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You luuuuuuv Hank.

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We are best friends.

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She has memory loss. She's not insane.

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Speaking of which, Wikipedia says

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Oddly enough, Francis Bacon opened a similar restaurant in his home town, in which you could add a screaming pope to any sandwich for no extra cost.

More things I didn't know
 

I always thought the song was about LSD.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-diamonds.html

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It sounds more like Julian should get credit for the inspiration, not Lucy.

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Having a surname that appears in the dictionary is a bit of a curse. First, the kids in the schoolyard will find a clever way to use it against you, and they don't even need to rhyme it. Then, in adult life, there's always The Guy who thinks he's thought of a clever new way to say "Hey, it's __________" but what he doesn't know is that there's always a Guy. And then there are the well-meaning friends who find greeting cards and country-store knick-knacks that have a ________ on it: "Saw this and thought of you." Really? Because it has my fucking name on it? Thought I needed to see it, too, and own it, like some narcissist? Finally, you have to resist the temptation to ever use the dictionary meaning of the word -- in your business, in your home décor, on your (shudder) clothing. I have an uncle who uses our family name as one of two major themes for wall art in his living room, the other being various American Indians looking forlorn about just having their asses kicked and their land stolen and such. I blush with shame just thinking about it. As for my nuclear family, the only concession we make is a cocktail jigger that we use to make G&Ts to drown our sorrows.

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I didn't say we were best friends.

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How about tattoos?
http://www.freetattoodesignsandpictu...ATTOO-art2.jpg

BTW, kids on the playground can find clever ways to be vicious with pretty much any name.

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Oh, cry me a river. You probably have a sexy last name, while mine is a popular brand of fabric softener.

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Bounce?

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Clearly, you haven't seen his uncle's living room dedicated to Slug art.

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It amazes me that people with ordinary, pronounceable last names would ever complain about them. Yes, I'm speaking to both of you whiners.

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Kevin is clearly missing the chance to offer his own super-chilled ice cream.

Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid. How perfect is that?

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Not to mention spellable.

trifecta
 

I (finally) order a new cell phone, and would recommend that anyone thinking of doing the same go to wireless.amazon.com. I got a phone there for $.01, which is ~$100 less than my carrier was going to charge me.

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Oh, double cry me a river. You both have perfectly nice last names.

I like my last name even though people routinely mispronounce it and then after hearing it correctly say "Oh, you say it just how it looks."

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Well, Ms. Sensitive, aptly named I see.

I am sure I have about the most difficult to pronounce name here. I am quite pleased with it.

I'd make fun of only one person's name here, but that would get old quickly.

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I've been wondering where Weed is to comment on this.

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Well, my name sounds the same as the fabric softener, but is, of course, spelled differently. And spelled unusually. So. MORE WHINING!!

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And they got Kaka as well. Now there's a good name.

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Beyonce?

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Snüggel

They never get the umlaut right

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nice try.

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Did I miss an umlaut?

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My wife likes our last name much more than I do, or at least how it is pronounced. She may have married me just for the name.

I'm in the same boat as Atticus on the "there always is a Guy [or a Woman]."

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http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...ll8/assman.jpg

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Snuggele or Purecks?

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Real Madrid seems to be willing to pay an asshole premium for its signing targets. The Glazers must be dancing with joy over the difference this will make to the legendary and world renowned Manchester United Football Club balance sheet. Meanwhile, Rafa Benitez is wondering why the fuck this deal couldn't have gotten done last summer, or even in January.

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Having known perfectly good people saddled with the surnames of Fink and Mudd, among others, I thank me lucky charms most every day.

Yours etc.

Michael Patrick F.X. O'Weed

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Do you know what "shifter" means in German? I'm just saying be ready for some giggles when you and Hank check into the hotel in Vienna.

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Says here Real Madrid is subsidized by the Spanish government, unlike most teams.

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I thought it was Shifter, Slave, and a little place on the beach near Venice.

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I grew up being able help people spell my name by saying "you know, like the --- company." then it shut down:-/

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Do US taxpayers get a cut of the transfer fee, what with AIG being Man U's main sponsor?

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You break my heart. My last name breaks computer systems.

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I am puzzled why anyone would admit to finding this funny.