape Shifter, add this to the list. (Note the clever description of her as "one of the girls in word processing" and not "the associate with whom I work and travel all the time.")

Dense Much?
 

Bzzzzzzt. Doubtful. I'm lucky to be as great irl as I would be on HDTV. Perhaps you can use me in a fantasy the next time you pull out the vibrator.

OUTED!!
 

Same T-shirt and everything! A pic of Mandy GA:

http://us.st7.yimg.com/store1.yimg.c...s_1807_5328041

She really has that "I've sucked A LOT of dicks" thing going on. YAY!

Dense Much?
 

By any chance is your boyfriend a black man who is dating a white woman because he is insecure or some other psycho-babble?

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Now you're just trying to get me busted. Mentioning that anyone from work has hit on you is a recipe for disaster. From that point on, any work-related social activities are suspect. All business travel is suspect. All in-town hotel receipts are suspect. It's like you won't be trusted any more.

OUTED!!
 

That's close, only a half-cup size bigger and a natural blonde.

Protest too Much?
 

Before the admission in town hotel receipts aren't suspect? Would you please provide your standard explaination?

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I think that was mentioning that after they hit on you, in a weak, though entirely sober, moment you got a two-person blow job from someone you've worked with for years and the cute temp.

OUTED!!
 

Oh, you're her?

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/ava...ine=1080103897

Great. Tell us how fake boobs work again.

OUTED!!
 

Right. Because cups come in half sizes now.

Yes, could you help me please? I'm looking for a 36 D.5 do you have that in red?

Protest too Much?
 

He was a very cute temp.

Michael, that's not funny
 

KITT was a 1982-ish Trans-Am. I drive a 1970s-ish gold Firebird, bay-bee.

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My thoughts exactly. Next...

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Apparently you can order them in half-cup increments.

Protest too Much?
 

I remember.

confidential to shifty: Note that I didn't even mention the part about how great it was when he was fucking me and you were licking me and his balls. I thought it might embarrass you.

more confidential to shafter: wow, I have never felt anyone come as hard as he did when you stuck your tongue up his ass. that was fabulous. we should do it (him) again soon.

Protest too Much?
 

We were WORKING and Shifter got TIRED and didn't want to get in an accident on the way home from being too sleepy.

OUTED!!
 

I invented saying Mandy is not me.

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All natural, grade C (cup) darling. Try not to drool on your keyboard.

Thanks for the avatar Mr. Coltrane.

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I meant figuratively. DUH!

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Uh, actually they do come in half-cups now. http://www.playtexnet.com/products/tgif.jsp

Protest too Much?
 

I had to get your taste out of my mouth somehow. 2 birds, etc.

Moo!
 

Man milks cow for free 'Moolatte'
Wednesday, August 25, 2004 Posted: 3:11 PM EDT (1911 GMT)





BOZEMAN, Montana (AP) -- Rancher Skip Hougland figured it was an offer he couldn't refuse.

Bring in a cow, get a free "Moolatte."

So he took Bonnie Prince Charles Edward Stuart, a Scottish Highland steer who generally goes by "Charlie," to a local Dairy Queen Tuesday and got a free treat as part of a corporate promotion.

Hougland, who owns Bridger Mountain Scottish Highlands, brought Charlie to town from his Willow Creek ranch after reading that people who brought a cow to the business would be rewarded with a free coffee-flavored Dairy Queen version of a latte.

Charlie, who is 10, was the only animal that made an appearance at any of the area outlets of the Minneapolis-based chain.

Store manager Minde Erickson said she was surprised Hougland showed up with Charlie. "It seems like a lot of work."

After numerous children finished marveling at Charlie, who has short legs, shaggy red hair and long horns nearly the width of the trailer he rides in, Hougland put the steer back in the trailer and collected his reward.

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No problem. But I only drool over RP. And GWNK's avatar.

Protest too Much?
 

SPOILER SPACE PLEASE!!

OUTED!!
 

Give me time junior. You ain't seen nothing yet.

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Hm. Cross my heart.

Protest too Much?
 

Really. You've already had one trauma today.

OUTED!!
 

Your avatar is skanky, and it ain't just the dye job. Somehow I think she'd look worse on HDTV.

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I'd criticize your's in return but it's too cute. I'm open to suggestions. The T-shirt is funny to me because an ex actually got the shirt, in white with red lettering, for me. As a joke. I think.

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You know, you were awfully quick in setting that as your avatar, longtime lurker. Now I'm pretty sure you're not Paigow.

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2. It makes me want to cuddle.

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She's seen more cocks than Frank Perdue and John Tyson combined.












(I know that "she" is probably Penske, but it's ok to play along if I can make fun. Better this than talking about anal beads)

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Looks like things are heating up in here!

That shirt looks big on you. Want me to shrink it?

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let's ask her how she feels about Jamaica. Our Puerto Rican dice...

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Good gawd, NO! No other poster, just a lurker turned poster. I do know someone who claims to occasionally post here (as who I am not sure but I have a guess). She showed me the board on her computer (a discussion about men grooming their twigs and berries) and I began lurking. I waited a while to actually post so as not to be obvious.

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Why has this become the new sock paradigm? Long time lurker. Pretending to be hot chick. Talks about "her" breast size and sex life a lot. Whatever happened to the Daintiest Petunias and John123s of the board? Fresh, new socks with fresh new ideas. Socks with spark, pizazz, moxie even. These days, it seems like people are just pressing the "long time lurker who pretends to be a girl with big breasts and talks about her sex life a lot" macro. Talk about phoning it in . . .