Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 402616)

At the bar last night, a doctor of Chinese medicine accurately diagnosed a few of us, who she'd not seen for a while, by examining our tongues.

It was thrilling and creepy and now I am very intrigued.

My father had amazing results with acupuncture, but I am a neophyte. Anyone use it acupuncture or other alternative therapies?

Fun fact: a man of 40 should have sex once every two weeks, a woman of 40 . . . once every three.

Even(good thing I am not 40)Odds

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 402658)

In case of apocalypse (or the far more likely zombie-pocalypse), I am going with an ensemble from REI -- wicking fabrics, zip openings, and comfort. If I am going to be living off the land and killing zombies, I want to be dry and comfortable.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 402656)

Was e/o around for the whiffs?

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 402660)

I was being arch. Is that what we considering whiffing here?

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 402574)

Wait. One. Second.

The occasional long time lurkers, first time posters who felt compelled to finally post because they were in the midst a dilemma, often sexual in nature, that they felt the posters of the board could help with, and also because they felt the dilemma would be entertaining to the board, were all socks??? Your socks?!?!?!?!?

Shiver. Me. Timbers.

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 402577)

Wait. So Penske and Baltassoc are one and the same?

This is a game changer. I tell you, this is bigger than the new ring they discovered around Saturn!

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 402589)

Hold. On.

So this is the work of Penske, posing as a sock who is not quite convincingly posing as a post-Penske recincarnation of the original? This is positively Hitchcockian!

Speaking of cocks, you should not speak publicly of your sister-in-law's abilities in the NSA BJ arena, regardless of whether you are mayor:

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...ayor_in_re.php

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 402627)

I agree. But why did they discontinue Cinnamon Crispix? I am still picketing my local supermarket about that one.

TM

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 402649)

I have to disagree. Yes, I am an attorney, but that is just my job. It does not take much review of my extracurricular interests to see that I fall squarely outside the nerd box. For example, I am a cardio fitness enthusiast, attending stationary bicycling classes with regularity. I am a fan of esoteric music, including local music that receives no commercial radio play and a quite a variety of world music. My evenings in July are often spent watching the re-cap of the Tour de France, and I have spent more than one weekday afternoon at a downtown pub watching Champions League play. I am on the boards of several non-profits, a large domestic violence prevention agency and my neighborhood association, of which I am president. President. This, my friends, is not the portrait of a nerd, but rather a modern Renaissance Man.

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 402667)

Impressive. As a better example, I am an attorney. Sort of. Let's just say I went to law school and have passed a bar.....lol!!!

But to set meself apart, my corner office has a bidet and a murphy bed. 4tcb, iykwimaiktyd.

Also, while I am of a certain age, I have the sex once every two hours, instead of once every two weeks. Cuts down on my billing except when its clients or office staff:eek:

Finally, when I had the temporary custody of my young nieces last Saturday, we called into RadioDisney and I pretended to be their parent (father, fwiw) and I won the "cool parent" contest.

Raises the bar a bit, no?

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 402666)

Eh, I don't like cinnamon in my breakfast cereal (I'm talking to you, Cinnamon Toast Crunch). I never tried the cinnamon crispix, but if it tasted anything like CTC, I'm not mourning the loss.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 402658)

From Refinery 29: "Fashion for the apocalypse: (how to look situation appropriate, but still hot, for the end of days)."

http://www.refinery29.com/pipeline/i...ss-trend-1.jpg

In case of apocalypse (or the far more likely zombie-pocalypse), I am going with an ensemble from REI -- wicking fabrics, zip openings, and comfort. If I am going to be living off the land and killing zombies, I want to be dry and comfortable.

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 402669)

I hate Cinnamon...TOAST Crunch.

TM

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 402670)

I like the second to the left thing. The Mark Moseley look was always hot.