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Nut Case, Sensitive 09-20-2005 04:01 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Can you believe that despite all the filth on the World Wide Internets typing "dog licking balls" into Google image search does not bring up a picture of a dog licking his balls? What, I ask, what is this world coming to?
http://skeptech.net/emotipad/cache/LickSelf.jpg

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:01 PM
Yesterday's Oprah
 
Well, I caught my first Oprah since maybe season 2 yesterday, and it was the mother of all oprahs. Did anyone see it? We had the Jen Aniston interview (love her, she is just so real, man) and then, the Hermes Incident Explanation!. What a crock of shit. She was upset not bc they wouldnt stay open after closing for her, but while they were closing. I went intoa tee shirt store on sudnay that was closing and they booted me. That is what closing is. Getting the custoers out. And she dragged the flaming US president of Hermes on who was like "we are sorry, but she didnt know who you are" and Oprah was like "this aint a celebrity thang"
. Hey, Oprah, they probalby would not have let anyone in who wasnt famous to them. get over yourself.

then there was this cloying segment of Oprah's adopting of three yellow lab puppies. Could we pick a more cliche breed? At first, I thoguht she was at an animal shelter and thought that was so nice that she was promoting adopting homeless dogs at this time when so many animals need homes. But no. So I dont' get the point of that segment. How entrenched is this woman in her own bullshit? And steadman? what a pussy. a real yes man.

Also, she appears to be the color of Michael Jackson in the studio, but regular African American in her offsite clips. Odd.


but I like her Diana Ross hairstyle.

notcasesensitive 09-20-2005 04:08 PM
Engaged
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Also currently in the really awful Crossing Jordan.
str8 and I both have a 2 degrees of separation thing with Jerry O'Connell. that is how connected he is.

my connection also involves the mutual friend who he got onto the writer staff of Crossing Jordan. I can't vouch for its non-suckiness, however, as I've never seen it. that would violate my all-reality-tv-all-the-time motto.

the artificial islands episode of Megastructures received four thumbs up from my household last night. that Crown Prince of Dubai is one nutty guy. I consider Megastructures and Modern Marvels to be reality tv. My definition of the genre is expansive.

NotFromHere 09-20-2005 04:09 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Dude! Dude?
You prefer baby?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2005 04:10 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
How much money would it take for Sebby to lick your balls? Your asshole? How much more if a live studio audience was involved?
What about NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.

NotFromHere 09-20-2005 04:14 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.
edited to remove "Atticus?" reply because Gatti does not like recurring schticks.

NotFromHere 09-20-2005 04:15 PM
Yesterday's Oprah
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
crap about oprah.
No one gives a shit what Oprah says - what did Jen say?

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2005 04:15 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.
For about her first 3000 posts I thought nfh was a guy. Then for 2000 posts I thought she was might be a computer webcrawler program that was coded to news gather/post.

For the past few hundred posts I've become convinced she is a woman.

Only a real woman could convey the indignation of having your underwear rifled in the airport with such honesty. Those posts are downright poignant. Did you read the one about how she keeps finding forms in her bags?

nononono 09-20-2005 04:20 PM
Engaged
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
str8 and I both have a 2 degrees of separation thing with Jerry O'Connell. that is how connected he is.

my connection also involves the mutual friend who he got onto the writer staff of Crossing Jordan. I can't vouch for its non-suckiness, however, as I've never seen it. that would violate my all-reality-tv-all-the-time motto.

the artificial islands episode of Megastructures received four thumbs up from my household last night. that Crown Prince of Dubai is one nutty guy. I consider Megastructures and Modern Marvels to be reality tv. My definition of the genre is expansive.
I brushed against him at a NYC Ballet benefit once. Actually nice looking in person. And big - he's really tall.

taxwonk 09-20-2005 04:22 PM
Engaged
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You mean the putz whose brother was on the Bachelor?

That guy? How does he land Rebecca Romaine?
His dressing tastes really good?

futbol fan 09-20-2005 04:23 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What NFH's balls? Penske says she has big hairy ones.
Dude.

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:25 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you trying to tell me she doesn't have a nice ass?
What struck me about her ass is how remarkably cellulite free it is. We have all seen those Natinal Enquirer shots of stars in their bikinis on vacation, and while they are skinny, they inevitably have a little cellulite. Alba has none. What makes this really remarkable is that she has stated that obesity runs in her familiy. I am not saying this is airbrushed, just reality defying. Cellulite is genetifc and not related to being overweight. Is this a lipo situaion? Bc she has the cute little bottom of a very fit gay man or a preternatually curvy ten year old.

futbol fan 09-20-2005 04:28 PM
Football Note
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
http://skeptech.net/emotipad/cache/LickSelf.jpg
Where were you
When I needed you
Well you could not be found
What can I do
Oh I believed in you
You're running me around

Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it anyway you like
It's the lightning not the thunder
You never know where it's gonna strike

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:29 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
fluffy panties.
This struck me as hysterical.

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:33 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True, she would look better as a brunette. But she can carry off any hair color she likes. I already got laid this morning and that damned ass photo’s got me thinking it wasn’t enough... Alba's almost too hot.
Did you get the crust off your pants?

precautionary, wonkstyle Merde!!! STP!!!

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:36 PM
Engaged
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. Who's Jerry O'Connell? And is he hot enough?



I thought she was gay?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2005 04:36 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
What struck me about her ass is how remarkably cellulite free it is. We have all seen those Natinal Enquirer shots of stars in their bikinis on vacation, and while they are skinny, they inevitably have a little cellulite. Alba has none. What makes this really remarkable is that she has stated that obesity runs in her familiy. I am not saying this is airbrushed, just reality defying. Cellulite is genetifc and not related to being overweight. Is this a lipo situaion? Bc she has the cute little bottom of a very fit gay man or a preternatually curvy ten year old.
I can explain it: she's 24. Asses without cellulite are a dime a dozen at 24. Well, maybe not a dime a dozen, but you can definitely bounce a quarter on many of them.

SlaveNoMore 09-20-2005 04:40 PM
Engaged
 
Quote:
NotFromHere
So Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O'Connell. Who's Jerry O'Connell? And is he hot enough?
Quote:
paigowprincess
I thought she was gay?
No. That's John Mahoney.

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:42 PM
Yesterday's Oprah
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
No one gives a shit what Oprah says - what did Jen say?
Apparently she is a big partier. She said she is ready to date again! and that what you resist persists (about being relentelssly pursued by the papparazzi). After she left, the Big O assured the audience that Jen was really doing well.

Fashionable But Anonymous 09-20-2005 04:44 PM
Need some help
 
A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:45 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can explain it: she's 24. Asses without cellulite are a dime a dozen at 24. Well, maybe not a dime a dozen, but you can definitely bounce a quarter on many of them.

Not to question your self-appointed status as Dr. Ass but
WRong-o. Youare confusing cellulie on the thin and cellulite on the adipose challenged. The cellulite kicks in way before 24.

NotFromHere 09-20-2005 04:46 PM
Yesterday's Oprah
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Apparently she is a big partier. She said she is ready to date again! and that what you resist persists (about being relentelssly pursued by the papparazzi). After she left, the Big O assured the audience that Jen was really doing well.
Who's going to win Big Brother? I was really sad when ____ lost the HOH competition to that bitch ________.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2005 04:47 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?
Borrow a gun from Penske?

sebastian_dangerfield 09-20-2005 04:47 PM
Engaged
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
str8 and I both have a 2 degrees of separation thing with Jerry O'Connell. that is how connected he is.

my connection also involves the mutual friend who he got onto the writer staff of Crossing Jordan. I can't vouch for its non-suckiness, however, as I've never seen it. that would violate my all-reality-tv-all-the-time motto.

the artificial islands episode of Megastructures received four thumbs up from my household last night. that Crown Prince of Dubai is one nutty guy. I consider Megastructures and Modern Marvels to be reality tv. My definition of the genre is expansive.
If I had one degree of separation from O'Connell, I'd loosen his fucking teeth for taking an hour and ahlf away from me with "Tomcats."

Then again, I watched the fucking movie, so I guess there's a fat chunk of contrib negligence in there.

Fuck, I just used a law term.

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:49 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?
Is "Fred's" wife from Serbia? Bc that explains a lot.

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2005 04:49 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?
big tits?

Replaced_Texan 09-20-2005 04:50 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?
Fred sounds like a love-sick fool who isn't likely to take any advice on this whole thing from anyone until he's hit rock bottom. Keep an eye out on him, be available when he has his inevitable moment of realization that he's been screwed and supply him with plenty of alcohol. If you're into that sort of thing, offer to be his second at the inevitable duel.

"'In affairs of the heart, Princess,' Cesar used to say, 'one should neither offer advice nor solulutions...just a clean hanky when appropriate.'"
--The Flanders Panel, Arturo Perez Reverte, pg. 14.

barely_legal 09-20-2005 04:51 PM
Yesterday's Oprah
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who's going to win Big Brother? I was really sad when ____ lost the HOH competition to that bitch ________.
I refuse to watch finale for the sole reason that ______ lost the HOH competition to that bitch _________.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2005 04:52 PM
$Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$
 
Michelle Wie is turning pro.

"Wie will sign endorsement deals with three companies (one believed to be Nike) worth an estimated $8 million. Adding in tournament appearance fees and other endorsements, the Hawaiian teen's compensation for her first year as a pro is expected to reach $10 million -- not counting what she wins on the course"

Damn. What the fuck would you do with $10 mil at age 16?*

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=2167196

TM

*Besides two chicks at one time, dude.

paigowprincess 09-20-2005 04:53 PM
Yesterday's Oprah
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who's going to win Big Brother? I was really sad when ____ lost the HOH competition to that bitch ________.

Let's see.

James- Ivette
Bo- Ivette
April - Maggie
Jennifer- Maggie
Howie-? but probably Maggie
Rachel-Maggie
Janelle- Maggie


I say Maggie. Good. She singlehandedly one the game for her team by manipulating Howie and she seems very astuite, and like a good person. Ivette is horrible. If I never hear the word "cappy", it will be too soon.

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2005 04:55 PM
$Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
*Besides two chicks at one time, dude.
she'll have plenty of opportunitys for that on the LPGA tour.

robustpuppy 09-20-2005 04:55 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Any other advice I can give to Fred?
A. Shoot heroin; get it all over with
B. French kiss business end of .44
C. Pop rocks/soda at same time
D. Eat diced pineapple from crack whore's crack
E. Draino sundae
F. Both barrels under chin, toe on trigger

ThurgreedMarshall 09-20-2005 04:56 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not to question your self-appointed status as Dr. Ass but
WRong-o. Youare confusing cellulie on the thin and cellulite on the adipose challenged. The cellulite kicks in way before 24.
No. It really doesn't (well, on asses other than yours, it would seem).

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-20-2005 04:58 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
A friend of mine called about a mutual friend of ours who's in a little bit of trouble.

Mutual friend, "Fred" met a woman early this year. Decided to get married in April, which we all thought was too soon and we became suspicious. Most of us thinking that the woman was pregnant. Thank goodness she was not. Also, she is not a citizen of this country.

Sometime in May, her "brother" came to visit. He was looking for work and she asked if he could stay with them for awhile.

Long story short, the brother was arrested for breaking and entering. While posting bail, Fred finds out that the brother is not the brother at all, but his wife's boyfriend from whatever country they are from. They had been carrying on an affair the whole time. The boyfriend is saying that the wife was an accomplice to the breaking and enterings (he says there were many). Probably a plea bargain? I told Fred to kick the 2 of them out of the house and to get an annulment as soon as possible. He still loves her and is not sure he wants to put them out on the street. I say she's using him and he's an idiot to let them stay in the house. I say she'll frame him if is suits her. Any other advice I can give to Fred?
He still loves her? Be a little - no, a lot - a hell of a lot - more selective in picking your friends.

SlaveNoMore 09-20-2005 04:58 PM
$Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$
 
Quote:
ThurgreedMarshall
Damn. What the fuck would you do with $10 mil at age 16?*

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=2167196

TM

*Besides two chicks at one time, dude.
Ask Malcolm. In the Middle.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2005 04:59 PM
$Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
she'll have plenty of opportunitys for that on the LPGA tour.
She's as interested in that tour as you and TM.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-20-2005 05:03 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fred sounds like a love-sick fool who isn't likely to take any advice on this whole thing from anyone until he's hit rock bottom. Keep an eye out on him, be available when he has his inevitable moment of realization that he's been screwed and supply him with plenty of alcohol. If you're into that sort of thing, offer to be his second at the inevitable duel.

"'In affairs of the heart, Princess,' Cesar used to say, 'one should neither offer advice nor solulutions...just a clean hanky when appropriate.'"
--The Flanders Panel, Arturo Perez Reverte, pg. 14.
Love sick fool? Nah... Fred's an previously involuntarily celibate disaster. To get bullshitted that badly requires a desperation for pussy that would make Steve Howe's cocaine use look like passing experimentation. Fred would fall head over heels for the right blow up doll.

The guy fell in love with a fucking mail order bride! In the pantheon of idiotic and/or unbelievably pathetic acts, he's just below eating out a hooker because you think that might cleave you from the crowd and "make her love you."

nononono 09-20-2005 05:03 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
[i]
"'In affairs of the heart, Princess,' Cesar used to say, 'one should neither offer advice nor solulutions...just a clean hanky when appropriate.'"
--The Flanders Panel, Arturo Perez Reverte, pg. 14.
Do you think that? I always want advice about those things. I want comfort for about 30 seconds, then I want someone to dissect it with/for me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-20-2005 05:04 PM
Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not to question your self-appointed status as Dr. Ass but
WRong-o. Youare confusing cellulie on the thin and cellulite on the adipose challenged. The cellulite kicks in way before 24.
"Visible" cellulite, then. Even when slapped and/or spanked.

eta: Luckily, I have yet to see it when plowing a 24-year old from behind.*

*completely false. I cannot deny occasionally going hogging.

Alex_de_Large 09-20-2005 05:08 PM
Need some help
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
A. Shoot heroin; get it all over with
B. French kiss business end of .44
C. Pop rocks/soda at same time
D. Eat diced pineapple from crack whore's crack
E. Draino sundae
F. Both barrels under chin, toe on trigger
D. Definitely D.


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