A New Sensation
 

If JD would stop being a dick and kissing ass, he's the perfect fit. Mig is just too model-hot and has no stage presense. Still, I love Marty.

Big Brother has an all female final 3, why can't INXS have an all male final 3? I shoulda voted.

Hang up
 

How surprising, you cheap ass fucking deadbeat.

A New Sensation
 

Marty is too good for INXS. But he might end up the pick. His career path is better without the gig, I think. JD is probably the best fit, but I wouldn't hire him. I thought Mig would be the pick until this week (once I gave up on Jordis a few weeks ago). He still might. I don't think there is a chance in hell that Susie ends up the final pick. And oddly, that ties into my thinking they'll keep her around for the more PC look of the show.

The difference, I think, is that in Big Brother the contestants choose for themselves. In doesn't look good for INXS to knock out all female contestants before the final 3. Sort of a Why Have Female Contestants At All If You're Going to Knock THem All Out Early thing. Just my guess. Her performance last night certainly didn't warrant her staying around, but I think she might anyway.

Her giant ring and weird gloves/other-things-on-her-arms look drives me totally crazy.

The Penis Biter
 

I am not. That's all.

tm

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Worst thread title ever.

Worst birthday present ever.

That is all.

The Penis Biter
 

2.

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

:o

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

You don't think it has anything to do with the same three people scoring all the K's on this board, do you?

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 

Sorry, shifty. Dinner called me away.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

I wasn't invited because I don't even know morons like you.

Keep trying, you eager, little beaver.

TM

Stick with the hyphenation bit
 

Comma? I think not. Can we get a ruling, dtb?

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Actually, I'm pretty satisfied with how it's gone so far, but on good advice, I'll wait until I know more about you so any insults can have some teeth. And I have to say, this response of yours was pretty disappointing. And not just because of that extraneous comma.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

NotBob is just nice, so it really doesn't mean anything when he gets your back.

Penske is Penske, so none of his posts mean shit. He only gets his socks dirty.

Like I said, don't give up, little engine that could!

TM

Riding across the desert . . . on a fiiiiiine Arahb chahhhh-guh.
 

That wasn't a fight. We were in complete agreement.

But if she tells me how she'd chose Billups over McGrady, we're gonna have real problems.

TM

Stick with the syllable bit
 

I do like how you adopted my approach of referring to the other person as "little." It has a little less punch, though, if you're copying. But you should know that, big guy.

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I can tell you're going to be fun. First a total vocabulary burn and now a punctuation burn. I suppose you're giving up until I misspell something, hunh?

TM

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Ooooh. Commonly-used phrase burn. NotBob, how come you won't help me?

TM

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Well, that makes me up 2-0, so I'm fine with it.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Can I do a hyphen burn now? Or definition of "word" vs. "phrase" burn? Or "misses the point" burn?

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Maybe your bra doesn't match your panties.

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The board is on fire this morning!

ON!

FIRE!

Burn, FB, burn!

For NFH
 

INXS SHOW SPOILERS IN WHITE (though we seem to be the only two watching the show):



Suzie is gone from Rockstar INXS and I will pay for a month's support of the board. I believe I am in queue behind the Hurricane Relief people. Will coordinate with RT on payment.

Good riddance. I think Mig is next.

Why Hank Isn't Allowed To Carry The Stretcher Anymore
 

Video clip. No nudity, just Hank taking advantage.

For NFH
 

I'm watching the show. Even though it's sucked ass for the past several weeks and I honestly couldn't care less who wins. And I haven't watched a results show in 4 weeks b/c it's so painful to listen to third-rate singers sing the B-side "hits" of INXS that nobody except for J.D. has ever heard of. But I think that still qualifies as watching.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

1. With RT as my witness I rarely employ socks anymore.

2. What I don't get is that Less claims my posts and NFH posts et al are such drivel that it drives away any potential new posters, and you seem to agree on the drivel part, but the truth is, anytime a new poster comes on to the you seek to be purposefully obnoxious to them in an effourt to get them to stop posting. Where's the old skool strategy?

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2. This could be a shut-out of the proportions not seen since Ty's unbeaten string against Hank in '03 (was that 158-0?) TM's lame vitriol and bitter oldbie schtick is as stale and crusted over as the cum stains on the Oval Office carpet from the times Clinton missed the sink.

For NFH
 

I have heard most of the songs they have them sing, but I liked INXS in the 80s. As I've mentioned before, the format sucks in my opinion because it is AI all over again. I would rather walk around for a whole day with gum on my shoe and a frat boy's hand on my ass than sit through an episode of AI. The only things that redeem the show for me are: the type of music featured is more my type of music than Barry Manilow night (or whatever) on AI and the INXS guys live in my building and are pretty nice people. I am generally bored by 90% of the musical performances on the show. I would fast-forward through, making the show only about 15 minutes long if I were the only one watching.

Brooke Burke is totally insipid. I did not have a bad impression of her from Wild On, but she has absolutely no charisma on this show. Check This Out.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Please don't photoshoppe that.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

He wasn't trying to stop nononon from posting, he was only trying to suggest a different direction.

I'm sure we would all agree there is the possibility of gold to be mined from a dozen post long exchange about internet romances, using a cocktail party as a tableau for the fantasy, and potential infidelity. I can hardly wait for the next occurenece, as it is a very rich source of great posts.

I think all that Thurgreed was saying is that particular mine of material might have proven a dry hole.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

Go for the hyphen burn. That makes you 3-0 in your little world (which is soon to overlap with the Land of Fu).

Oops. Wait. 3-1. "Little engine that could" and "eager little beaver" are phrases.

And for the record, the point is, your posts suck. Don't lose sight of that.

(I think I've found myself a new purse junkie.)

TM

Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to
 

After a hiatus, this informative series resumes.

Sweating out a mild hangover at the gym isn't as effective as drinking about 44 ounces of water.

Also, never admit mild hangover to unsympathetic trainer.

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That can't be it because it so does.

TM

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Fun-sucker.

You have 65000 posts under your name and you're worried that a quick retread of a done topic will be too boring to bear? But you're right; let's talk about liberals vs. conservatives instead.

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Not if I Fu you first.

But for the record, those "phrases" were not copied; the "word" was. And the point you missed by even going to the phrases comment was that it was the "concept" you copied.

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This is quite possibly The. Most. Boring. Flamewar. Ever.

Let's step it up here, people.

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Oh, don't be so sensitive. New blood is fine. But who wants to wade through their first 1,000 posts of stuff like, "I'm over here enjoying my vodka. Was that Wonk pinching my ass?" I'm just asking that they contribute something worth reading. (If they really are new and not a sock. Hell, even if they are a sock.) At least now, with oh no, we can see she has a spine and half an ounce of wit (even if it all relates back to that wonderful weekend she spent with Strunk and White -- eager, little beaver indeed).

Besides, I don't even know why you're getting upset about me criticizing you. You know who your socks are.

TM

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I guess having your moniker on a post like this is why you usually use your socks.

TM

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Yesterday I was told I should back off, and now this. What to do, what to do.

I'm sorry, but he's not giving me much to work with, and yet he just won't stop.

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4-1.

Stick with the syllable bit
 

This is stupid and about to end.

Eager little beaver and little engine that could (or now, as you've so thoroughly demonstrated, couldn't) are perfect descriptions of you. But stick with the, "Hey! You stole my word!" approach and you'll always be undefeated in nono Land (except for the whole "Not if I Fu you first" fiasco in this post, dumbass).

TM